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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

This is how you write a headline.

Telegraph headline:

Trump backstabs Zelensky for five minutes of midterm relief
Deal with Putin for Russia’s oil might soften the markets but Ukraine will pay the price

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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Andy Burnham confirms what previous PM's - May, Johnson, Truss, Sunak and Starmer - failed to, that Russia interfered in the Brexit referendum.

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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

"I'm aware that Mr Farage's political judgement has been a bit off lately, to put it politely 🤭. But you'd think even he would've realised that Zia Yusuf has become a dangerous liability!" via Christopher Warner

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Matt Swan @beardoftooting.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’ve used them every day for work for 25 years. What do you need to know?

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Matt Swan @beardoftooting.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Well, we have elections every 5. Any party could put leave/join in their manifesto at any point, win a majority and negotiate with the EU.

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Omg Kate Garraway gagged her with that question

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Matt Swan @beardoftooting.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Three weeks in politics is a lifetime for Owen Jones.

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Matt Swan @beardoftooting.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I do wonder how this ‘assessment’ will take place…

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Matt Swan @beardoftooting.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This must come as an enormous relief for Lisa Nandy. She has spent a decade having to dance on the head of a pin over Brexit.

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Matt Swan @beardoftooting.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Social care reform doesn’t appeal? Hopefully by the time folks our age need looking after it won’t be a lottery whether we lose everything or not…

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Matt Swan @beardoftooting.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Yeah, you’d definitely remember if you were on holiday and Caitlin Moran was there. She doesn’t really blend into the background

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Matt Swan @beardoftooting.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Do most of my business over WhatsApp. Works just fine

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Matt Swan @beardoftooting.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Same confused expression. ‘What the fuck do I do with this’?

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Matt Swan @beardoftooting.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 12/09/2026

"The 80-year-old President just tends to say whatever pops into his head at any given moment, and whatever seems like a good idea at the time…Trump is so volatile that his words no longer carry the weight that they once did, and certainly not the weight that his office implies."

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Trump wades into united Ireland controversy with stamping feet

The President has sparked controversy once again by declaring his support for a unified Ireland

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Matt Swan @beardoftooting.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Was very excited to drive through Pluckley a couple of months ago. Glad it was broad daylight though.

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

As the government bans social media for kids further evidence emerges that it's a minority of retired adults we should really be concerned about. www.devonlive.com/news/devon-n...

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Pensioners attack traffic lights over wild 'deadly weapon' claims

An online movement say that the sensors on traffic lights can cause heart attacks, brain cancer, anxiety and even sudden death

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Matt Swan @beardoftooting.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Fucking hell!!! Every day a new low.

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Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 10/09/2026

London's homicide rate hit its lowest level since records began. Yet 40% of the public thought that murders had risen since 2019. That’s the danger of disinformation. We cannot accept it, and to defeat it, we’ve got to put pressure on the social media companies who profit from it.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If you're making cheesy chips, for the love of god please layer the chips and cheese. Those substrata chips are not going to cheese themselves.

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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Content warning: Multiple men violently assault a female protester at Reform's conference at the Birmingham NEC, to the visible delight of Nigel Farage.

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The Seldom Seen Kid @seldom-seen-kid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

They're all dead, Dave.

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Matt Swan @beardoftooting.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Oh. Nothing for you to worry about then!

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Matt Swan @beardoftooting.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Didn’t fancy the scrappage scheme yourself then?

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Matt Swan @beardoftooting.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

There was a very generous scrappage scheme too. My brother got £7k for his clapped out old van.

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Matt Swan @beardoftooting.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Are old gas guzzlers really cheap to run and maintain then?

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Matt Swan @beardoftooting.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Vast majority of modern cars are ULEZ compliant.

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Gabriel Urbina @gabrielurbina.com · 29/08/2026

Coyote vs Acme is the best film I’ve seen all summer. An absurd masterpiece, a loving tribute to absurdism, hysterically funny, a worthy heir to its Looney Tune forefathers and to Roger Rabbit, and a sledgehammer “fuck you” to the very corporate fuckery that almost killed it. GO SEE THIS MOVIE.

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Matt Swan @beardoftooting.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I wish we still lived it that world!!! I used to buy a newspaper every day on my way into work, and another on my way home. Now I’m as addicted to the free crumbs filtered through an algorithm as anyone else.

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Matt Swan @beardoftooting.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

But then how are the people who are doing the work supposed to get paid?

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Matt Swan @beardoftooting.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I got a Starlink ad embedded in the article

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Nick Hilton @nickfthilton.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Two actors who were cast as Gilderoy Lockhart but had to drop out due to “scheduling conflicts” a few weeks before filming, 25 years apart.

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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

With each passing day, there's more and more fighting and bad blood among the parties of the Right. They are starting to hate each other more than they hate the Left.

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Jehtt @turbojehtt.net · 23/08/2026

I’m here to save cinema

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 14/08/2026

I think for me the most impactful moment of Spielberg's career was in E.T., when they're at the dinner table and Elliott calls his brother "penis breath" and his mom yells at him but also has to stop herself from laughing

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Liam Thorp @liamthorp.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Andy Burnham correctly points out in an interview that small boat crossings are massively down this year compared with last. The comments in the post are filled with people suggesting he is lying about this very clear, data-evidenced fact. It’s almost as though they don’t want it to he true…

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Matt Swan @beardoftooting.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I take this photo every time I go past 🤣

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