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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yay rent increase at Christmas time from 350 to 380! And my apartment is still causing me dry skin. Mao was right!

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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Had a very fun moment today of explaining clavicular to my adopted mum. And about bone maxxing

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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Guess who woke up and set fire to his kitchen roll and melted his scissors and a knife on his glass hob. It's me being half asleep

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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I might have started streaming a little 👀 It's mainly gonna be silly games

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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A friend of mine she's not eaten In days and hate that I can't help her being so broke myself.

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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I finally watched uncut gems this morning I didn't sleep. And definitely Adam Sandlers better performances. Did enjoy the brutal ending.

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Pesky Splintergeist ~👻🌙~ @peskysplinter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

C.S Lewis' The Silver Cuck Chair

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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

So in 2 days! I will have been weed free for 2 whole years! Also means 2 years since the person I thought was the love of my life fucked me up but I came out stronger.

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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I managed to get some meals for 15 days! One meal a day and some cash to buy some local rolls from the shop. Should mean I won't be hungry till payday ❤️ thank you everyone.

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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I'm crying 😭 you guys are so incredible 😭😭😭 my goal was met already

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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I'm in need of 80 so I can go get 2 weeks of food and get into town.

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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm out for food again. Genuinely just wish I wasn't just struggling 😞

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Al @alelliott88.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ed Sheeran's new backing band

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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

WTC Twin Towers with Ed Sheeran's face on them. A motion blurred Ms. Rachel is flying towards the towers.

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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Wrap The independence tour up James o Brian has something to say

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Andy Churnwell @churnwell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

That scene from Yesterday where Ed Sheeran loses a songwriting contest to a man who's plagiarised The Beatles, but Ed Sheeran's song is this:

Richard Osman
@richardosman
"Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am, patiently waiting for a witty, kind centrist party to restore some sanity with you"

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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It's the meme that slurms posted below where a shark is eating a gorilla but I have changed it. So the gorilla is Ed Sheeran and the shark is everyone because everyone is kicking the shit out of Ed Sheeran right now

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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

So I didn't have enough money for the bus home. And some Amazing heart of gold guy paid for my ticket

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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

When your apolitical stance doesn't work anymore! To the tune of when your legs don't work anymore

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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The dry spell of not posting much means I'm back on bullshit (depressed) or hear me out I'm getting my groove back.

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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

When I say capitalism is evil it really is. Because dead kids aren't worth losing money. Hollywood was happy to keep selling movies to the Nazis and didn't want to upset the market.

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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Ed Sheeran making a reason to hate him by standing with isntreal by being apolitical

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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Absolutely love the English nats are scromiting about the Celtic union fucking off the "union"

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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Last night was a first. In the pub and this 20 year old lass tried to pick me up as in lift then tried to hit on me. A very bizarre experience. I'm blaming the can of rizzler berry I drank at lunch his powers are in each can.

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Mikey O'Leary @michaelroleary.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

A blessed moment.

THR Instagram post with Gary Oldman meeting Air Bud.

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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/09/2026

[A black and white photograph before and after editing.]

[Top panel: Erika Kirk stands near water with Kliment Voroshilov, Vyacheslav Molotov, and Charlie Kirk.]

[Bottom panel: the same photo, but Charlie has been removed.]

watermark: DUDEMCBUTTER
watermark: imgflip.com

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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It has been 25 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers, it has been 25 years indeed. It freaks my nut out to this day, alleluia.

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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

you're laughing. danny dyer's nut has been freaked and you're laughing?

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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Trimming my beard felt sad but what's worse is the itching from my short hairs growing out 😭

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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I think the internet has poisoned AI so much every white guy becomes Charlie Kirk.

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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Merry kirkmas everyone

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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I need to repair my chain mail and I'm not looking forward to all the opening and closing

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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Honestly just wish money went further. Broke again and nearly out of food again. And I'm gonna be hungry af since I'm out of mounjaro

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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Wedding drinking is just a very different kind of drinking. Was very lucky to have friends but me pints last night and some of the stag do lot buy me a few. I don't feel hungover.

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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

www.paypal.me/BeardedHelmet I hate having to ask. But I'm out of money and have no food and my internet needs to be paid before they turn it off.

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Pay Paul Simon Clarke using PayPal.Me

Go to paypal.me/BeardedHelmet and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I managed to get food but if anyone could help me with the 27 for internet I would be so grateful

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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I really could do with the help so I could grab some groceries this afternoon.

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