Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 16/09/2026All Ed had to do was the right thing, now he’s gonna have to deal with no band, no tour, no respect, and his face being edited onto Netanyahu’s body forever 000
Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This new Bloc Party album is the worst thing to ever happen on this day in history 001
Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Seeing too many Brand New defenders taking victory laps 100
Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 31/08/2026First time I log in in two days and the first thing I see in my feed is a skeleton with a huge cock. This site is a treasure 010
Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Collaborating with Bad Wolves is a lot like being offered the frontman spot in Stone Temple Pilots: don’t 000
Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I will send both of us into the nearest 3 bed 2 bath house and ruin some nice family’s Monday morning before I ever let some shitbox dually run me off the road 000
Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 24/07/2026My coworkers and I don’t even do anything we just stand around the counter looking out the window like this 000
Reposted by Fent Czar CostelloBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I was straight up crying laughing the first time I saw this. 66157097
Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 09/06/2026*to the tune of “Punk Rawk Show” by MxPx* We ain’t got no place to go Let’s go to the End It show Wore my suit made of banan’ Got assaulted by their fans Singer has a bone to pick Hardcore is serious “Beat his happy ass right now, No fun in the pit a-llowed” 020
Reposted by Fent Czar CostelloBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/05/2026The year is 2067. "Bluesky is dying, and I know why: It's because my penis done broke," writes Arbuckle F. Fuck, writer for Harper's Magazine and Hog Farm. The userbase is upset, not because of Arbuckle. We're used to his bullshit. We've come to appreciate Harper's quality hogs and expect better. 341862156
Reposted by Fent Czar CostelloJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Fighting over Bluesky and X is so funny. It's like two rival opera companies screaming at each other. Persuasion is done via short form video now, we're both retirement homes for uggos. 341331115
Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 13/05/2026“Leftist” “anarchist” yet when you find the opportunity to be bigoted or ableist you jump on it like a kid seeing a bouncy house at his 6th birthday party. Something tells me you’re lying about something 000
Reposted by Fent Czar CostelloLinda Blair @mjmbca.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Not for nothing, but I think a lot of people have wrongly settled on “Twitter became a right-wing cesspool because all the cool people left” instead of “All the cool people left because Twitter became a right-wing cesspool.” 56025973
Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 13/05/2026When I die and my stats screen pops up I hope it has the amount of times I’ve almost snuffed it via an errant rock flung from underneath my lawnmower at Mach 12. It has to be at least 4 000
Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 11/05/2026The biggest sign of a dogshit umpire is the casual fan knowing their name. The average MLB fan shouldn’t know who CB Buckner or Carlos Torres is 000
Reposted by Fent Czar CostelloGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 05/05/2026This is what the average 22 year old conservative influencer looks like nowadays 311743181
Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I would very much like for M.I.A. to go into an actual American Republican-dominated space and say “hi, I’m Mathangi Arulpragasam, I’m a Republican just like you”. Do it online and leave the comments open. Touch that hot stovetop 000
Reposted by Fent Czar CostelloAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 28/04/2026“his exact nature has been disputed” 531925194
Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 27/04/2026The only evidence I need that it was staged is the fact the last time a president got shot at that location the fucker actually got hit 000
Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I’m not cultured enough to understand entirely what’s going on in this song 000
Reposted by Fent Czar Costellomuch like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Alex Jones posting 30 minute videos about Tim & Eric and cryig 242561155
Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 23/04/2026“M.I.A. made a Christian album” okay lol which one of you slipped acid into my Dr Pepper I promise I won’t be mad 110
Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I just want the gross troglodyte that stuffed half a roll of shit paper down the toilet at McDonald’s to know that I’m going to beat the fucking tar out of him with an oak branch once I get to him 000
Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I guess they’re selling liquid GLP-1 in tiny bottles at my corner store? Ozempic-flavored Stacker2 right underneath the sus dick pills with rhinos on the packaging. What a country 000
Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 16/04/2026> “emo night” > look inside > linkin park and papa roach covers 000
Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 06/04/2026If you have the money to spend on Charlie Puth’s AI music class, and you buy it with the intention of “learning” how to “make” “music” from this pud, you’re a big fuckin’ loser and somebody needs to take your access to money/the internet 000
Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 05/04/2026The song “Animals” by Nickelback (a song about getting your dick sucked) plays entirely uncensored on my work radio station, meanwhile the word “sheets” in “Sugar, We’re Going Down” is removed. Make it make sense 010
Reposted by Fent Czar Costelloceej @ceej.online · 31/03/2024just showed my whole ass at work because I didn’t believe my boss had returned from the dead after his very gruesome public execution. guess who walked through the door first thing this morning. fml 358959
Reposted by Fent Czar CostelloTom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 03/04/2026It's honestly kind of mind-blowing that this is the first time in over fifty years that anybody has been able to take a picture like this. Images of the earth are completely familiar to us, but a human hasn't pointed a camera at the whole planet for half a century. 291867453
Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Cutting up pieces of the box my inhaler came in to use as filters for my joints so I don’t have to go to the head shopmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of a man in a pink tank top giving money to a childALT: a cartoon of a man in a pink tank top giving money to a child 000
Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Nah yeah I love having to use 7 square miles worth of 0.15 ply toilet paper just to make sure I don’t have shitty ass when I leave this gas station. Customer service has never been better 000
Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 27/03/2026“The Middle” by Jimmy Eat World just started playing on classic rock radio and i can feel my skeletal system collapsing into something resembling organic bone meal 000
Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 27/03/2026The best thing about owning a car from 2008 is the CD player because that means I can blast the new Johnny Blue Skies album at max volume 100
Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Saw a F350 with a back window sticker claiming that it “eats chevys and shits dodges”, sounds like someone’s got a sensitive tummy 000
Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Militarie Gun Tiny Desk set restored my will to live for now 000
Reposted by Fent Czar CostelloYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 22/03/2026man, fuck you 1237926
Reposted by Fent Czar CostelloRock Music Association @rockmusicassoc.bsky.social · 21/03/2026In The Rock 3/22/1970: The Chicago Tribune publishes the first known use of the phrase "punk rock". In an interview, Ed Sanders, co-founder of the Fugs described his first solo album as "punk rock – redneck sentimentality". 54813