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@baxterottoman.bsky.social
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I plan on posting a LOT of weird fucking porn. Don't follow me unless you want your timeline filled with weird fucking porn. I won't hold it against you. I come from Cohost, don't worry.

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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's my birthday! And it's the last one where I'll be in my thirties! The horrors!
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It IS my birthday!
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thanks, hon!
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's my birthday! And it's the last one where I'll be in my thirties! The horrors!
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's almost Baxtober, a month where you have to give me cake and candy because it starts with my birthday and ends with Halloween.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck algorithms, whoever made it so math can't be closed form solutions can huff my nuts.
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lete lyre@C108乙 @letelyre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
『転生したらSpiders Georgになって蜘蛛1万匹を食うチートスキルでなんと平均をめちゃくちゃにした件』
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bro looks like a goomba piloting Earthworm Jim's suit.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel this. It's such an overwhelmingly stupid thing it feels like there must be some strange, arcane whispering they can hear I can't that tempts them to go off their shit.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh, fuck, I almost forgot my birthday is coming up.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Enjoy!
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me when I blast my cumehameha wave all over the wall.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You know, considering the color scheme, I think I'm surprised that I don't think I've seen a Pwaxalotl.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It speaks to me that Batayan achieves his happiness by being fired. He couldn't quit himself, the money was too good, but then it's like the world is lifted off his shoulders.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's the teefs that do it for me. It's hard not to enjoy it.
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Crownblossom @crownblossom.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sega missed out on the only mascot they ever needed. Bring them back.
The one-eyed cake from hell from the hit Dreamcast game, Illbleed.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
That's super fun! Makes me think that Zero would be a fox.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Plate tectonics is just TF for planets.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
She's done a lot of good. Makes it hard to pick one.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Extremely good shape.
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Zoë Moss @zoemoss.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
HEY! Just a reminder that I'm doing my first gaming stream and it'll be a good one! Join me at 8:00pm (PDT) at twitch.tv/zoemoss and let's experience some cozy horror together!
Zoë Puppy's head on Potboy's body as he runs from enemies in The Midnight Walk.

There's text that says "Zoë plays THE MIDNIGHT WALK! In VR!!! On Twitch @ 8:00pm (pt) Twitch.tv/zoemoss"
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I've discovered the secret to enjoying a roast chicken to it's utmost is learning to zandatsu it. I rip it's spine and other assorted bones out in like a minute now and it stores so much better in a container than in the bag with it's various assorted effluvia.
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
ubisoft: we are proud today to announce the new rabbid: the rabbid you fuck. ubisoft: you may think a few previous rabbids were this. we understand the confusion, but those rabbids were meant to invoke lust, not fulfill it. like the green m&m. ubisoft: this rabbid, though - meant to be fucked.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Sometimes you just gotta eat dinner out of a can because anything else is just a bit too much effort.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Man, finally, an update for me, a fan of light grey, rounded rectangles.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Many of my friends have undergone transitions and have become beautiful and I'm endlessly happy for them. I want to go the other way and become a grungy ass unc. I want to be the most untrustworthy looking, scraggliest mess of a man you've ever laid eyes on. I want to look like my van has a van.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Got both these tanks. The print quality is great. Especially because the graphics stretch with the fabric, unlike some other printing techniques. Screen printed just feels better. Bella Canvas stock for the tanks means they have seems down the sides, but I can deal with that for swag art.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
There's so many stupid things that are part of The Now, but the one that I feel the most salty about is idiots spackling the creases of their brains with AI Slop and insisting it's so good.
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Evangelion walk cycle in the style of James Baxter ❤️ By Kushal Kishore (instagram.com/kushalkishore)
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
FLOOR BABA is always a jam. Get you some cool music.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I bought a couple of tanks from @stablercake.bsky.social yesterday and I'm super stoked for them to arrive. I got some from him a long time ago and they were great and lasted for super long.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Ahhh, still cool though. It looks a lot like this TEAC quadraphonic player I recently got. I want to figure out how to record quadraphonic tracks off that to digitize them.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Oh, dunk, is that a quad player?
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Alpha Chrome Yayo @alphachromeyayo.com · 29/07/2026
Is this good use of free will? Turning a Densha de Go train game peripheral into a sick acid bass controller 😤🚅💨💥
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It really feels like artists and creators who post to YouTube and get demonetized need to get together as a whole and calculate estimated losses from these arcane and absurd decisions and start a class action lawsuit against YouTube.
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Vergolophus, truly. @vergolophus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
In the circus, the amazing circus, the pomni sleeps tonight aka what if pomni was a furry specifically an lion #tadc
what if pomni digital circus was a lioness

Most doodles are of her normal self with a lion nose and ears and a tail. With her jester outfit, you can barely tell she's different besides the nose and tail.
There's also her as a quadruped circus lion attacking Caine while he cowers away with a lion tamer's stool.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I hate that this is a thing that is now in my brain. What a magical universe.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Okay, I am slightly more aware of this than I thought, if I'm not now mistaken. This was the same reform that specifically said evolution is cool and good with the church which then caused a bunch of biblical literalists to go bonkers, isn't it?
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I am not deep into the lore of Christianity, can someone sum this up for me?
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Jordan @jordevio.soy · 02/07/2026
An entire decade of internet culture will pass through Deltarune’s release structure and it’s such a time capsule to look at where it started
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Pikuniku🌱 @pikunikugame.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Neil Cicierega @neilcic.com · 30/06/2026
new video! GUIDE TO HORROR www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGWx...
youtube.com
Guide to Horror
YouTube video by Neil Cicierega
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I think it's such a great tragedy that so many seeds of a good movie were planted, but all that grew was this tangled mess of half finished ideas that almost fit together, but don't. I can't help but love it though.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I'm so glad, SO glad, you know of one of my favorite movies ever. A debaculous fiasco and a delight.
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Handle what you need to handle. You take the time you need and I can say that I will be waiting patiently for you to have that time free again.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
That's cool as hell. I love this idea. Obra Dinn was so fun, and I have to imagine this is going to give you a lot of vicarious joy from them sleuthing it out.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
That's one more delta ruined.
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baxterottoman.bsky.social @baxterottoman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Man, I was stuck on Chapter 4 forever. Master Roshi kept feeding me my own ass.
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