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Everything is going to be ok, just maybe not today| Batronyx.com | @Batronyx@mastodon.social | he/him/ | @SMBPlays Blue team! And Red team! = Purple?| A recent interest in actually 'creating/writing' comedy | Zines | 3D | Art | Gaming | #oponaemi

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the only thing a disruptive tailor can sew is chaos . folks,,
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Shay @shayrilae.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
New build tutorial for spooky season out now 🎃🖤🧡🖤 #minecraft
youtu.be
How to build a Pumpkin House | A Minecraft Tutorial
YouTube video by Shayrilae
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thank you! Today I learned!
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Craaaap! They're everywhere!
Screenshot of the game Enshrouded, showing a build of "The Backrooms"
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And there's always something new to learn. I've cut down trees, split logs, and stacked the wood, and burned it for warmth through the winter quite a bit growing up in and in young adulthood. Yet somehow, I don't know what you're talking about. Cool.
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can't help but wonder how many people are scratching their heads over the phrase, "...stack 3 cord of wood..." lol. I agree, but if I'm also splitting it as I go, I might knock it down to 2 cord, but that may just be me!
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Birthday!!🥳🎉 May you have many more! AND ☝️may they all be full of joy!
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
is it scream, it’s scream isn’t it
The one thing you should always do when you see a spider in the bathtub
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
welp, guess we’re all gonna die then
shitler says a smart president is all that’s needed to rein in A.I. so, uhhhhh, how do we get one of those ? 🤔😩👻
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
youtu.be/azE7nqqQMmo?...
youtu.be
Charlie Kirk’s Death Exposed the Biggest Scam in History
YouTube video by Chase Hughes
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
BOTW weapon durability annoyed me.
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NihonTiger @nihontiger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Live life so that when you're no longer here, the world feels a little more hollow without your kindness in it.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@kattsdogma.bsky.social Saw this and thought of you ( Found on Quora uncredited )
Cartoon of courtroom. Man in witness stand is sweating and a lawyer is pointing at him while holding suit jacket with a tag. A judge looks on. Caption:
"When pressed, the tailor, a material witness in the suit, came apart at the seams. His altered testimony completely unraveled. The tale he had woven had been a complete fabrication."
--found on Quora uncredited.
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Farvergnookie
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'd wager that's true only if you're still sleeping. Otherwise it's this mild state of dread as you lay there hoping those last few minutes will stretch a little longer than they rightfully should.
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It felt moist.
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Legit.
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FunHouse Radio @funhouseradio.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
► FunHouseRadio.com <- TUNE IN Like this #meme? Try the #stream!
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Hugh Ryan @hughryan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you are under the age of 80 this is your first day living in a world without Dolly Parton. Behave accordingly, she's counting on us now
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
R.I.P. Dolly Parton. i will always love you 💞
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Little Mermaid and her baby are doing fine after her doctors performed an emergency sea-section.
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Forrest Gump Waves Hello
ALT: Forrest Gump Waves Hello
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John Sipher @johnsipher.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I'm late to the party a day nobody "seas the day"? Atlantic ocean, Arctic ocean, Pacific....
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You knocked that one out of the park!
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Roger that
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Durian and Grapefruit with Malort. You're welcome.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
me: i once made an elevator pun about getting shafted & ppl looked at me like i was crazy so i said “i can’t take the stares” my gynecologist: what
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
a movie about bluesky’s newest feature called ‘crouching poster, hidden repost’ somebody write that down
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Happy Hallowee... Um.. Nope there yet either. You're so right. Forever.
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Ophthalmologist: what
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Looks solid.
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
🎶Hot 'n' greasy Hot 'n' greasy🎶
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That's the bee's knees!
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
this is like the time i got a new label maker
Road sign for Big Mountain with an arrow that points to the mountain behind it.
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The fricken frick!
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Every other tax agency ad: "If you take your taxes seriously...."
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
At least it wasn't "liberty shmiberty"
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
From my perspective? Me of course!l lol In reality, whatever came before the big bang, which is probably an infinite number of other big bangs throughout the universe, and some of their offshoot coalesced into the one we know.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
he thinks you’re the pope ?
If a cardinal keeps visiting your yard, this is what it actually means according to an expert 🙏🏼
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 20/07/2026
Latitude and Longitude xkcd.com/3273/
Comic. [Latitude and longitude lines squeezing Earth.] [caption: Bad news: NASA accidentally shrank Earth’s latitude and longitude lines in the wash.]
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
everywhere i go people my age are getting old and it’s killing the vibe
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Three dinosaurs come across a magic lamp. They rub the lamp and out pops a genie who grants them three wishes. The first dinosaur asks for a big hunk of meat. The second dinosaur, looking to one-up the first, asks for a shower of meat. Not to be outdone, the third dinosaur asks for a meatier shower
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Cool! Sounds like a good hook to me!
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I'm looking at a regular monthly calendar and I see today is on one row. A week or so next Tuesday will be on Tuesday of the next row(week) down. Now, I'm curious, is this a plan, wishful thinking, a prediction, or time travel?
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
🎆🎇
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
So 'easy-going' but not 'easy-stopping'. Got it.
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🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇 @batronyx.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
"Lebowski's Lament", where every seating area has a different rug desperately try to pull the place together
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