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Bazlyons

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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It’s wild to think India and China could each lose 1 billion people and still be No 1 and 2.
Top 20 Most populated countries
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
When you really don’t want a hug.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Not for longevity.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Republicans are so reluctant to talk about a war you’d swear it was in the Epstein files
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
. @richardosman1.bsky.social I know there are bigger issues in the world but can you get someone to sort the justification on this graphic. The R overlapping the side is troubling.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
New drinking game for the 2026 #AllTogetherNowFestival . Take a drink every time you see one of these shirts. If the Boh’s Fontaines DC shirt last year is any guide you’ll be poisoned by lunchtime.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Yeah, historically bullying plays a big part in all early scientific careers.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
This TikTok comment really made me laugh.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Have they checked outside the school?
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
To be fair she could have met them half way and studied.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I hope the lightning connection hasn’t flared up again.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Their dad’s a cheetah.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
New Zealand No 12 for tomorrow’s Rugby WC game. The jersey printer is on overtime.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Is the message”you up?”
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
AI still can’t 100% do everything a human can do. For instance on Trump’s vest it misspelt TWAT.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Funny how a “stop killing children” and “stop killing civilians” immediately made him think of Isreal. One would assume it’s a universal desire for everyone.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Conditional recognition unless as genocidal nation don’t stop killing you. They stop killing and you’re not a nation. What a bunch of fucking cowards the Labour Party turned out to be.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
So this toothpaste took a month to get to this state. Since then It has been dispensing paste for two months + and is still going. If they made the whole tube out of the material that contains the final 5%, no one would ever need to buy toothpaste ever again.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Is he waiting for it to cease to exist? He’ll recognise it posthumously?
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Probably sounds the death knell for the tear away vest industry.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Mike Johnson is so excited about appeasing Trump his son just got an alert on his phone.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Cromwell would be more welcome.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Rosie O’Donnell is a threat to humanity? Why, did she join the IDF?
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Is Kristi Noem auditioning for the Village People? Would be a step up from village idiot I suppose.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Jesus, how expensive was this wedding?
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Was she rolling up the top of the school uniform skirt?
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Well at least we won’t know.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
And she’ll keep phoning them in until he leaves for good.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I know there was a debate about it’s Christmas credentials but didn’t think it was a Bond movie too?
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
In fairness, cracking one out would probably have been detrimental to his defence.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Pretty hard to sell one too.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
The Trolley bay for was extra protection.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Feeling the love from my sons today.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
First Pete and now this. The Fox News staff drinking team dealt another devastating blow.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
They’ve finally run out of items for the show.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
“No, it’s not because ‘they secretly love you’ that they boo”
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
When he’s sharing the war plans on FaceTime he wants to be camera ready.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Me too dog. Me too
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
To quote Don Draper…
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
AD Vance
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
It’s very “pro-mumps” which is on brand for these anti-vaxers
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Gig list filling up for 2025!
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
The end scene to any Irish wedding. We might have a drink problem.
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Whose feet am I supposed to wash?
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Sometimes ‘in a while’ and ‘later’ mean ‘right now’
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Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
*into mic* “Take the shot, TAKE THE SHOT!”
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