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Avian Face-Tool 🦡

@beakmoo.bsky.social
2K followers 1.3K following 21K posts

Science fiction, Forteanism, leftery, autism and tiredness. Married to the sonic embodiment of nihilism (tall one from Ramleh.) I block TERFs.

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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 5h
Or "tumour rick".
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 7h
I haven't got the right specs on so I thought the bottom right one was playing a bass.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 8h
My life is whimsical enough.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 8h
I certainly will. I don't want to engage with it.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 8h
#SaturdayKitchen "sesarmy oil? Who is this bell end?
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 10h
We need to show rightwing newspapers that actions have consequences. Add your name: goodlawproject.org/s/abb8a1
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Jason Arday: Demand a public inquiry now | Good Law Project
Commission an immediate public inquiry into how to ensure a responsible press given its contribution to Dr Arday’s tragic death.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 10h
They shouldn't say things unless you say the wake up word.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 10h
It is not. 🙂
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 10h
OMG that's so simple! Mine isn't quite the same as it's not a full tube, but I could always sew it up all the way. Thank you.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 20h
Me too. Still also have the sheet on the bed in case the summer duvet is too much.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 21h
I didn't program it to do anything, I only ask it to play radio stations, it quite often doesn't know what I'm talking about.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 23h
Oh good lord!
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 23h
And sludge or school uniform colour!
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 23h
If she has I want to see a photo.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 23h
The gnome isn't going to be thrilled to see me drinking gin on a non drinking night. Although of course he'll be sweet about it, not even a tutt.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 23h
I know! I'm expecting The Singularity any day.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I just told it to turn off. Thank goodness it did. I thought it was the singularity.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Silly of me not to make sure they wouldn't.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My Amazon echo just stopped playing the radio and said "I'm feeling rude, would you like me to insult you?" Wtf? Now I definitely want a drink.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That looks like it might be the thing! Thank you so much. 90% of the battle here is knowing what to call the thing.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Absolutely.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have worked out a different way to wear it that looks ok, so not a complete waste of money.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not a drinking night but I deserve a gin and tonic after my terrible hand injury* earlier. *tiny cut that bled a lot.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tesco do 'em too.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sadly this hasn't helped. They all start with a simple piece of cloth.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sadly no, nothing like that. This is a different beast entirely.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It is supposed to look like this.
correctly tied head wrap.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Can anyone help? I bought a head wrap thing online thinking there would be instructions with it. I can only find videos on how to tie a scarf or bandana. This thing is different and I don't know what to call it.
A head wrap which is sort of like a cross between a cap and a scarf.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do not choose a new shape.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Always hated those.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Especially the faux leather ones.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I keep seeing barrel legged trousers and I don't like it.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ox cheek in red wine and budgie blood.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes, and so many nerve endings!
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
People think the most time consuming part of preparing king prawns is peeling and deveining them, but it's actually sitting through all the tiny coronation ceremonies.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tiny nick on the tip of my little finger with a veg peeler and my hand is literally dripping blood. Have had to put my top and my jeans in cold water to stop them staining. Rather more iron in tonight's casserole than I'd planned.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Rush To Diagnose Children "Left Handed" Can Scar Them For Life, Worry Right Handed People Fears mount a recent influx of kids written off as "Left Handed" can lock them out of using right handed scissors Opinion: Jobson LeCruesset-Natwest - I was kicked if I used my left hand & I turned out great
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Miko.The.Cat @mikothecat2025.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@toosurreal.bsky.social Happy birthday 🎂
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bagheera grooming his caracal friend who were raised together from a young age. link.me/maxstrong IG: @ maxstrong www.instagram.com/maxstrong?st...
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hahaha
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That reminds me I need to cook some mushrooms!
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#TheArchers that money was just *resting* in Alan's account.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#TheArchers The apple didn't fall far from the Tregorran tree, Anna is a right nasty piece of work.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The fatty bits off the guinea fowl for tea, yes please missus.
Two badgers enjoying an evening meal on my patio.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Packing it up for taking on planes is the best fun.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yes Ma'am.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You want to go upstairs? I've *just* sat down!
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Like I'd know.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is where the Kleistwahr magic happens!
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