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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This guy has been and still is my ‘human university’. By that I mean he’s taught, inspired and echoed my inner thoughts & theories more than any other human I’ve ever come across. Here he is talking about humanity’s “circling the drain”. His name — GEORGE CARLIN.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Most people don’t realize dumb is spelled with a “B”.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
At 3 am one night in 1988, Hawaiian singer Israel Kamakawiwo'ole recorded the iconic version of "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" in one single take. Original post
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“you have now become an apologist for Adolf Hitler.” - Poland’s Chargé d'affaires, to Tucker Carlson =============== Absolutely, well said, defined and articulated. Unfortunately, the audience his comments were aimed at are oblivious to the lessons of history. ---------------------
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They're doing WHAT in Burger King?? 😭😭😭

An exterior view of a Burger King location shows automatic sliding glass doors covered in a poster depicting a large double cheeseburger. The seam of the closing doors aligns with the center of the burger, making the phrase "WIR SUCHEN DICH!" look like "WIR SUCHEN DICH!" with a prominent seam straight down the middle.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
After 28 years and more than 30,000 miles, British adventurer Karl Bushby has finally completed his incredible journey around the world. Today, he reached the finish line in Hull, England, after traveling across the globe without flying or using motorized transportation. Original post
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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AshfromEnfield @ashfromenfield.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh come on … sing it with me 😉😘
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Behind that mirror-glass paint job: sanding, priming, cross coats and hours of polishing before it ever looks that satisfying.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good advice for athletes and life in general: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Real Betis players walked out with the 11 oldest club *socios* (members, all over 80) as matchday mascots before their La Liga game against Getafe on September 17, 2026. Part of Real Betis' "Elderly Week" (*Semana de los Mayores*) initiatives. #AGoodPlace
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love this woman. If only her words could reach all human ears. A must watch till the end, Speaker-Vandana Shiva is an Indian scholar, environmental activist, food sovereignty advocate, ecofeminist and antiglobalization author. #WomeninLeadership IG: @maturedgirl
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Novocastrum @novocastrianufc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😀 #NUFC
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If you don’t like the C-word and/or have a couple of minutes to spare, you may wish to scroll on.
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Ian @hubnut.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Brilliant reply to an utter cock.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Seahorses look more like lions than sealions do. If anything sealions are just massive daft otters.
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Canadian Loyalist 🇨🇦 @shakespearesgal.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Yup … technology is not all it’s cracked up to be … #cdnpoli
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
My top motorway service stations that also sound like they’ve been capped by the Jamaican national football team are: Charnock Richard Norton Canes Pont Abraham Skelton Lake Sutton Scotney Taunton Deane Newport Pagnell
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Dr David S Anderson @dsaarchaeology.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
As an anthropologist, I endorse this message!
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🐈Rex Parker🐈‍⬛ ✏️ 🧐 @rexparker.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
🎶 “All the boys think she’s a spy, she’s got…” 🎶
Desperation pies
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Desperation pies are pies in American cuisine made using staple ingredients like butter, sugar, eggs and flour, and making use of other ingredients that cooks had on hand to substitute for ingredients that were out of season or too expensive. These pies were more common before refrigeration and canned pie fillings, and during times of hardship like the Great Depression and rationing of World War I!. !]I2]
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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
My 4-D review from atop the most hi-tech toilet in the world…
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Dutchy Patrick @dutchiepatrick.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Trump: “Nobody expected that.” With the exception of foreign policy experts, who predicted this as early as 2010. Trump proved again he’s the dumbest president ever….
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 05/05/2026
Listen to this one, folks. Marjorie Taylor Greene spills the tea on Trump and her former colleagues in Congress. “They have no intention of doing the things they promised you on the campaign trail. None.” “They’re bought and paid for.” 1/2
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
In memory of Adam Yauch, aka MCA 💔 August 5, 1964 – May 4, 2012 …and with a touch of melancholy for a great band that will never be seen again. 😢 Beastie Boys - SABOTAGE (Live, awesome!!) #beastieboys #mca #sabotage
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🎼VelvetIce the Original🎼 @originalvelvet.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Funny for #DogDay (not my creation) Enjoy the chuckle. Sound up
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God @thegodshow.com · 02/05/2026
How much suffering must Americans endure before they wake up and decide they’ve had enough?
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
As a species, we aren't gonna make it are we?
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Dealing with obstacles
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Bernie is a failure, and AOC is a poser!!! @africanprincess7.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
So somebody told Toupee Fiasco to call the war with Iran an incursion. But since he's dumber than lead paint, he's calling it an excursion, and I'm LMAO. This is what happens when the person in charge is an illiterate idiot. Us: It's a war Toupee Fiasco: Wrong. It's an excursion Me:
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two cats wearing headphones are sitting at a table with microphones
ALT: two cats wearing headphones are sitting at a table with microphones
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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Why is the world being run by men who if you met them on a night out, you’d go to the bar and ask for Angela?
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
A cartoon reminder that tomorrow is World Book Day (In the UK anyway). Originally for the @theguardian.com
A small girl wearing a rabbit costume and blue coat carries a book as she walks to school. 

Her mother (head out of shot) wheels her baby brother along in a pushchair. 

The baby says "Peter Rabbit may be the 'Hero' of the story, but surely the obedient, widowed Mrs Rabbit is a more effective symbol of the oppression inherent within Mister McGregor's regime"

The girls looks furious and snaps "Mum!! He's critiquing my world book day costume from a marxist perspective again!"
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TUFAC @tufac.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
If Macclesfield score against Brentford this evening, one lucky person to repost this will win a watch tufac.bigcartel.com/product/the-...
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Jen 🐦‍🔥 @jen4man.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Good morning, #jokesters. ❤️🌹
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ShellieWood is here!💄💋🇺🇸 @shelliesmith.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Well, CONGRATULATIONS President Zelensky! 😲🫢🤭😂
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
After a trial over the last few years, Ireland has launched a permanent scheme giving a basic income of €325 a week for artists. 2,000 will be eligible, and successful recipients will be chosen at random from applicants, who must be "professional artists" (definition tbc).
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Ireland announces scheme to provide basic income for artists
The Basic Income for Artists (BIA) project is believed to be the first permanent one of its kind in the world.
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
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M Dv-us @drdvus.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Scientists created a dolphin with legs. Animal rights groups want the legs removed. But that would defeet the porpoise
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Jack Yeo @jackryeo.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
At the
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Imran Bristol @imranicus.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Tourists ‘paid £70,000’ to shoot innocent people in ‘human safari’ hunting trips to Sarajevo Prosecutors in Milan have opened an investigation into far-right Italian tourists who also paid an additional fee to kill children with the sniper rifles in the 1990s in Bosnia. metro.co.uk/2025/11/12/t...
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Tourists 'paid £70,000' to shoot innocent people in 'human safari' hunting trips
The siege ended in 1995, leaving 13,952 people dead. 5,434 of these casualties were civilians.
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Peter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
How did those presenters keep a straight face
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eddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
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God @thegodshow.com · 09/11/2025
Hi Bluesky, God just needs 17k followers to hit 600k. And then 66k more after that to hit 666k. That will be funny. Thanks, God
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Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says. "I could smell the onions and mustard."
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.
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