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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 2h
Well it doesn't say in the gym code of conduct that I can't wear my newborn in a ring sling while I deadlift, and yeah, i am a little annoyed you're bringing it up.
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 15h
The Los Angeles Fraudgers
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 16h
After episode 3's technical challenge fraudulence I'm looking forward to a good old fashioned "everyone fucked it up" bake off.
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 17h
Susan Collins as the Dems win senate seats in Kansas, Alaska, Texas, Ohio, Iowa, Mississippi:
The woman in the trailer park office in No Country for Old Men. She angrily stares down brutal killer Anton Chigurh and refuses to give him any information about a trailer park resident he is hunting. Played by Kathy Lamkin (RIP)
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
From hell's heart, does mommy stab at thee? Yes she does! Yes she does! Yes she does! Woodawoodawooda (rubs muzzle)
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: Brides Sloppy Head Revisited
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 11/10/2026
join me on this journey of hope
Mr Donut coffee cup, Hario ceramic lined carafe & pour over filter and a ceramic creamer
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wonderful, wonderful irony that their usual metaphor of choice, the wolf, is monogamous and typically mates for life.
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Villain of The Crown, etc, etc
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
For 4 years, my daughter has been so full of incredible beautiful surprises that I can't believe she is real, and she has a newborn baby sister, who i also cannot believe is real. I'm almost in over my head here.
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Danimal Cannon is recording a NEW ALBUM @danimalcannon.com · 01/06/2025
Peak meme execution
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פינחס יוסף מונד @pymundgenealogy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
וואָס?!
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It gave me racial intolerance
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Mark Krugman @markkrugman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why are so many fashion guys also cat guys? The lint rolling alone must be a huge time suck.
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Every time i go to the gym i see the same newsvert segment on the tv about a local restaurant making an eggplant parm focaccia and I'm going crazy from not being able to eat one every day
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 05/10/2026
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Scott Steiner in a screenshot of his rambling math promo video
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm so frustrated that the Bake Off is asking contestants to make classic American crispy outside-chewy inside cookies, but there's no time to melt your butter and then put your dough in the fridge to cool down.
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Toronto needs a real mayor. These gangs are taking over our schools and neighborhoods.
Graffitti on a lampost in Toronto:
Wanda
Phoebe
Keesha
Dorothy Ann
Ralphie
Arnold
Carlos
Tim
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The encopification of all forms of state sanctioned violence
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Spencer Tracey was out of pocket for that one.
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So obvious what is happening whenever the US decides to penalize people with death, whether it's in a prison, or at the hands of cops or ICE, or in a foreign war. the grave immorality of all this aside, the people who kill at the behest of the state are just too sadistic and stupid to do the job
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RG @geezypeas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We’re gonna rock down to The inland revenue They’re winding up Man City
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The fight allegedly broke out over whether to tune radio to the "Shitty Mizrahi Music Channel" or the "Shitty Trance Music Channel"
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sighhhh... Duckduckgo sucks so much shit but at least I can block AI search results
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nimrod Abimelech Lavan Pharaoh Korach Balaam Haman the seven evil sukkah guests, or "Warushpizin"
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cooking my way out of a panic attack until therapist's next availability
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I believe the Jays will sign Seiya and Teruaki Sato because, all things being equal, Ross Atkins likes rostering hot guys
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The 4 cups of wine of the passover seder
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who says american ingenuity is dead
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Brb gotta go rename my two horses "Argentinian Medical Student" and "Prussian Journalist"
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you tell me Michael Stutes became a noted archaeologist after his playing career, then I'll be really impressed.
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm sure when UPenn's archaeology department heard Brad Lidge was intetested in pursuing this they were overwhelmingly excited about courting a scholar of his caliber
From Spotrac: Brad Lidge career earnings- $55,335,000
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
breathe out a bit
psyduck floating in a lake at twilight, no text
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh fuck China's gonna reverse engineer the Make Plane Suck Shit Module
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Indistinguishable from regular F-35
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
At this point everyone knows the meme about how private equity is just the bust out scene with the restaurant in Goodfellas but give Paulie Cicero and his guys some credit, they never made the Bamboo Lounge change its menu to bowl slop and put up a sage green sans serif sign and sell merch.
Henry Hill (Ray Liotta) standing outside the Bamboo Lounge at night, it its classic tiki room decor, about to literally set the restaurant on fire, after the mafia sucked the business dry, in a manner that is instructively similar to private equity.
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I never got why "what am I, chopped liver?" is an insult. I should be so lucky! Seems like something bad got internalized.
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 22/09/2026
the greatest lesson of my political life was watching Rob Ford accrue power in Toronto because, i shit you not, when he was a city councillor you could call up his office about whatever small issues (potholes, permitting, etc) and he'd actually help you out
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gross, do they just take the eyes out until the fracture heals?
"Report: Bregman has facial fractures, eyes return in playoffs"
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
voting 90% of the time with dems does not, for starters, make you otherwise than right wing.
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🌈Dani Sparks🇵🇸 @srsparks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Se escribe "Latina Royale" se pronuncia "acabar con la salud mental de Mariana Stars"
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Bear Mountain Picnic @bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I just find this analogy really confusing because the popular desire to annihilate the Nazis and Imperial Japan, and the quiet absorption of fascism and actual Nazis into every facet of the politics and economy of the west is somehow both more and less harsh than what liberals want to do to Israel.
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