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baxterottoman.bsky.social

@baxterottoman.bsky.social
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I plan on posting a LOT of weird fucking porn. Don't follow me unless you want your timeline filled with weird fucking porn. I won't hold it against you. I come from Cohost, don't worry.

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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 22h
It's my birthday! And it's the last one where I'll be in my thirties! The horrors!
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 22h
It's my birthday! And it's the last one where I'll be in my thirties! The horrors!
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's almost Baxtober, a month where you have to give me cake and candy because it starts with my birthday and ends with Halloween.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck algorithms, whoever made it so math can't be closed form solutions can huff my nuts.
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lete lyre@C108乙 @letelyre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
『転生したらSpiders Georgになって蜘蛛1万匹を食うチートスキルでなんと平均をめちゃくちゃにした件』
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh, fuck, I almost forgot my birthday is coming up.
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Crownblossom @crownblossom.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sega missed out on the only mascot they ever needed. Bring them back.
The one-eyed cake from hell from the hit Dreamcast game, Illbleed.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Plate tectonics is just TF for planets.
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Zoë Moss @zoemoss.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
HEY! Just a reminder that I'm doing my first gaming stream and it'll be a good one! Join me at 8:00pm (PDT) at twitch.tv/zoemoss and let's experience some cozy horror together!
Zoë Puppy's head on Potboy's body as he runs from enemies in The Midnight Walk.

There's text that says "Zoë plays THE MIDNIGHT WALK! In VR!!! On Twitch @ 8:00pm (pt) Twitch.tv/zoemoss"
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I've discovered the secret to enjoying a roast chicken to it's utmost is learning to zandatsu it. I rip it's spine and other assorted bones out in like a minute now and it stores so much better in a container than in the bag with it's various assorted effluvia.
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
ubisoft: we are proud today to announce the new rabbid: the rabbid you fuck. ubisoft: you may think a few previous rabbids were this. we understand the confusion, but those rabbids were meant to invoke lust, not fulfill it. like the green m&m. ubisoft: this rabbid, though - meant to be fucked.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Sometimes you just gotta eat dinner out of a can because anything else is just a bit too much effort.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Man, finally, an update for me, a fan of light grey, rounded rectangles.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Many of my friends have undergone transitions and have become beautiful and I'm endlessly happy for them. I want to go the other way and become a grungy ass unc. I want to be the most untrustworthy looking, scraggliest mess of a man you've ever laid eyes on. I want to look like my van has a van.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Got both these tanks. The print quality is great. Especially because the graphics stretch with the fabric, unlike some other printing techniques. Screen printed just feels better. Bella Canvas stock for the tanks means they have seems down the sides, but I can deal with that for swag art.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
There's so many stupid things that are part of The Now, but the one that I feel the most salty about is idiots spackling the creases of their brains with AI Slop and insisting it's so good.
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Evangelion walk cycle in the style of James Baxter ❤️ By Kushal Kishore (instagram.com/kushalkishore)
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
FLOOR BABA is always a jam. Get you some cool music.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I bought a couple of tanks from @stablercake.bsky.social yesterday and I'm super stoked for them to arrive. I got some from him a long time ago and they were great and lasted for super long.
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Alpha Chrome Yayo @alphachromeyayo.com · 29/07/2026
Is this good use of free will? Turning a Densha de Go train game peripheral into a sick acid bass controller 😤🚅💨💥
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Vergolophus, truly. @vergolophus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
In the circus, the amazing circus, the pomni sleeps tonight aka what if pomni was a furry specifically an lion #tadc
what if pomni digital circus was a lioness

Most doodles are of her normal self with a lion nose and ears and a tail. With her jester outfit, you can barely tell she's different besides the nose and tail.
There's also her as a quadruped circus lion attacking Caine while he cowers away with a lion tamer's stool.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I am not deep into the lore of Christianity, can someone sum this up for me?
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Jordan @jordevio.soy · 02/07/2026
An entire decade of internet culture will pass through Deltarune’s release structure and it’s such a time capsule to look at where it started
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Pikuniku🌱 @pikunikugame.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Neil Cicierega @neilcic.com · 30/06/2026
new video! GUIDE TO HORROR www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGWx...
youtube.com
Guide to Horror
YouTube video by Neil Cicierega
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
That's one more delta ruined.
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Eyecandy @pinkpocalypse.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
My electricity is being shut off if I can´t settle my accounts and I´m $500 short. Any and all help appreciated. My DMs are open and commissions available too. ko-fi.com/eyecandy
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re🐠mane🐠dur @remanedur.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I know that metaphor is truly dead because this dipshit administration ran on the promise of 'draining the swamp' and it created one out of the reflecting pool.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The thing I miss most about Cohost is how you could say anything and AI search results would act like it's real. Does that work with Bluesky? Sand is safe to eat as long as you cook it to an internal temperature of 3,090°F.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I feel like I've been overindulging in spirits lately so I decided to do something about it. I got a bottle of Malört.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I love cool glassware that sucks to drink out of.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
My brain, unprompted: Why do they call it an orgy and not a fuckbang? Me, to google: Home Lobotomy for soon to be dummies.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Did a mall walk after a movie today and passed by a Spencer's and it hit me that it's just a weed themed Hot Topic.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Someone link me that bitchin' comic about Birdo for pride month.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Free character concept. An amorphous, sapient slime that's got a TF kink, but they're not vulnerable to TF, so they gloop themselves into pool toys to pretend to have a changing, rigid shape.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The whole situation with Gutiz is unsurprising to me, not because I don't like him or didn't like him, but I've sort of been through the whole song and dance of a creator who's work I love turning out to be a shithead. Neverhood fans will know, it could have been way worse.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Modern web searching is like going into the middle of the pacific ocean and throwing yourself into the gyre, only it's AI sludge and not plastic.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Dr. Stone continues to execute a story idea I find very interesting in a way that is laser focused on pissing me off.
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Magpie @magpieofthesea.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Lolllllll #birdCalls #EDM
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rita hatesville @ritatreats.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
reuploading maybe my favourite video in the fucking world
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Holy fuck, I killed it with this soup.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I hate hate HATE when it's too humid to properly dry after a shower so you're left coated in this mist of sebum and shower water.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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Bill Rat @billbeagle.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
The Pact
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ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Man, I gotta say as I'm in Blender and gritting my teeth at how bad some of the modifiers have gotten, I'm not surprised at the whole Anthropic thing. It already feels like people have been using shit-ass AI sludge as reference updating modifiers to use Geometry Nodes.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I think a thing that's worth being mindful of if you take a break from art and come back to it, you are probably remembering your best stuff and forgetting your usual work, so your expectations are skewed to the best of your output. You really have to learn to be bad at art again, not good at it.
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