Reposted by Bird.Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn, 6276912022
Reposted by Bird.Miss Blue @missallyblue.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I know how to flirt with transfemmes: 121
Reposted by Bird.Miss Blue @missallyblue.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Sheppard CS2 at the South Australian Aviation Museum. #Aviation #Photography from my #Sony #A7iii with the 55mm f1.8 #Zeiss. 092
Reposted by Bird.Miss Blue @missallyblue.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Dynamic range is a lie by Big Camera to sell you more Camera. Don't be a coward, shadow detail is for the weak willed. 131
Reposted by Bird.maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 02/07/2025estrogen couldnt have saved john mcafee but it wouldve probaqbly made him funnier 552550
Reposted by Bird.winter @winterk.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Ghost in the Shell explores the theme of women who are butt naked, due to technology 181860422
Reposted by Bird.Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 04/03/2025I know the French intelligentsia can get wordy but I promise you that if he meant "just pretend the author doesn't exist" he would have said that instead of writing a whole dang essay about it, you absolute walnuts. 23111
Bird. @beckybirb.bsky.social · 05/03/2025I'm doing real bad haha. But I don't really have anyone to raise the red flag and intevere. I've tried the public ones. hotlines etc, wasn't able to get out how bad things were to my doc. There's a real irony to filling out saftey plan after saftey plan only to find that really none of it matters. 000
Reposted by Bird.jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 04/02/2025sailor goon. is this anything? 4393544
Reposted by Bird.Picante 🌻 @picantead.bsky.social · 27/10/2024Hey y'all! Looking to get into chastity, but unsure how to pick your first cage or wear one? I made a handy guide on how to start! It goes into sizing yourself, putting your cage on, and some tips and tricks for wearing them! Hope this helps :3 (1-4/6) 161294317
Reposted by Bird.Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 04/12/2024they're gatekeeping crack groups on x the everything app 935246475
Reposted by Bird.Tansy 🔞 🔜 Furpocalypse AA! @tansy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Doe girls am i right 5858611116
Reposted by Bird.Cookie Bandit (Casper!) @cookiebandit.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Your move, bot 1851828
Reposted by Bird.Weredog! @were.dog · 19/11/2024To celebrate our launch on Bluesky, We're giving away £500 to spend on Weredog.co.uk! TO ENTER: 1. Follow us here on Bluesky 2. Like this post 3. Share this post Entries will close on Tuesday November 26th @ 11.59pm GMT Winner announced here on Wednesday 27th November! Good Luck! 28150493539
Reposted by Bird.Brooke Jarvis @brookejarvis.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Today in relatable science: Gulls making a mysterious daily trip that turned out to be to a potato chip factory 247158954286
Reposted by Bird.Tansy 🔞 🔜 Furpocalypse AA! @tansy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Made a digitally inked version of that doe girl since so many people liked her :3 seemed a shame not to make her a print!! 131432228
Reposted by Bird.my name's Mousie 🐭 @needlemousie.bsky.social · 03/11/2024therians are so funny when they flirt. you'll be talking to a girl and she says smthn like "i want you to fuck me like a dog fucks a mouse" what does that mean. that doesnt happen. where would i even get started learning how to do that 3734
Reposted by Bird.🔞null🔞 @null-bis.bsky.social · 27/10/2024True love is shamelessly horny-texting your kinky spouse while standing next to them (they do this on a near daily basis) 721038
Reposted by Bird.Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 30/07/2024An empanada is when you can imagine yourself in someone else's shredded meat pastry. Sympanada is when you have experienced that type of pastry firsthand. 181590362
Reposted by Bird.🌓ⒼⓁⓄ🌗 @glopossum.com · 26/06/2024Leave it to the dog to know how to best put that leash and collar to good use :) A charity sketchstream commission for @corndogcanine.bsky.social & @nspooksfw.bsky.social! Thanks again for your donation ♥🌭♥ 150990
Reposted by Bird.Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 11/05/2024I told my therapist I was depressed, she suggested Italian food might help. It did wonders for my pizza mind 3233
Reposted by Bird.Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 11/05/2024I ordered a lamb flatbread but when I got home the bag just had a white rabbit and the queen of diamonds. That’s the last time I buy from Abrakebabra 161
Reposted by Bird.Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 11/05/2024I went for a roast last Sunday. The waiter called me a prick and the chef made fun of my shoes 071
Reposted by Bird.Anton ☾ ❦ ⟡ @antonarcana.gay · 05/04/2024A man without a pussy is like a stag without antlers. It happens pretty frequently, it’s just not nearly as iconic 16218
Reposted by Bird.🐦⬛ @raven.gifts · 02/04/2024- about to suck this dude - asking if he washes his dick - he doesn't understand - pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is washed or what is not - he laughs and says "it's a good dick" - the dick: 128210
Bird. @beckybirb.bsky.social · 24/03/2024Look at how pretty my girlfriend is!! Look upon her and despair!!!! 020
Bird. @beckybirb.bsky.social · 16/03/2024Great turtle? More like mediocre turtle. Come on man get more that 4' of movement. Jumping doesn't count. Chump. 090
Bird. @beckybirb.bsky.social · 13/03/2024Someone on discord gave me a really good explanation of the Alpha Strike Aerospace movement rules, I'm reposting them here so hopefully it'll be a bit more searchable when people look for alpha strike aerospace explanation. 120
Bird. @beckybirb.bsky.social · 03/03/2024He's fishing, I don't have the heart to tell him that his fish is photoshopped :( He'll be so hungry when he gets home :( 020
Bird. @beckybirb.bsky.social · 03/03/2024Why does the hooded plover wear a hood? Kink reasons?? Tiny Crimes?? An ancestor on a trip to europe once ate an ortolan bunting, and they've had to hide their sins ever since? 121
Bird. @beckybirb.bsky.social · 02/03/2024If I was a bird I'd be a non-passerine. Because well, you know. 000
