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Fent Czar Costello

@beezecostello.bsky.social
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shithead • bass/singer of Nightdowner

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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
All Ed had to do was the right thing, now he’s gonna have to deal with no band, no tour, no respect, and his face being edited onto Netanyahu’s body forever
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This new Bloc Party album is the worst thing to ever happen on this day in history
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We The Kings Of Leon
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Seeing too many Brand New defenders taking victory laps
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
First time I log in in two days and the first thing I see in my feed is a skeleton with a huge cock. This site is a treasure
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Collaborating with Bad Wolves is a lot like being offered the frontman spot in Stone Temple Pilots: don’t
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Who up bogging their body rn
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I will send both of us into the nearest 3 bed 2 bath house and ruin some nice family’s Monday morning before I ever let some shitbox dually run me off the road
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My coworkers and I don’t even do anything we just stand around the counter looking out the window like this
Rick Harrison staring into your soul with his arms crossed
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I was straight up crying laughing the first time I saw this.
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
*to the tune of “Punk Rawk Show” by MxPx* We ain’t got no place to go Let’s go to the End It show Wore my suit made of banan’ Got assaulted by their fans Singer has a bone to pick Hardcore is serious “Beat his happy ass right now, No fun in the pit a-llowed”
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Top 10 anime betrayals
a screenshot of the Wikipedia page for The Apprentice season 9, which was won by Bret Michaels a screenshot of Bret Michaels pulling out of the Freedom 250 festival
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The year is 2067. "Bluesky is dying, and I know why: It's because my penis done broke," writes Arbuckle F. Fuck, writer for Harper's Magazine and Hog Farm. The userbase is upset, not because of Arbuckle. We're used to his bullshit. We've come to appreciate Harper's quality hogs and expect better.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Fighting over Bluesky and X is so funny. It's like two rival opera companies screaming at each other. Persuasion is done via short form video now, we're both retirement homes for uggos.
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
“Leftist” “anarchist” yet when you find the opportunity to be bigoted or ableist you jump on it like a kid seeing a bouncy house at his 6th birthday party. Something tells me you’re lying about something
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Linda Blair @mjmbca.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Not for nothing, but I think a lot of people have wrongly settled on “Twitter became a right-wing cesspool because all the cool people left” instead of “All the cool people left because Twitter became a right-wing cesspool.”
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
who up amyl-ing their sniffer rn
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
When I die and my stats screen pops up I hope it has the amount of times I’ve almost snuffed it via an errant rock flung from underneath my lawnmower at Mach 12. It has to be at least 4
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The biggest sign of a dogshit umpire is the casual fan knowing their name. The average MLB fan shouldn’t know who CB Buckner or Carlos Torres is
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This is what the average 22 year old conservative influencer looks like nowadays
Screencap from the television show Seinfeld showing George sitting in the cafe with a mustache
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I would very much like for M.I.A. to go into an actual American Republican-dominated space and say “hi, I’m Mathangi Arulpragasam, I’m a Republican just like you”. Do it online and leave the comments open. Touch that hot stovetop
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
“his exact nature has been disputed”
"Evil" was soon dropped from Grimace's name and he was reintroduced in 1972 as a
protagonist where he only has one set of arms.
He was then a rather clumsy, but still amiable monster from then on. His exact nature has been disputed: in a 2010 interview […]
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The only evidence I need that it was staged is the fact the last time a president got shot at that location the fucker actually got hit
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I’m not cultured enough to understand entirely what’s going on in this song
The song pictured is “Old Mrs. Cuddly” by Scottish punk band The Real McKenzies, from the album Short Music For Short People
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Turning 30 this year
Image text contains my in-progress birthday wishlist, which for the moment contains

- a 99-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon
- a bottle of barrel-aged Malort
- a Cameo™️ from Goo Goo Dolls bassist Robby Takac
- hulk hands
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I mean come on
A screenshot of the YouTube thumbnail for Bowling For Soup’s new cover of Sum 41’s “In Too Deep”
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Alex Jones posting 30 minute videos about Tim & Eric and cryig
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“M.I.A. made a Christian album” okay lol which one of you slipped acid into my Dr Pepper I promise I won’t be mad
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
who up dangering their zone rn
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Bill Murray in Zombieland, post-gunshot, looking an awful lot like ol Bill O’Reilly here
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
All hail the Wrigley goose
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I just want the gross troglodyte that stuffed half a roll of shit paper down the toilet at McDonald’s to know that I’m going to beat the fucking tar out of him with an oak branch once I get to him
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I guess they’re selling liquid GLP-1 in tiny bottles at my corner store? Ozempic-flavored Stacker2 right underneath the sus dick pills with rhinos on the packaging. What a country
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
> “emo night” > look inside > linkin park and papa roach covers
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
If you have the money to spend on Charlie Puth’s AI music class, and you buy it with the intention of “learning” how to “make” “music” from this pud, you’re a big fuckin’ loser and somebody needs to take your access to money/the internet
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The song “Animals” by Nickelback (a song about getting your dick sucked) plays entirely uncensored on my work radio station, meanwhile the word “sheets” in “Sugar, We’re Going Down” is removed. Make it make sense
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ceej @ceej.online · 31/03/2024
just showed my whole ass at work because I didn’t believe my boss had returned from the dead after his very gruesome public execution. guess who walked through the door first thing this morning. fml
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Irony
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Tom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 03/04/2026
It's honestly kind of mind-blowing that this is the first time in over fifty years that anybody has been able to take a picture like this. Images of the earth are completely familiar to us, but a human hasn't pointed a camera at the whole planet for half a century.
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Cutting up pieces of the box my inhaler came in to use as filters for my joints so I don’t have to go to the head shop
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a cartoon of a man in a pink tank top giving money to a child
ALT: a cartoon of a man in a pink tank top giving money to a child
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Nah yeah I love having to use 7 square miles worth of 0.15 ply toilet paper just to make sure I don’t have shitty ass when I leave this gas station. Customer service has never been better
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
“The Middle” by Jimmy Eat World just started playing on classic rock radio and i can feel my skeletal system collapsing into something resembling organic bone meal
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The best thing about owning a car from 2008 is the CD player because that means I can blast the new Johnny Blue Skies album at max volume
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Saw a F350 with a back window sticker claiming that it “eats chevys and shits dodges”, sounds like someone’s got a sensitive tummy
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Militarie Gun Tiny Desk set restored my will to live for now
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Fent Czar Costello @beezecostello.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
who up pinking their floyd rn
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
man, fuck you
Now with the death of Iran, the greatest enemy America has is the Radical Left, Highly Incompetent, Democrat Party! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DJT



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Rock Music Association @rockmusicassoc.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
In The Rock 3/22/1970: The Chicago Tribune publishes the first known use of the phrase "punk rock". In an interview, Ed Sanders, co-founder of the Fugs described his first solo album as "punk rock – redneck sentimentality".
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