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@batronyx.bsky.social
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Everything is going to be ok, just maybe not today| Batronyx.com | @Batronyx@mastodon.social | he/him/ | @SMBPlays Blue team! And Red team! = Purple?| A recent interest in actually 'creating/writing' comedy | Zines | 3D | Art | Gaming | #oponaemi

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Shay @shayrilae.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
New build tutorial for spooky season out now 🎃🖤🧡🖤 #minecraft
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How to build a Pumpkin House | A Minecraft Tutorial
YouTube video by Shayrilae
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Craaaap! They're everywhere!
Screenshot of the game Enshrouded, showing a build of "The Backrooms"
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
is it scream, it’s scream isn’t it
The one thing you should always do when you see a spider in the bathtub
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
welp, guess we’re all gonna die then
shitler says a smart president is all that’s needed to rein in A.I. so, uhhhhh, how do we get one of those ? 🤔😩👻
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
youtu.be/azE7nqqQMmo?...
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Charlie Kirk’s Death Exposed the Biggest Scam in History
YouTube video by Chase Hughes
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NihonTiger @nihontiger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Live life so that when you're no longer here, the world feels a little more hollow without your kindness in it.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@kattsdogma.bsky.social Saw this and thought of you ( Found on Quora uncredited )
Cartoon of courtroom. Man in witness stand is sweating and a lawyer is pointing at him while holding suit jacket with a tag. A judge looks on. Caption:
"When pressed, the tailor, a material witness in the suit, came apart at the seams. His altered testimony completely unraveled. The tale he had woven had been a complete fabrication."
--found on Quora uncredited.
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FunHouse Radio @funhouseradio.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
► FunHouseRadio.com <- TUNE IN Like this #meme? Try the #stream!
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Hugh Ryan @hughryan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you are under the age of 80 this is your first day living in a world without Dolly Parton. Behave accordingly, she's counting on us now
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
R.I.P. Dolly Parton. i will always love you 💞
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Little Mermaid and her baby are doing fine after her doctors performed an emergency sea-section.
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John Sipher @johnsipher.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
me: i once made an elevator pun about getting shafted & ppl looked at me like i was crazy so i said “i can’t take the stares” my gynecologist: what
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
a movie about bluesky’s newest feature called ‘crouching poster, hidden repost’ somebody write that down
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
this is like the time i got a new label maker
Road sign for Big Mountain with an arrow that points to the mountain behind it.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
he thinks you’re the pope ?
If a cardinal keeps visiting your yard, this is what it actually means according to an expert 🙏🏼
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 20/07/2026
Latitude and Longitude xkcd.com/3273/
Comic. [Latitude and longitude lines squeezing Earth.] [caption: Bad news: NASA accidentally shrank Earth’s latitude and longitude lines in the wash.]
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
everywhere i go people my age are getting old and it’s killing the vibe
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Three dinosaurs come across a magic lamp. They rub the lamp and out pops a genie who grants them three wishes. The first dinosaur asks for a big hunk of meat. The second dinosaur, looking to one-up the first, asks for a shower of meat. Not to be outdone, the third dinosaur asks for a meatier shower
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Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 05/06/2026
Very sad to hear that Anthony Head has died. So many great roles, from the indelible Giles in Buffy to Bleak Expectations and Cabin Pressure to Ted Lasso and everything in between. From all accounts he was a really nice man and a very funny and talented actor. RIP.
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Oh Really? Buffy Vampire Slayer Eyebrow Raise
ALT: Oh Really? Buffy Vampire Slayer Eyebrow Raise
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
meme featuring a blue and white street sign mounted on a post under a clear blue sky. The sign reads: "NOTICE: MUST BE CUSTOMER AT ALL TIMES." Above the photo, text reads: "living in late-stage capitalism be like".
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
youtu.be/s8zYuyolUWU?...
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The News is Dead | 4th Wall EP 01
YouTube video by Station One
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
There are already 115K subscribers as I discover this new channel with 1 video, so it may not be news to anybody but me. But just in case .... Stephen Colbert youtube.com/@colbert?si=... via @YouTube
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Stephen Colbert
The official YouTube channel of Stephen Colbert.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
nurse: we’re gonna need a stool sample furniture salesman: ok . 3 legs? 4 ? bar? counter ? nurse: *hands him a cup* furniture salesman: oh. shit .
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ZachsMind @zachsmind.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Colbert has provided ample evidence with Only In Monroe that all the resources he had at The Ed was NOT what made him funny and worthy. He can literally go to a cable access channel, do the same thing, and still be funny and worthy. He doesn't need CBS. The Network was holding him back.
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Marilyn Monroe: It's True
ALT: Marilyn Monroe: It's True
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...
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Only In Monroe --- May 22, 2026
YouTube video by Stephen Colbert
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
One last* joyful Hurrah! *I don't know if it's the "last" one. Do I look like a psychic? youtu.be/7DlF5Cf4VLM?...
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FULL SHOW: After "Late Show" ends, Stephen Colbert hosts Monroe public access show
YouTube video by The Desk
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
May the 4th be with you!
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
is it eat it, it’s eat it isn’t it
I’m a professional cook [um then shouldn’t you say “chef” ok nvm]- this is the one thing I do with every rotisserie chicken I buy 🤔
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
iron: 😐 wrought iron: 😫 overwrought iron: 😤 [annnnnnnnd, send 😬]
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Did you hear about the guy who got his left side chopped off? He’s all right now.
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Y’ALL KEEP SAYING DRINK WATER FOR CLEAR SKIN BUT ALL I GET IS PEE!!
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Breaking news! "Girl Discovers Science!"
Screen cap of YT Short Thumbnail showing girl with microphone, and a poorly photoshopped image of ship sinking behind her. Caption reads, "New Evidence Shows Titanic Sank Because of Physics"
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Shay @shayrilae.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
My latest build tutorial is out now over on Youtube ♥ #minecraft
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How to build a Gothic Enchantary | A Minecraft Tutorial
YouTube video by Shayrilae
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Shay @shayrilae.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Latest tutorial out now on YouTube, how to build my Fairy Gazebo in #minecraft 🖤
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How to build the Fairy Gazebo | A Minecraft Tutorial
YouTube video by Shayrilae
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Shay @shayrilae.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The tutorial for my Gothic Tower build is out now on YouTube 😊 Trying out a new style for this one. #minecraft
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How to build a Gothic Tower | A Minecraft Tutorial
YouTube video by Shayrilae
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Some random person: I appreciate your work on this project. Me: Gemini helped. SRP: Tell Jim I appreciate his help too. Me: What?
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Somewhere there is a universe where people by auto parts at Orion's and the constellation is O'Reilly.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
hello, miller family. just wanna confess that it was me who ate all your sugar cones when i was supposed to be babysitting your horrible kids 45 years ago i just really liked sugar cones & my mom only bought the other kind, the styrofoam ones ok byeee
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
my best guess is a vampire fell asleep on it last night
Water evaporating from a park bench in sunlight.
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Usually A Good Combo. www.patreon.com/posts/usuall...
Two fish tasting rectangular objects floating through the water. The fish are not impressed. One says, "These things are soggy and disgusting!"
Caption: FISH vs CHIPS
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rem @tsulala.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
#DEVILSCANDYCOMIC UPDATE 03/20/26: CH20 • P34 --------------------- www.devilscandycomic.com --------------------- CH20 start: devilscandycomic.com/comic/ch20p00
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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FIREFLY REBOOT TRAILER 2028
YouTube video by Emergency Awesome
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
celebs hailing crabs instead of cabs: thread
Millie Bobby Brown riding atop a crab of purples that closely matches her outfit.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
macbeth, teaching his dog tricks: sit, Spot. beg, Spot. giveth me your paw, Spot *Spot has an accident on the rug* lady macbeth: out, damned Spot! out, i say! {annnnnnnnnd send 👻}
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
if shitler had a canine, it’d have to be called Wag, the dog
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Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan.com · 12/03/2026
where’s my lukewarm crew at? 🥤🙋🏻‍♀️
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