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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛

@beagle.bsky.social
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a genderqueer monkey that's figured out how to use every single computer program without the binery, and slowly filling with estrogen like a balloon, they/her put alt-text on your memes! portland, oregon

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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 4h
Stream Paramore 🫶
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 3h
nice!
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Courtney Vaughn @courtneyvaughn.bsky.social · 4h
Oregon Secretary of State's office won't investigate complaints alleging Portland's police chief used his official position to advocate for the ouster of D4 City Councilor Mitch Green. Green is up for reelection. Critics say that matters, and SoS is using a very narrow interpretation of the law.
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Oregon Secretary of State Won’t Investigate Police Chief’s Statements - Portland Mercury
Oregon’s Secretary of State won’t investigate complaints alleging Portland’s police chief violated laws pertaining to political activity of public employees. The Secretary of State (SoS) received six ...
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i'm developing this really weird relationship with food, where i'm looking for things to eat that make me feel good instead of bad, and then feeling good about it afterward
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
you know i hate to be earnest (i don't, it's my only mode), but the next time you're walking around your city, look at the backs of signs, the poles, the mailboxes. stop to notice what your neighbors think is important. it's not important if you don't understand what's important is that you notice
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Small Data
YouTube video by KRAZAM
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 7h
i was craving beef stew after work today but it was already 5pm, so instead i made a ground beef and rice stew.
ground beef and rice stew
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@arelephanteau @arelephanteau.bsky.social · 6h
DHS literally: “We suggest Ms. Williams to thank them for their service, not belittle their sacrifice.” Hayley Williams, MvP, literally: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat dick.” 🏆🥇🐐
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MashedBex | trying to kick cancer's ass @bexmashaba.bsky.social · 7h
please can someone help me get painkillers + food? i need around $35 for that pls update: utilities paid - thank you ❤️ hospital minimum -$0/1221 everything else still at $0 i received $145 in the last few days & that covered utilities, food & supplies for wound care ❤️ paypal.me/thelongestroad
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ZenArchie @zenarchie.bsky.social · 22h
Why #French high schoolers are protesting, and why their movement is already historic www.lemonde.fr/en/france/ar...
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Why French high schoolers are protesting, and why their movement is already historic
NEWS ANALYSIS. What began as a spontaneous protest in the Paris suburbs has grown to a scale unseen in decades, as students denounce learning conditions and uncertain prospects. The government's essen...
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
as a teacher's pet and model student my whole life, seeing so many schools burning gives me a lot of hope.
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
earth developed life essentially the moment it got cold enough to support life you know shit's going absolutely wild out in the galaxy rn
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
"life is like a complex machine" wrong! you are an eldritch abomination
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if you're millennial i know you ran across these music videos in your youth
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 30/06/2023
that makes me want to grab people on the street and say, have you heard this?!
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
a picture of carl sagan wearing a turtleneck in front of an artistic rendering of a galaxy

the caption reads: we're made of starbutt
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 11h
im a joker a nonsmoker im a poster i play my music in the sun
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 11h
hell yes
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 23h
<3
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male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 23h
Sometimes I see something, and think, I'm 37. I don't have to care about this nonsense.
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 23h
broke: nonbinary (gender) woke: antibinary (general purpose)
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
each like you give me is as when gimli son of gloin, amid the lofty platforms and halls woven into the mallorn trees, asked galadriel for one single strand of her hair, which surpasses the gold of the earth, as the stars surpass the gems of the mine, and received three
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
one of the many issues with being a standard ape in a modern world is that before you're 13 you've already been exposed to 8 thousand pieces of media, each so rich with context and content, and then expected to just be a whirling cog. like, sorry, but yacko wacko and dot taught me america is evil.
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
i reached a funny computer number! what a power-ful number for a non... binary person like me!
a small cropped screenshot of my profile, it reads

"beagle, 256 followers"

and below "a gender queer monkey"
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 23h
it's really good! been listening for years, i recommend
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i'm like "i'm non binary" and you're like "oh i'm an ally" and i'm like no no no i'm non BINARY you think goodness is good and badness is bad. you think beauty is truth. you think hills and valleys are opposites
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
girls love vast earthworks
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a very illuminated stance
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my mom worked for fedex and she'd pull out this huuuge book filled with detailed maps for every part of oregon i think? and she'd just be like, "oh it's in sw beaverton?" and flip to the exact page from memory
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Rachel Gutin @rachelgutin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lingthusiasm is an excellent podcast.
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 05/10/2026
Woman with radiant smile happily pressing a button labeled IMMANENTIZE for a device labeled ESCHATRON 9000
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
you are also billions of years old (sorry)
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 30/06/2023
*science guy voice* and really i'm just a speck! there's billions and billions of stars, billions and billions of specks!
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
seeing how the police and cps abuse single mothers and their children on behalf of dads (among other bullshit) is what convinced me society was fundamentally broken when i was 20. evil evil people.
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Kiyara ΘΔ Hagfag @kiyara.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't often speak of my time in the foster system, mostly because Those Who Know don't need to be told and anyone who doesn't will "But surely" you into endless rhetorical questions. This isn't prompted by anything in particular.
Shaq I sleep; real shit meme:
Top caption: My parents violate my human rights literally torture me every day" Shaq labeled CPS I sleep

Bottom caption: A poor woman is trying to raise her children without a husband; Shaq/CPS Real shit
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
as a teacher's pet and model student my whole life, seeing so many schools burning gives me a lot of hope.
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sad that i'm not seeing any of the videos out of france filling my tl solidarity with the students
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
the kaiju preservation society was fun because it helps you conceptualize yourself a little bit better. you're crawling inside and out with all of these purpose driven, environment driven entities that have will and perception and an important ecological place in your hulking mass of flesh
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
have y'all read the kaiju preservation society? it's a blast, it's a romp, it's a good ol' time
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if you're millennial i know you ran across these music videos in your youth
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sad that i'm not seeing any of the videos out of france filling my tl solidarity with the students
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
to think about the vast emptiness of space!
youtu.be
Symphony of Science - 'We Are All Connected' (ft. Sagan, Feynman, deGrasse Tyson & Bill Nye)
YouTube video by melodysheep
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
a screenshot from the move Arrival. The main character lady is suited up and talking to the aliens. She's got a sign to write words on.

I've edited it so that it says "show us ur butts"
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
for reference
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The Universe is in us, N. Tyson (Chapter 6/10)
YouTube video by astudyofeverything
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
tldr don't call people crazy
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3446 is not left-handed
Bunnies re-enact the duel between Inigo and Wesley in "The Princess Bride", with a masked bunny fighting against a dashing shaggy bunny with a gold sword. The masked bunny is cornered, near the edge of a rocky cliffside, but still has a trick up his sleeve
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
probably my favorite ending to any movie ever
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
if you're trans you're probably as terrified as i am about the future. but we have each other. without y'all i would have never followed through. you are without a doubt the most wonderful wild animals i've ever met in my life. so here's to our survival <3
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
garden guardians 🐈‍⬛ ✨
a solar powered light in a mason jar with the light behind a cute little black cat figure, next to a gnome in shadow
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
where a stream meets the sea, lincoln city
a picture of a plastic pipe letting out a small stream onto some rocks a picture of the stream coming out of the rocks into the sand a picture of the stream going down the beach towards the ocean. Grey skies
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