Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm so frustrated that the Bake Off is asking contestants to make classic American crispy outside-chewy inside cookies, but there's no time to melt your butter and then put your dough in the fridge to cool down. 010
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Toronto needs a real mayor. These gangs are taking over our schools and neighborhoods. 000
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026So obvious what is happening whenever the US decides to penalize people with death, whether it's in a prison, or at the hands of cops or ICE, or in a foreign war. the grave immorality of all this aside, the people who kill at the behest of the state are just too sadistic and stupid to do the job 000
Reposted by Bear Mountain PicnicRG @geezypeas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We’re gonna rock down to The inland revenue They’re winding up Man City 17409129
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The fight allegedly broke out over whether to tune radio to the "Shitty Mizrahi Music Channel" or the "Shitty Trance Music Channel" 010
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Nimrod Abimelech Lavan Pharaoh Korach Balaam Haman the seven evil sukkah guests, or "Warushpizin" 001
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Cooking my way out of a panic attack until therapist's next availability 000
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I believe the Jays will sign Seiya and Teruaki Sato because, all things being equal, Ross Atkins likes rostering hot guys 000
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The 4 cups of wine of the passover seder 010
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Telling people you've never heard the Ella Langley song is the woke 1.0 version of eavesdropping on other people's soccer conversations to say "i hate soccer, soccer sucks" 000
Reposted by Bear Mountain PicnicGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 205189405400
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Brb gotta go rename my two horses "Argentinian Medical Student" and "Prussian Journalist" 000
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'm sure when UPenn's archaeology department heard Brad Lidge was intetested in pursuing this they were overwhelmingly excited about courting a scholar of his caliber 100
Reposted by Bear Mountain Picnicpsudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 24/09/2026breathe out a bit 3783772927
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026At this point everyone knows the meme about how private equity is just the bust out scene with the restaurant in Goodfellas but give Paulie Cicero and his guys some credit, they never made the Bamboo Lounge change its menu to bowl slop and put up a sage green sans serif sign and sell merch. 000
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I never got why "what am I, chopped liver?" is an insult. I should be so lucky! Seems like something bad got internalized. 000
Reposted by Bear Mountain PicnicCorey Atad @coreyatad.com · 22/09/2026the greatest lesson of my political life was watching Rob Ford accrue power in Toronto because, i shit you not, when he was a city councillor you could call up his office about whatever small issues (potholes, permitting, etc) and he'd actually help you out 19113597
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Gross, do they just take the eyes out until the fracture heals? 010
Reposted by Bear Mountain Picnic🌈Dani Sparks🇵🇸 @srsparks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Se escribe "Latina Royale" se pronuncia "acabar con la salud mental de Mariana Stars" 181
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026 Democratic politicians and consultants and donors are so bereft of personalities or desires except coveting power that when they encounter a being that lives for some other purpose they just stand around haplessly like borg drones trying to assimilate a department store mannequin. 041
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I mean, literally anyone before the 18th C who ever went on a crusade, a hajj, a journey to Santiago de Compostella, Canterbury Cathedral, a war, or just, like, up to York with a wagonload of wool to sell. 010
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 17/09/202620 y/o me would tell me I should be proud of my accomplishments and give myself grace for a lot of things and I would think he's naive and wind up arguing with him and push him away and he'd think I'm a prick with serves us right. 000
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Mrs Recipe, do you seriously expect me to wait for three eggs to come up to room temp on erev rosh hashana just to make honey cake? Come on, please. 000
Reposted by Bear Mountain PicnicAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 11/09/2026It’s been 53 years since the US backed military coup of Allende’s government in Chile. A democratically elected socialist was attacked. the fascist Pinochet took power and then tortured, arrested and killed socialists and teachers and labor leaders around the country. youtu.be/IZVWOWA2Hpk?...youtu.beAllende's Last Words: The First 9/11YouTube video by PlasticPills 9815347
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It was never a coincidence that Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes dressed like Hilltop Youth, and vice versa 000
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Grownups: it is exremely important to scold children at all times for telling Charlie Kirk or Luigi jokes because it is so RUDE AND TASTELESS and to not listen to Hasan because his ideas are DANGEROUS, VERY DANGEROUS. Scolding in an annoying voice is the only proven method of getting kids to obey. 001
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Gen-z are doing this kind of moksha or teshuva for the pain that was inflicted on the world by 10 years of Lewinski and Lorena Bobbitt jokes. 000
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Went to shul today to say kaddish for Charlie. The Rabbi didn't care that I said mourner's kaddish to the tune of "We Are Charlie Kirk" but I got thrown out when I brought out mint tea and honey for kiddush instead of scotch. 010
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I don't want AI in Sefaria. AI is from the olam hasheker. 000
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I went to write about how the passive language of "inflation" should be replaced with "inflating" and golly, my old naive ass just learned what kind of "inflating" people post about here. 000
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026So little of the dairy sold in Canada comes from the USA. I find it hard to believe that the prices of Canadian dairy would increase due to greater demand, as opposed to opportunism and greed. 020
Reposted by Bear Mountain PicnicMistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 08/09/2026RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. 38071
Reposted by Bear Mountain Picnicmaimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Concept: a PJ Library “paid” tier, but you’re actually paying to get LESS books per month 3283
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026"Little Emre hummed an exotic Ladino melody put the fine Ottoman Apples on the table. Then, Papa recited the blessing on the pomegranates... Turkishly!" 011
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I'm sure those precious minds will be safe given that teen literature is notoriously nonviolent and unhorny 010
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Me and the homies yelling at Sophie Cunningham to get the fuck out of the arena 000
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Visiting one of the last coal powered carousels in North America at Centre Islans 000
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I guess like people in Toronto have a sort of quiet tolerance for Brad Bradford and his charmless and stupid, but more or less polite campaign about nothing, and that's why we just make fun of his name, instead of the fact that he looks like a circumcised penis. 010
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This One Weird Trick Fixes Baseball Team Forever! 000
Reposted by Bear Mountain PicnicKAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 02/09/2026*wokely* jews control the money! 1340751
Reposted by Bear Mountain PicnicJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new 235892837
Reposted by Bear Mountain PicnicKevin Bash (KBash from YouTube) @kbash.bsky.social · 16/07/2025"marry me chicken" girl you're better than that 2394
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Next up statue in Jurassic Park of Kyle Lowry drawing a foul. 000
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express. 010
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026We lost Dolly, Tim Curry, and now Peter Cullen this week: three people who in their own ways reminded us a real hero is someone who is 'strong enough to be gentle.' youtu.be/zryfjSaxXLo?...youtu.bePeter Cullen explains how he created the voice for Optimus PrimeYouTube video by TFcon 000
Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Why the fuck should anyone care about what Roberto Alomar thinks about getting traded 25 years ago by THE CLEVELAND [SLUR]S? ca.sports.yahoo.com/news/blue-ja...ca.sports.yahoo.comBlue Jays’ Polarizing Superstar Sends Harsh Message To CEO Mark Shapiro After TradeThe Toronto Blue Jays’ five-time All-Star says he “felt betrayed” by the team’s boss after he was suddenly traded to the New York Mets. 010
