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Beer Baron

@beerbaron4life.bsky.social
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Local Warlord ⚔️ Avoiding the Noid & Gleaming the Cube 24/7 Veteran of the Blockbuster Wars 📼 J-Tex Corp Intern 🎌 Host of Time Limit Draw & Army of Dorkness Hilariously Blocked by the Musee Louvre on Twitter

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Beer Baron @beerbaron4life.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
What an interesting dichotomy to experience these last 24 hours. Early Saturday most everyone celebrated Lindsay Graham’s death, then quickly pivoted to celebrate the life of Sam Neil. Like the rise and fall of the tides. Live your life so that people mourn your passing.
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Beer Baron @beerbaron4life.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Instead of a pager, Israel put an explosive in Lindsay Graham’s buttplug.
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Beer Baron @beerbaron4life.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Reports say that Lindsay Graham died from an aortic rupture. No word on the whereabouts of Mean Mark over the last 24 hours.
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Marvel Daily Art @marveldailyart.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Wolverine enters the hidden cyborg factory and gets captured by Apocalypse! I’ve always loved how cheerful Apocalypse is. If you love wiping out humanity to make way for mutantkind, you’ll never work a day in your life! #marvel #wolverine
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Beer Baron @beerbaron4life.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Your annual reminder that the L.A.P.D. is asking Los Angelenos not to fire their guns at the visitor spacecraft. You may inadvertently trigger an interstellar war!
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Beer Baron @beerbaron4life.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I’m a Melmac Doodle Dandy. #July4th  @dailyalf.bsky.social
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Beer Baron @beerbaron4life.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“Now I want those little paint happy bastards caught and hung up by their Buster Browns!”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/07/2026
Patriot Tears Up While Pretending Washington Monument Is His Penis
Patriot Tears Up While Pretending Washington Monument Is His Penis
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/07/2025
replace the hot dogs in the hot dog eating contest with one long hot dog. no chewing. it’s coiling up in there
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Jack Burton Says @jackburtonsays.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
May the wings of liberty never lose a feather. #Happy4thofJuly  #July4th  #USA  #FourthofJuly2026 #4thofJuly2026 #HappyFourth #IndependenceDay  #4thJuly #America250
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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!"
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
the kelce bros tearfully disassembling their bunk bed
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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Dawn. New York Harbor. July 3, 1996. Incomprehensible. #ID4
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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Unconfirmed video of President Whitmore arriving at Area 51 in the past half hour:
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Beer Baron @beerbaron4life.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Happy 40th Anniversary to John Carpenter’s Big Trouble in Little China. May Jack Burton and the Pork Chop Express continue shaking the pillars of heaven for another 40 years and beyond!
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Isaac's Haunted Beard @isaacshauntedbeard.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA was released in theaters on this day, 40 years ago.
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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Washington mayor Marion Berry is on a diplomatic mission to Bogotá this evening and shares his shock and condolences at the destruction left behind from the stunning attack on his city. Mayor Berry will return to DC when logistics allow.
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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Reports trickling in from first responders in D.C. that the Pentagon across the Potomac has been severely damaged. The National Mall is on fire, though that's an upgrade with the recent state of the Reflecting Pool. Nimziki is said to be deploying the National Guard to patrol the grounds.
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Mikey in DFW @mdwdfw.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I love shoot comments not meant to be shoot comments.
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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
An incredible shot from @andrewsalter.net of the aftermath of the attack on Los Angeles earlier this evening. The diameter of the complete and total devastation is measured in miles. And lives.
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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A photo taken earlier this afternoon by Queens resident Christopher "Lucky" Lopez. A picture is worth a thousand words. (Or at least 300 bucks.) I mean, really, what are we supposed to do with this??
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
02 Jul 2026
Heathcliff sits in front of a fortune teller giving him a tarot card reading. She's holding up a card that says "BRO", and she says "The cards never lie."
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Jack Burton Says @jackburtonsays.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin' out there.
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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
OFFICIAL: WE ARE NOT ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE.
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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
BREAKING: Strait of Hormuz is completely shut down.
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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Good night, New York. Tomorrow's forecast is sunny & sticky, hot & humid. High of 96, stay hydrated. If you're going to play chess in Central Park, wear your Knicks jerseys, and get out there early.
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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Piazza and Karros rock Padres starter Tim Worrell en route to a 10-2 Dodgers win in San Diego to tie the Padres for the NL West lead. Game 2 of the series is tomorrow at the Murph where the Dodgers will face their ol' amigo Fernando Valenzuela.
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Beer Baron @beerbaron4life.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Thinking I should pop by here more often.
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
30 Jun 2026
Grandma and Grandpa Nutmeg are entertaining a guest in their living room. Heathcliff walks up to the guest, offering him a large Heathcliff mascot head. Grandma says "He only puts the head on someone he likes."
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Beer Baron @beerbaron4life.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
IT STARTED!!!! If you aren’t following @1996id4.bsky.social, do it now. It’s ID4 in real time and it’s about to go down!
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Beer Baron @beerbaron4life.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
See a dinosaur-post a Dinosaur
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Beer Baron @beerbaron4life.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
HHH is the reason why I almost stopped watching wrestling in the 2000s. Roman Reigns is the reason why I stopped watching wrestling in the late 2010s. Just two of the lamest blandest turds to ever get undeserved main event pushes. Fuck them both.
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Iran/US Ceasefire Deal, Colorized (2026)
hulk hogan being put in the camel clutch by the iron sheik
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Tom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Today’s WCW DEEP CUT looks at the snotty way Buddy Landel was fired from WCW in 1991!
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Beer Baron @beerbaron4life.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I started reading Strikeforce Morituri last night, and I’m almost certain I discovered a Bob and Doug McKenzie/Strange Brew reference in issue 4.
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 15/04/2026
The Last Starfighters are dead, long live to The Last Starfighter! The 1984 movie will have an official sequel on July 1st, in the form of a comic book miniseries from @madcavestudios.com Written by @benjaminraab.bsky.social & @dblackanese.bsky.social and drawn by @willirobertsart.bsky.social
Small-town teenager Alex Rogan has already saved multiple worlds. But that was only the beginning of his story. Forty years after the cult-classic movie that pioneered CGI and inspired generations of fans, an all-new story picks up from the end credits and takes off for the stars! Now the leader…and sole member…of the Star League, Alex must rebuild the galaxy’s only defense force against Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada. Introducing a new cast of Starfighters alongside fan-favorite faces—and new killers and cutthroats in the shadowy employ of the Ko-Dan—The Last Starfighter #1 launches a sci-fi legacy to new heights!

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The comic book cover for The Last Starfighter #1 features a young pilot in a flight suit holding his helmet, flanked by the large faces of a woman and a red-toned alien, with several small starships flying upward against a bright, glowing orange background.
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I Am the Night: The Ultimate Unauthorized History of Batman: The Animated Series is both the story of the creation of a landmark cartoon (packed with new interviews with the folks who made it happen) and a deep dive into what it meant to both animation and the character of Batman. It drops on 9/1.
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Beer Baron @beerbaron4life.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 31/01/2026
Why, yet thy scandal were not wip’d away
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
oh shit we got hennepin hannah
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Beer Baron @beerbaron4life.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Imagine being such a massive cringey dweeb that even the people running the Tropical Island Pedo Party make excuses to not invite you. Elon should be so embarrassed that he self terminates this weekend.
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The Midwest Dreamcatcher @saskrotch.com · 31/01/2026
it's all terrible but epstein making maxwell lie to elon saying he's not doing pedo hangs anymore is ao funny
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Beer Baron @beerbaron4life.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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Beer Baron @beerbaron4life.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Saw this on the street earlier today. You know, when you’ve lost the crazy homeless person demographic, it’s time to step down from the Presidency.
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Beer Baron @beerbaron4life.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Disgusting what’s happening in Minneapolis. Bunch of untrained dipshits antagonizing people in hopes that it explodes into violence so Trump can Insurrection Act us all. Fuck everyone who enables this lunatic. He’s destroyed our country.
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Judy Winslow will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
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Jack Burton Says @jackburtonsays.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
We made it. Holy shit, we made it! #HappyNewYear #HappyNewYear2026 #NewYear2026
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Jack Burton Says @jackburtonsays.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Yeah, I know what you mean. My wife gave it to me for Christmas. #MerryChristmasEveryone #MerryChristmas2025 #MerryXmas #MerryChristmas
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