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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
They say that 40 is the new 30, but these traffic police are having none of it.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Nah.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Tough way for Ann Widdecombe to discover there is no god.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It’s wild to think India and China could each lose 1 billion people and still be No 1 and 2.
Top 20 Most populated countries
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
When you really don’t want a hug.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Gary Brannan @garybrannan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Germany and the Netherlands right now
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Homer and Bart Simpson Sitting
ALT: Homer and Bart Simpson Sitting
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Between the English and the Dutch going out, the chickens are really coming home to roost for the historic colonisers. Belgium better watch out.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’m torn because I do like to see #England get knocked out at a more heartbreaking stage but I gotta admit this would be funny. #worldcup
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
That’s DOCTOR Congo to you! #worldcup
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
34 degrees and heading to see The Cure. There’ll be Goths in full black overheating like a dog in a car all over the gaff this evening.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Hydration breaks in an air conditioned stadium. What are they drinking? Bovril?
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
That’s American Green to you!
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
*Tips hat*
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Hopefully it’s fatal.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I feel attacked
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
hi
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I think the occupants of both continents would be infinitely happier if Americans just stayed home.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Not for longevity.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Mrs L: do you know what trouser style is coming back into fashion? Me: what do you think? Of course I don’t. Mrs L: harem pants… Me: oh god no, horrible Mrs L: …and I just bought some I really need to start waiting for her to finish the sentence
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
So far it’s only Ok Friday.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
BUT THE DOW!!!
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
First Noem and now Bondi. Anyone else think Trump just discovered he’d hired women?
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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The United States of America, 2026. (www.latimes.com/california/l...)
LAPD officers in tactical gear arrest a female protester dressed as the Statue of Liberty (photo by Jill Connelly for AP)
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
oh, america, with your no kettles and your fascist leader
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
More likely to put a statue up him.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Except their ‘no kids’ policy.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Not the only one
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Republicans are so reluctant to talk about a war you’d swear it was in the Epstein files
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I’ve been using Artificial Intelligence for years if you expand the definition to include pretending to understand things
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
So I’ve discovered I’ve an irrational hatred for people who say “happy (insert today’s day name here)”. Like someone said “Happy Wednesday” to me to day and I felt like punching the simpleton in the throat. Would certainly take some of the gloss off the happiness.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
TOP TIP: Prevent the world from finding out you’re a paedophile by starting world war three.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I see Trump has launched another bombing mission to try and destroy the Epstein files coverage this morning.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I've set my "life goals" to stuff I've already done so literally every day now I'm overachieving. It's all about perspective.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
The only hill I’ll die on is, There is no goal, ever scored in history, that can’t be 100% improved by going in off the woodwork
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
“Ok, Trump may be a pedophile, but at least he’s still a racist!” — MAGA right now
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
everything is terrible so here's the Muppets channeling the Beastie Boys
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
They made up a whole story about a White House staffer posting ut in the middle of the night, and Trump just goes Leeroy Jenkins and says, "You're goddamn right I ordered the Code Red!"
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
“TB or not TB, that is the question?” Florida (2026)
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Watch the #Melania “documentary”? I’d rather watch Trump type “Truths” at 2am on the toilet, in person!
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Bruce Springsteen @brucespringsteen.net · 28/01/2026
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free
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Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Oh no….anyway.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
beginning to think Donald Trump isn’t the great guy he says he is
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Where do they plan on deporting them to? The past?
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Oh man I’m so sorry for you and your family. Be well.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
NATO & Denmark: We will give you the exact same security arrangements you have had for the past 40 years in Greenland. Trump: Total surrender! Art of the deal!
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
He’s like Goebbels but small … Gerbils.
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