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Patrick Dalton

@patrickdalton.bsky.social
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Writer/Photographer First feature film 'Chicken Town' now available to stream on all good platforms as well as some bad ones too. I really, REALLY don't like racists or bigots. Formerly @shitlondon on Twitter

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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 15h
Where does this end? You don't need people to make music for you to enjoy. You don't even need people to enjoy making music - that's a waste of time, AI can do it. In fact, why do we even need people?
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 20h
The government really need to do something about online scams. On YouTube an entirely false story is being pushed about Jeremy Vine being arrested at Television Centre for promoting a crypto trading site.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 21h
AI Slop Teslas talking to each other Algorithms driving people into hate Tech bros cosying up to a demented pedophile Can't help but think that this guy might've been misunderstood. He knew what was coming & tried to warn us.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 22h
The G.O.A.T In my advancing years it has introduced me to a lot of jazz I wouldn't have necessarily heard if I hadn't searched for the source of samples used on this record
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wouldn't put it past Trump to nuke a U.S city in an attempt to stay in power. The time for this syphilitic madman to be removed from power was yesterday and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that etc
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
The most ambitious crossover event in history? I think not…
A mashup of gritty urban crime sitcom Only Fools and Horses and Slow Horses called, appropriately enough, Only Fools and Slow Horses.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine forming your entire identity around this issue instead of actually doing something productive for society. These guys are just sad bullies who are channeling their bitter disappointment in their own life outcomes into hate. "I'm a patriot" So f**king what?! 😂
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Man, I wish political parties could devote some attention to policies which don't involve hurting people once in a while
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I respect our British culture. DO YOU?
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 23/09/2026
Y’all have seen the viral short clip. Here’s the full original. The energy we need when somebody tries to push disinformation down our throats.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Floella Benjamin is a national treasure ♥️
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What's Bumpelstiltskin been up to this time? ❄️
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New painting - Amazon (Locker)
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jesus, this looks like a barbers chair has grown a human head, become sentient & started its own business.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mad to think that our ancestors were doing this 10,000 years before the car park was even invented. They probably just stood around a crude ox drawn cart wanking instead....or if the wheel hadn't been invented some kind of sled. History is amazing.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bluesky / Twitter
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I feel like this song isn't appreciated enough. I invite you to appreciate it. youtu.be/YHrII136QWU?...
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John Forde - Star Dance (1977) vidEo
YouTube video by zOoTiMe
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can't believe that the universe denied us the delicious irony of a group of rabid racists drowning at sea because there was nobody to rescue them.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WOW!! I've always had a soft spot for this song but had no idea how it evolved over the years. My mind is blown
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What is even happening anymore?!?
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Racists are a bunch of cunce #456
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In West Croydon (don't ask) & I just found myself walking past Mark & Jeremy's flat from Peep Show.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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wrongtom @wrongtom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm always deadly serious about Phil
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A mate of mine has just purchased Phil Collins old vocoder He didn't set out to do that, the guy he bought it from just dropped that nugget of information on him at the last moment. 👍
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How long before Farage launches his own meme coin?
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András Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Is it too much to ask from the Prime Minister of The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland to grab the largest microphone and television camera in his immediate vicinity and shout "STOP TRYING TO LYNCH ASYLUM SEEKERS YOU RACIST CUNTS!" from the top of his lungs? Yes. Apparently.
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Phil Harrison @mrpmharrison.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Someone should do a British version of this.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A doc where The Muppets roadtrip across America in the Electric Mayhem's bus & take the temperature of the nation across a series of interviews with regular people. Let MAGA's try to explain their hate to Kermit. Take Animal to a gun show to buy an unlicensed firearm & see how the NRA types feel
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Clearly the ultra-rich want fascism. They own the press. They own the politicians. They.own democracy.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Depressed looking building
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years since 9/11. Look at this magazine I bought in New York just a week after the attack & it's breathless "10's of thousands killed!" headline which isn't even remotely accurate.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There should be a brand of ghee called "Am I to believe that this is butter?"
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
First day of taking my ADHD meds today & they've definitely given me more focus. They also seem to have shut down the non-stop greatest hits radio station that was playing constantly in my head. I feel strangely serene and I like it.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
New painting where I've attempted to capture the bucolic majesty of the Lake District in all its glory
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
These losers don't have 'legitimate concerns' they're just a bunch of c**ts
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We're only a couple of months away from when all the fascists start wearing poppies without even a hint irony.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
For a song that played over the closing credits of a cartoon about raccoons this song goes harder than it has any right to youtu.be/WbkAiRV3m38?...
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The Raccoons ft. Lisa Lougheed - Run With Us (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by The Raccoons Official Music
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"Here's why Tiny Tim deserves to die"
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
New painting. It's the late 20th Century. You're stuck in a traffic jam on the M4. A Chris Rea cassette is playing. You want your parents to stop here so you can have a go on the dinosaur slide. They refuse.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Puce Bejam
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Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nothing quite says “I don’t give a shit what my posters look like, AI did them for free” than calling the kiddies teacup ride “TON CUNT”
An AI generated poster. Amongst other egregious errors, the teacup ride tent has a big sign, front and centre, saying “Ton Cunt”
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Nice bit of anti-fash Greek toilet graffiti
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Excited Man Shouts Science!
ALT: Excited Man Shouts Science!
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So sad about Dolly Parton. She was by all accounts a rare human being who managed to balance supreme talent, fame & wealth without losing her kindness or humanity. I was lucky enough to meet her once & she was disarmingly folksy, open & unstarry despite being a megastar. It was almost surreal ♥️
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Greek Signage Appreciation Post 🇬🇷
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My Monday morning will mainly consist of clambering around this enormous ruined castle 👍
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Abilu Tangwa. @abilutangwa.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
100 companies are responsible for 71% of global emissions. They told YOU to recycle better while they polluted more. Don't fall for it. Hold systems accountable. #ClimateCrisis
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day @apartridgeqotd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Michael, bit of a job for you...
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