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Alan White @aljwhite.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
This hits like a freight train
Microsoft one drive SUCKS
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
Lost episode of Arthur. Arthur's dad introduces him to an elderly smoking man and says "Arthur, meet your great uncle, LOU Reed." Lou Reed says something that is "[redacted]" Arthur looks on in terror, clearly shaken to his core by the statement.
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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950.
Four panels of a boy and girl sitting. 1st panel: Charlie Brown is approaching and the boy says “Well! Here comes ol’ Charlie Brown!” 2nd panel: As Charlie Brown passes, he says “Good ol’ Charlie Brown…yes, sir!” 3rd panel: “Good ol’ Charlie Brown…” 4th panel: Once Charlie is gone, “How I hate him!”
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
A man in a Snoopy costume hands a pill to another man in Snoopy costume and says "let's do some molly before the Snoopy rave." They take the drugs and their eyes expand and one says "aw yeah, I'm comin' up." They dance in a dark club to Deep House music with a group of other Snoopys. They dance in Snoopy's signature style as displayed in "A Charlie Brown Christmas." A guy dressed as Brian Griffin walks in. One Snoopy says "yo, that guy's dressed like Brian Griffin." Another one says "get the fuck out of here, dude."
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
Two men see a poster of Porpo, some sort of vacant-looking marketing cartoon. One man says "I love Porpo." The other says "I hate Porpo." The first one retorts "oh yeah? well, I purchased this button to support Porpo." The second man comes back with "fuck you, I bought a button myself." He points to it. It says "I hate Porpo." A third man notices this argument and says "Fellas, don't you see how silly it is to get this worked up about Porpo?" He smugly continues "that's why I purchased this button." He points to it. It says 'neutral on Porpo.'
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Daily Wonder Woman 🗡️ @dailywonderwoman.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
Harley Quinn & Wonder Woman. - Wonder Woman: Agent of Peace #1
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
Lucy pulls away the football. Charlie Brown trips and goes "AAUGH!" He starts risingg into the atmosphere, much to Lucy's surprise. He says "ha ha yes, it is finally happening..." Charlie goes up further and says "I am ascending to the realm of God to take my fated place at his right hand." He goes further until he is a mere speck in the sky. He shouts "This is the reward for my endless suffering! This is my reward!!!"
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 21/09/2024
When you open yourself up and let someone peek underneath that armor but actually you've already just been your goofy as self the whole time
A racoon cookie jar. The head of the racoon is off and a real raccoon is in the cookie jar so there's a real head where the cookie jar head should be
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
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a.a. de levine @aadelevine.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
as someone who has said "excuse me, sorry" to inanimate objects on multiple occasions out of a bone-deep, constant sense of shame and deference, i truly struggle to understand the psychology of people who listen to their phones on full volume without headphones in public spaces.
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Panic Restaurant (Permanent Deltarune Brain Edition) @panicrestaurant.northsky.social · 20/09/2024
If any Sega employees are reading, hear me out: Caveman Yakuza. Just have them do Flintstones shit. Call it “Like an Iguanadon.” Sub-story where you help invent fire. Captain Caveman is there, etc.
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Bronze Age Babies @bronzeagebabies.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
Fantastic Four 100 - covered by Jack Kirby and Joe Sinnott. Recreated by - Arthur Adams Alex Ross Fred Hembeck
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
Man in a suit smells a cigarette and says, “IT SMELLS LIKE HASHISH OR MARIHUANA! IT'S A REEFER!”
“GOOD NIGHT!” says a cop. “THAT MEANS WE'VE GOT A CRAZY KILLER TO DEAL WITH!”
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Daily Batman @dailybatman.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
Detective Comics #203 (1954)
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 08/09/2024
My funniest mental illness thing is starting games over again and again until I get it “perfect”.
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