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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 20h
"Luke, did you enjoy the meticulously crafted and maintained area of tranquility in the heart of the city that maintained a serene calm whilst being breathtakingly beautiful and representative of the cultural ties between Australia and China?" me : lizard :)
Eastern Water Dragon on a rock in the Chinese Friendship Garden Eastern Water Dragon on a rock in the Chinese Friendship Garden Close up of an Eastern Water Dragon on a pebbly shoreline Eastern Water Dragon, side on, eating...something
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We're visiting the Chinese Friendship Garden in Sydney and oh my god it's so beautiful, a real triumph of landscape architectural design Also *so many lizards* I am DELIGHTED
Wide shot of a water garden/lake overlooked by pavilions Arrangement of bonsai trees & miniature structures Me pointing at a lizard on a stone bridge above waterLizard on a rock, in the background a tower
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Checking out a really cute little venue, you probably haven't heard of it it's really obscure
My husband & I in front of the Sydney opera house
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It is a high holy day
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is one of my favourite signs. "Axl loves his woof woof bones" is undefeated
Butcher shop sign with a white dog licking its lips. 

ARKABA MEATS

AXL LOVES HIS WOOF WOOF BONESman in fedora with plate of mince on a butcher sign
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Friend sent me this with "found a video of your brain" first of all, rude second of all : what the fuck how did you get this footage
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Theres a student show on at Adelaide Central School Of Art and this piece by Grace Joerin (titled "the goblin king") was my fave. Look at this cunty little goblin! I wanna be friendsssss
A really cool goblin sculpture thats also an insence burner. Cunty as hell.
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
SLAY. SERVE.
Nagash, the evil lich from Total Warhammer 3, with yassified lips & nails
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finally attending the "fundamentals of drawing" class my BiL got me for Christmas and it was really eye opening. And difficult. But so satisfying!
A box and my drawing of the boxA drawing of a box
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me after reaching the end of this tweet
Lucifer from WicDiv saying "it was never going to be okay."
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pondering my orb
Sandy, a giger cat, curled up on a blanket Sandy, a giger cat, curled up on a blanket
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy bi visibility day from the bisexual cartier bracelet
A gorgeous and ornate bracelet in the bi pride flag colours
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Finally some good fucking art
Magazine cover saying "ART
Do you get it?"

And a taxidermy tiger with a tiny head & massive body
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mulder looking at big tiddy bigfoot
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Gay guys be like
The "what about second breakfast" scene from LotR but with new dialogue 

What about boyfriend?

You've already got one.

We've got one, yes.

What about second
boyfriend?
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Picture of inuyasha with ed sheerans face


"Feh..It's me, ed sheeran half-demon. I can suck so hard personally & musically . You think you can take me?"

Picture of macklemore pointing 


jarofrobots
Macklemore pointed to the door. "go away, ed sheeran" he mackled
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well I've never had a tattoo (courage) and I'm not really happy enough with my body (canvas) Rose & castle is a traditional art style in the UK, associated with narrow boats
A blue buckby can with a traditional design on it
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Glad people are enjoying this, but I do need to make it clear a superior version exists
Man in black suit & top hat hoisting a woman in a blue dress but her front half has been replaced by GROND
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fun fact : this is the Wikipedia image for "sexual roleplay"
Man in black suit & top hat carrying a tied up lady in a bkue dress with a gagged mouth
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A ginger cat in croissant modeA ginger cat sleeping
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Celebrating the return of Sunday swims 💖
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
With the wine & tomatoes & onions etc it measured in at 7 litres (before reducing)
A very full pot of Ragu
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am lucky to have such wonderful friends, particularly @markjaytee.bsky.social who understands my annual "i got orphaned on the 11th of September (unrelated) and then go insane every year because it's a weird global holiday" fit of madness and made me a cake
A delicious Wimbledon cake with 9/11 on it, underneath a glass orb
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
worse news : they sell these and I'm tempted
Leopard print budgies with "daddy" on the ass
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hasan in the pitt with his pit exposed
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Shangulla Michelle & The Visageonauts Moornet Xchange Roxxy Notonlandrews
The seagulls from finding Nemo with Shangela's pissed off face Jason & The Argonauts but they're all Michelle VisageMonet Xchange but she's a mooring Shitty boat with that roxy andrews headphones meme face on it
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Found the folder of my Lockdown project of learning photoshop by poorly photoshopping drag queens into nautical puns. I present... Gia Gunnship Lagondola Estranga Thorgy Thorpedo and Oartica
Gia Gunn photshopped onto a firing gunship, her fingers exploding with flame. She *is* the boom boom gun. A beautiful gondola scene with Laganja death-dropped into the boat. Okay Venice lets get SIX-YYYYThorgy Thor's iconic "jesus, gross" head photoshopped onto a firing torpedo. She's aiming at P!nk.Utica Queen with a poorly-photoshopped oar in her hand. The oar also has her face.
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Guys. I think maybe my cycling singlet might be past it
Me in an honestly pretty busted cycling singlet
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Last 4 characters are your dnd party
The cover of "Vizier Monthly" ft Brynza, The King's eye, a stylish older woman in a cunty as hell red and orange tudour outfitA brass pig in a tutu rooting in a binA cyberman smoking a cigarette (its a tattoo)Skinny Mariah Carey
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Happy Father's Day to one of the most important texts in the canon
A poster for a men.com film called "son swap", with two older men (left in blue shirt, right in red) stand behind two younger men (same colour shirts) who are kneeling in a wholesome fathers and sons setup
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Patrick Bateman looking at a phone & taking psychic damage
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
haters will say it's photoshop
Selfie of me with totally normal chest zero photoshop
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
found the official drink of bluesky
Bottle of Hawkes Bay 2022 Chardonnay called 'Skeetfield' by Tony Bish
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
croissant mode activated
Sandy, a handsome ginger cat, curled up like a croissant
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Awful jess Philips "big labour tits" puppet
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
THE PROPHECY
The awful jess Philips spitting image puppet, "yiu wanna suck some fucking milk from my big labour tits"
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The solution to this is really easy.
Prison, honey.
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Seated for Atsuko Okatsuka! V excited, love herrrr Rob booked the second tickets dropped so got us great seats, she's filling one of Adelaide's biggest venues!
Poster of Atsuko Okatsuka for her Big Bowl Toir, ft the woman herself with an enormous wigPhoto of a stage, from pretty close up!
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Give up. 

Try again
 
CALL LUIGI
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
More bigfoot hunting with @leefaircloth.bsky.social
Me, shirtless in jeans in a mountain stream
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Is there anywhere on-line i can actually purchase the @kaisten.bsky.social masterpiece tank top
Man in tank top reading "satire requires a clarity of purpose and target lest it be mistaken for and contribute to that which it intends to criticise"
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Persephone from WicDiv looking at her phone in disgust
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Sat in Sydney airport, waiting for my flight to Adelaide and starting to read what is quite possibly the *only* copy of @deathbybadger.bsky.social 's new book in the whole of Australia
A copy of The Devil and Mrs Gooch, featuring the titular Mrs Gooch holding the devil in her thrall on the cover
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I left my heart* in San Francisco
The san Francisco skyline,  a pride flag, and power lines
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
T shirt saying "the only thing I like more than NOT reading books is fucking"
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A FFXIV Goblin called "holepix"
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
They were playing the Warcraft movie at the gay bar
A shot of the Warcraft movie
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Millie Bobby Brown with a speech bubble
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Went looking for bigfoot with @leefaircloth.bsky.social
Me, shirtless in blue jeans in a mountain stream
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Polyphemus stuns in new photo
An advert for cosmetic services (lip blush, eyeliner, body tattoo) with a single perfectly styled eye & pair of lips that makes it look like a cunty cyclops
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