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@beardedhelmet.bsky.social
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level 33! Welsh independence supporter! Marxist at heart! ex captain of the sparkly starfishies! I talk pop culture and depression!

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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The unreleased phantom tapes are brilliant because what do you mean you made a yacht rock demo.
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I miss my puppy. 12 years was never enough when you have the perfect princess puppy. Wish she'd had pups they would have been incredible like she was.
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've really enjoyed my streaming journey. I am honestly impressed that some of my moots can stream for long periods. I'm trying an hour a stream. Hopefully it will be 2 hours before long
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
twitch.tv/the_bearded_... do some more binding of Issac
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The_Bearded_Helmet - Twitch
just a man with a beard and a helmet. I like to play whatever I fancy most likely playing rogue likes or metro style games. come stay and be cozy while I struggle to play games — The_Bearded_Helmet st...
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes but it's blatantly pro yank propaganda with revisionist history
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hate to be siding with bono over the ed Sheeran thing
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yay rent increase at Christmas time from 350 to 380! And my apartment is still causing me dry skin. Mao was right!
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But the halcyon days of the empire! Won't somebody think of the empire!
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Had a very fun moment today of explaining clavicular to my adopted mum. And about bone maxxing
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Really shocking to lose him so young 😭
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Guess who woke up and set fire to his kitchen roll and melted his scissors and a knife on his glass hob. It's me being half asleep
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
twitch.tv/the_bearded_...
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the_bearded_helmet - Live on Twitch
Im binding my isaac till I suffer from religious trauma | Streaming the binding of isaac: repentance.
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I might have started streaming a little 👀 It's mainly gonna be silly games
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thought this was one of those channel 4 opening cards showing the 4
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fucking joke this country!
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A friend of mine she's not eaten In days and hate that I can't help her being so broke myself.
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Balatro!
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I finally watched uncut gems this morning I didn't sleep. And definitely Adam Sandlers better performances. Did enjoy the brutal ending.
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Pesky Splintergeist ~👻🌙~ @peskysplinter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
C.S Lewis' The Silver Cuck Chair
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
“This is, uh, Jimmy and his songwriting partner, Freddie.” — Ed Sheeran
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Barefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On Tour
PHILADELPHIA—Shambling barefoot into a press conference to promote his next show, English artist Ed Sheeran introduced reporters Thursday to the sock puppets he had booked to open for him on his stadi...
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So in 2 days! I will have been weed free for 2 whole years! Also means 2 years since the person I thought was the love of my life fucked me up but I came out stronger.
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Have a lovely time ☺️
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I managed to get some meals for 15 days! One meal a day and some cash to buy some local rolls from the shop. Should mean I won't be hungry till payday ❤️ thank you everyone.
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm crying 😭 you guys are so incredible 😭😭😭 my goal was met already
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm in need of 80 so I can go get 2 weeks of food and get into town.
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Very broke and out of food. Sorry to keep asking for Mutual aid
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Go to paypal.me/BeardedHelmet and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm out for food again. Genuinely just wish I wasn't just struggling 😞
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Al @alelliott88.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's new backing band
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
WTC Twin Towers with Ed Sheeran's face on them. A motion blurred Ms. Rachel is flying towards the towers.
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wrap The independence tour up James o Brian has something to say
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's the meme that slurms posted below where a shark is eating a gorilla but I have changed it. So the gorilla is Ed Sheeran and the shark is everyone because everyone is kicking the shit out of Ed Sheeran right now
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Definitely Gary Barlow and Robbie Williams
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So I didn't have enough money for the bus home. And some Amazing heart of gold guy paid for my ticket
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When your apolitical stance doesn't work anymore! To the tune of when your legs don't work anymore
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The dry spell of not posting much means I'm back on bullshit (depressed) or hear me out I'm getting my groove back.
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When I say capitalism is evil it really is. Because dead kids aren't worth losing money. Hollywood was happy to keep selling movies to the Nazis and didn't want to upset the market.
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's okay I thought the same solidarity
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran making a reason to hate him by standing with isntreal by being apolitical
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Become a Celt
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Absolutely love the English nats are scromiting about the Celtic union fucking off the "union"
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Bearded helmet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚔️ @beardedhelmet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Last night was a first. In the pub and this 20 year old lass tried to pick me up as in lift then tried to hit on me. A very bizarre experience. I'm blaming the can of rizzler berry I drank at lunch his powers are in each can.
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Mikey O'Leary @michaelroleary.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A blessed moment.
THR Instagram post with Gary Oldman meeting Air Bud.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/09/2026
[A black and white photograph before and after editing.]

[Top panel: Erika Kirk stands near water with Kliment Voroshilov, Vyacheslav Molotov, and Charlie Kirk.]

[Bottom panel: the same photo, but Charlie has been removed.]

watermark: DUDEMCBUTTER
watermark: imgflip.com
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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It has been 25 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers, it has been 25 years indeed. It freaks my nut out to this day, alleluia.
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