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Hokuriku Paul Bland

@paulbland.bsky.social
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It’s all bland man. aka @blandCinema

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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Merry kirkmas everyone
Dinosaurs
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Least racist community note in 2026
A community note citing 19th century race science about Turks
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
“So like I was saying Your mother, I had sex with her”
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The Shinobi series are the movies that most codified Ninja films look and style and I just found out that writer and director were hardcore communists and that the ninjas represent the beleaguered Japanese communists 🥷
Cover of the Shinobi movies
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
My Vinegar Syndrome sale order arrived (The bottom row I bought at the VS store during the sale)
Movies i bought from the vinegar syndrome store
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Person on left asks: “why are you so far right politically” 
Person on right answers: “I have very poor media literacy and am very easily swayed by internet outrage cycles and propaganda”
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I’m a feminist so I think it’s great that now mediocre white woman like Bari Weiss can fail upwards as well.
Mediocre white woman Bari Weiss
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
It just occurred to me that in Dumb and Dumber the characters are named Harry and Lloyd as a nod to silent film star Harold Lloyd
Harry and LloydHarold Lloyd
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Speed Racer stuns in 4k
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
So I’m watching the Hong Kong movie In the Line of Duty 3 and I’m like ‘I know this guy, I’ve seen him in stuff’ so I checked and he is the original Kamen Rider Hiroshi Fujioka, movie is off to an awesome start
Cover of In the Line of Duty 3Hiroshi Fujioka in In the Line of Duty 3Hiroshi Fujioka with the Kamen rider helmet Hiroshi Fujioka in Kamen Rider
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Good movie haul tonight
Copies of the movies: Scars of Dracula, Fight Club, and In The Linen of Duty 3 and 4
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I’ve got a letterboxd now nerds
Screenshot of my letterboxd account Paul_Bland
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I got the new SNES Doom Port
Doom SNES new portSNES plying doom on crt tv
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Finally, a historically accurate depiction of Napoleon
Spider mutant Napoleon
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Picked up Tekkonkinkreet because of the restoration coming out. I also have the first edition of vol 1 it’s interesting to see the difference between the flipped art and different retouches and lettering
Tekkonkinkreet collected edition Tekkonkinkreet 1st edition with original English title Black & white Comparing the localization of the two editions
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
My patented home made oven baked breaded buffalo wings
Plate of My patented home made oven baked breaded buffalo wings
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Nw The Third Man meets Strangers on a Train
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
NW Lawyer movie
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
My package from Australia finally arrived
Kinji Fukasaku movie boxset
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The shooter turning out to be a bluesky normie lib is very funny
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
NW Jakoman and Tetsu Directed by Kinji Fukasaku (Battle Royale) Written by Akira Kurosawa and Senkichi Taniguchi
Cover of Jakoman and Tetsu
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Remember Shant Mesrobian?
A Twitter post by Shant Mesrobian saying: “if you could shoplift a podcast subscription online leftists would change their tune real quick “
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Now seated
Speed racer on imax now seating poster
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Leftists on twitter will really be like 'you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy of defecating on a flag' and then not be able to do it because people are watching.
Comedian squatting over a flag
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
That time Mr Show predicted Groypers
Screenshot from Mr show
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Blue sky is so fucking stupid
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
My new queen Junko Fuji
Junk Fuji with a pistol Junk Fuji with a red peony tattoo on her shoulder
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
My watch pile
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I told myself I wouldn’t upgrade my copy of Troll 2 but here we are
Copies of the movies Troll 2 and Red Peony Gambler 1-3
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Elitist Democrats love to say things like “this guy (and almost all of the left) never actually talks to any working class people.” Because they think working people are all stupid CHUDs with no opinions on politics other than crude bigotry
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
One Piece chapter 742 guest artist Junji Ito
A page from One Piece that looks kinda like Junji Ito’s art
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Crazy we have to have this conversation every few years
Walter white with the caption “I ‘blank’ children for my meth empire” and a soyjack fan who hopes with the caption “Go off king! I sure hope your bitch wife doesn’t hold you back”
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
We are at the stage of corporate wokeness where they give all the sex pests their jobs back but you still can’t watch all the episodes of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Hey, men, what is stopping you from dressing like this?
Apollo Geist from Kamen Rider X
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Starring Meiko Kaji, this movie answers the question of what if The Hustler ended with Paul Newman going after George C Scott with a katana.
The cover of the Wandering Gonzales Butterfly collection
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Gonna finally check out the Godfather movies, I hear Brando is good in these
Cover of the Japanese Godfather Trilogy
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The ultimate movie about reporters wittily bantering with each other in Mid-Atlantic accents
Cover of the movie His Girl Friday
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Criterion sale order finally arrived
Criterion editions of the movies The Sword of Doom, Safety Last, the Freshman, His Girl Friday, Bruce Lee His Greatest Hits, Pee Wee’s Big Adventure and Network.
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
If I get this I’ll end up watching Mortal Kombat once and Mortal Kombat Annihilation a hundred times
Mortal Kombat movie boxset
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
“Charlie Brown had hoes” —J.R.R. Tolkien
JRR Tolkien sitting under a tree
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I made the married woims meme, I am the proud papa
My post where Sluggo says to Nancy “these woims is married”
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Ready for the long weekend?
Life saving supply of chips, gummies, Oreos , manga, samurai movies, weed and video games
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Gee I wonder why your girlfriend banged another guy
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
These guys are so vulnerable to fascist propaganda they fall for the fake in universe propaganda from video games and action movies
Right wing engagement bait account falls for fictional fascist propaganda because streets are clean
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
This was great I wasn’t expecting Tomisaburo Wakayama from Lone Wolf and Cub to show up and be really awesome
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Nw Japan Organized Crime Boss
Copy of Japan Organized Crime Boss and sushi and a blunt
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Shot Reverse shot
Clavicular crying because there is cheese on his burgerClaviculars burger asks hime if he is going to cry
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
One unsold copy after another
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Giving up on the dream of homeownership
Rotisserie chicken
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Hokuriku Paul Bland @paulbland.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Hasan read my post, my day has been made
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