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Beatrix Plotter

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Beatrix Plotter @beatrixplotter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
HOW ABOUT WE TALK TO A TRANS PERSON MAYBE????? Fuck off BBC and fuck OFF JK you miserable terf
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Kara BOOOOOchanan 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @magicariot.com · 12/10/2026
meanwhile every queer creative is at risk of having their entire lives crushed by deplatforming and debanking if any of these corporations get a whiff of them making anything horny
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.
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Cyborg K9 🌹 @cyborgk9.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can pay for this with a credit card, but don't dare think of commissioning art of consenting adults having fun sexually, credit card companies (and PayPal) will de-bank you. Our systems are so screwed up. :/
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Beatrix Plotter @beatrixplotter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've had to send the PISSIEST email in the hope being a borderline Karen actually gets me an answer. I don't WANT to be a Karen! I'm just trying to do WHAT THE ORIGINAL LETTER ASKED ME TO DO AAAAAAAAAAAA
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Beatrix Plotter @beatrixplotter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So I've been trying to call the hospital for A WEEK. Always an answering machine message. Can't even get hold of PALS. MOTHERFUCKER I THOUGHT THIS WAS URGENT??????????
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Beatrix Plotter @beatrixplotter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As someone currently looking for a new rental home I FEEL THIS 😅
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
MUCH RESPECT TO PEOPLE NICER THAN ME
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Beatrix Plotter @beatrixplotter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No but seriously, that's my dream! F off and let me work in peace!
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Beatrix Plotter @beatrixplotter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just had an email from the hospital. At 10PM. "Hey diva you haven't replied to our letters about getting a bone density scan." You haven't... sent any letters?? "You can't have your meds till you have one." AND HOW AM I SOLVING THIS PROBLEM AT 10PM YOU COMPLETE WET WIPES??????
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Beatrix Plotter @beatrixplotter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nah mate. I've considered trying to go for a diagnosis and perhaps PIP, but the thought of subjecting myself to it again makes me want to strangle myself
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Defector @defector.com · 02/09/2026
It's time to grow up: defector.com/its-time-to-...
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It’s Time To Grow Up | Defector
HBO’s new Harry Potter TV series is premiering this Christmas Day. Under current plans, it will last at least a decade. The trailer looks like the original films were run through an AI generator, but…
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No dying,

ABSOLUTELY no dying until It Happens

(to a crowd of trans adults, trans kids, and also trans but he's looking at the guy's ass)
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🌑 @fell.energy · 01/09/2026
i want games made by people who get to keep their jobs
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Kategod 🐉🧿🦑𓅛🪬 @kategodart.northsky.social · 26/08/2026
we have thousands of potential dolly partons and tim curries already walking amongst us. most of them are begging for rent money or getting crushed at a shitty job
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026
The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible
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Nova @itsnovabish.novympia.com · 26/08/2026
I don't know how billionaires like Taylor Swift aren't embarrassed looking at how Dolly Parton shared her wealth with the world.
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Beatrix Plotter @beatrixplotter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bore off.
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Q. McLamore @ghawinriver.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This came across my feed again, so one thing I must stress--as I do every time this comes across my feed--is just how much of modern transphobia is owed to elites, medical professionals, and psychologists, NOT to lay-folk. Someone told them that this was sick and wrong; and it weren't their neighbor
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Beatrix Plotter @beatrixplotter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Why would you want to interview for a job that no one can be bothered to conduct themselves?????????
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Beatrix Plotter @beatrixplotter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Begging people to mask up at cons if they even suspect they're sick. I can't keep catching this shit at every con I go to! Wear a mask! I'm tired of coughing my guts up! WEAR A FUCKING MASK I BEG
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Beatrix Plotter @beatrixplotter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Called the DVLA cos I need to renew my license but my passport's expired and the online service hates me for it. "We'll send you an email with instructions on what to do." THEY SENT ME A LINK TO THE ONLINE SERVICE. LISTEN TO ME I FUCKING BEG
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Beatrix Plotter @beatrixplotter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I was informed of the twist of that movie last weekend, my reaction was "I beg your FINEST fucking pardon???"
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Beatrix Plotter @beatrixplotter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
As someone who cut off the vast majority of her family and is debating doing the same to the rest: YEAH THE FUCK IT IS. I didn't want to do it. I wanted my mother to love me. But she can't and I'm not putting myself in that line of fire any more.
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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I didn't know what Clacton even was until I heard of Count Binface, and I don't even live in the UK. That's way more than what I can say for Nigel "30+ mentions in the Epstein Files" Farage tbh
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
me: hey do you have this movie I want to watch? Disney: no Netflix: not anymore Apple: ew no CBC Gem: yes and it’s free Prime: maybe I do, maybe I don’t. Maybe it costs $5 for no reason, even though you already pay for this. Maybe you should fuck off into the sun.
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Game Developer @gamedeveloper.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
EA is now owned by Saudi Arabia and Donald Trump's son-in-law
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EA is now owned by Saudi Arabia and Donald Trump's son-in-law
The U.S. publisher has been taken private in a deal worth $55 billion.
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Veerender Singh Jubbal @veerenderjubbal.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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cool use case of chatgpt work i heard last night:
connect your family calendars and explain your kids' interests.
every morning for the drive to school, have it make a podcast that talks about one kid's soccer game that afternoon, one kid's upcoming birthday, some news, etc.
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What if you just talked to your children
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Beatrix Plotter @beatrixplotter.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I use green concealer to cover some mild rosacea on my cheeks, it helps a lot (I usually buy mine from Revolution but it's very dependent on whether they have it in stock, I've got some No7 concealer from Boots that's good too)
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Beatrix Plotter @beatrixplotter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'm off to do just that right now, cheers for this ❤️
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 17/07/2026
a few good Jessica’s
A digital illustration of 6 versions of doodles of Jessica Rabbit: short, fat, flat-chested, black, asian, and masc.
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Beatrix Plotter @beatrixplotter.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Fuck JK Rowling and her hatemongering bullshit.
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 12/07/2026
A group of physical media activists rescued a haunted VHS tape from being destroyed and becoming lost media. paletteswap.site/dif...
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🦇 Hexavier 🎃 @xavierck.com · 10/07/2026
team releases game and isn't laid off
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Beatrix Plotter @beatrixplotter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Projection I would presume 😂
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It's Trevor! @newbornstranger.com · 30/06/2026
"Not Queer as in fuck you, but gay as in "I'm one of the good ones, I swear Mister Policeman, she threw the brick, not me"
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
If the UK government can find just a bit more porn to ban, houses will become more affordable. I reckon three more porn will do it, and if we get to four porn, food prices should come down as well. This country will get back on its feet, one porn ban at a time.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Smashed three car windows already to save dogs from the heat. Haven’t found any yet but I’m not giving up.
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Beatrix Plotter @beatrixplotter.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Ok. What the fuck am I supposed to do about this? This is the UK, we don't have air conditioning. How are we supposed to prepare???????
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Kimberly 🐘 @elephanttail.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
pay forty-five dollars for a black t-shirt with the logo of a game you have not played or even seen in action for so much as a second
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 20/06/2026
can i be frank and say the post 2010s turn of "this character is not explicitly queer & trans unless they turn to the camera and directly say their identity" which while coming from positive intentions of explicit representation which is Good has sort of had the downside of queer/trans erasure
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
If politicians really want to “save childhood,” they can start by ensuring every child has three meals a day, a safe place to sleep, and safe access to education. Banning social media does nothing to help kids who don’t have basic resources.
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🎃🍁Evie Lyn Devers🍁🎃 @sinebadger.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Every pitch I’ve heard for how AI can make my job more efficient starts like this
Simpsons Clip - Troy McClure selling a horribly inefficient orange juice maker, starting with the false pretence that making orange juice is painful
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Beatrix Plotter @beatrixplotter.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A JOKE. My partner had to tell me, no, the White House actually did this. I just... what the fuck
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Nick Stone @typejunky.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Kids are on their phones too much. I don't know why they don't use the many youth clubs, public swimming pools, community clubs or sports facilities successive governments and skint local authorities have underfunded, closed or sold to property developers.
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