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Darla

@basicandbizarre.bsky.social
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Librarian, TTRPG designer, autistic trans dyke. she/her

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🐓 @werechicken.bsky.social · 19h
Sexy people such as myself read Moonflow. Get you a copy! It’s like Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 and Midsommar had a baby that they proceeded to drown in pigs blood and magic shrooms.
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Alaska Public Media @alaskapublic.org · 21h
Meet Backpack, your 2026 Fat Bear Week champion. Backpack is 20 years old, weighs about 1,000 pounds and got his nickname because, as a cub, he loved riding on his mom's back across the Brooks River.
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Meet Backpack, Fat Bear Week’s chunky champ
Backpack went from hitching a ride on his mom’s back to cross the Brooks River to winning the hearts of fat bear fans around the world.
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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 8h
Otome isekai will be like Vol. 1: "I got sucked into the game and I MUST make my favourite character love me." Vol. 5: "The entire kingdom is falling spart and I must fix centuries of social issues to avoid being beheaded." Vol. 10: "Anyway so now I'm in a fist fight with God."
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19h
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
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I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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Koffie Kobold - Gnollsome Adventures! @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 11h
AI truly is made for people who don't know what a hobby is.
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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 21h
brain did not let me get back to work until I made this
cover for "the sum of all fears" but instead it says "the son of all goku". Ben Affleck has goku's hair.
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Theyre reccomending me poison-type grunt fits on amazon
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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 9h
Sometimes I swear that Dutch is just English with a silly accent (or English is just Dutch with an even sillier accent).
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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 9h
Mewt has entered The Desk Hole (the 1x1 square where my two desks join together with the corner of a wall) and is making strange snuffling noises as she grooms herself. 85% of poltergeists are probably just cats finding small spaces and being weirdos.
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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 22h
I'm just saying, but Cyberpunk 2077 would have gone very differently if the Relic that V and Jackie were paid to steal was from the 1997 movie "The Relic".
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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 22h
When you equip Etali with the Buster Sword.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 29/09/2026
Meta's "Muse" launched with a nasty zero day flaw that gave hackers the ability to spy on Mac users, openly gives root access to people pretending to be Muse agents, and invited strangers over to another guy's house without telling him
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Meta's Latest AI Product Is A Terrifying And Hilarious Mess
Authoritarian-friendly mass surveillance has never been more adorable
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 23h
The Witcher 3 Remastered (Switch 2) is free if you borrow a physical Switch 1 copy somewhere, like a public library or a friend (cart not needed after claiming free Remastered copy through the in-game menu) Insert cart, update game, claim free copy in the game menu www.reddit.com/r/gaming/com...
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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 23h
Triangle Floof Triangle Floof
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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 23h
Mewt is mad at me right now because I trimmed her nails. I haven't done it in months, and while her other claws get work down from scratching things, her dew claws don't and WOW were they getting unwieldly for her, constantly getting caught in things. They're also the hardest to trim.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Klobuchar has Schmitt dead to rights: "The game in fact was in Maryland. For a senator to have false information & imply, based on confusion about name of a team, that you were in another city & somehow involved that day in what was happening in Georgia & call you a 'dirtbag' deserves an apology"
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 29/09/2026
We should elect more people who know things and fewer people who don't know things.
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Katie 🔜 ATL @legdotegg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Screaming crying throwing up about the licensing on the new secret lair post
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Elizabeth May @elizabethemay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What happened at Tk’emlúps te Secwépemc is beyond disturbing. A masked group arrived on the Nation’s land displaying hateful signs targeting the children who never came home from residential schools. There must be a full investigation to hold those responsible accountable.
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Nghi Vo @nghivo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THE SCARLET BALL, my dark fantasy novel due out on OCT 6, is set in an 1890 that never existed. During the 1890s, dip pens were still king, but the modern fountain pen was beginning to appear. This, I suspect, is a Beekman fountain pen from the late 1890s.
Hardback book, The Scarlet Ball, resting on a wooden table with a black fountain pen laid across it diagonally.

The Scarlet Ball features an Asian woman in a red dress holding a white skin mask as shadowy hands reach for her. The text on it reads:

THE SCARLET BALL
USA TODAY BESTSELLING AUTHOR
NGHI VO

The pen is black, with no clip or cap bands.
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Avi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 28/09/2026
Rising residential school denialism and anti-Indigenous racism have created an environment where white supremacists feel emboldened to target and intimidate First Nations in their communities. It’s disgusting and completely unacceptable.
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Amanda, Clover Mother @onionbug.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you're into supporting independent Magic the Gathering formats we've partnered with Nerd Gear for the official Clover playmat. Art by @mtgratgirl.bsky.social www.nerdgear.gg/products/mak... This link takes you right to it. Code CLOVER for 10% off. *Amanda sold separately*
Clover playmat Clover playmat Clover MTG rules Amanda selfie
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wade of mutilation @waderockett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Professor Harold Hill awakens to find he’s a captive in a small Midwestern town. The tight-lipped, insular residents call it River City. Who are the prisoners? Who are the wardens? Patrick McGoohan is THE MUSIC MAN. With: Leo McKern as the Mayor and Buddy Hackett as Rover
We see Prof. Harold Hill from the back as he enters the town of River City in the 1962 movie The Music Man.
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Michelle Cohen @docmcohen.medsky.social · 23/09/2026
The more I think about this as I wake up this morning, the more I realize that journos covering this story should probably include the fact that a doctor local to this synagogue received an antisemitic COVID conspiracist death threat about 6 months after this shooter left the army.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the real takeaway here is that these people are so fake even in sports fandom that they think the Hawkeyes and Hawks are the same team even though they aren't even the same sport. Zero knowledge of ball or anything except throwing a hissy fit for attention. Pathetic.
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Ruo Shui @ruoshuiresearch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this Pope quoted Gandalf in his first encyclical titled "Safeguarding the Human Person in the Time of Artificial Intelligence"
213. The twentieth-century Catholic author J.R.R. Tolkien, in the words of a protagonist in one of his novels, described our responsibility in this way: “It is not our part to master all the tides of the world, but to do what is in us for the succour of those years wherein we are set, uprooting the evil in the fields that we know, so that those who live after may have clean earth to till.”
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not your grandma’s pottery (unless your nan’s a badass, shoutout to badass nans) These and more available on my website www.roseschmits.com Worldwide shipping
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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@haileypiperfights.bsky.social novels are always fun because you THINK you see the twist coming but you will always be wrong. The twist will always be stranger and creepier than you could have imagined. The inside of Hailey's mind would render the average telepath comatose in horror.
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Neo Monster Island @neomonsterisland.com · 29/09/2026
We don't want your pervert spyware.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Turns out their financials revealed they lost more money than the entire GDP of Iceland
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MTGLore.com @mtglore.com · 29/09/2026
Attention Asmor fans: The original 1996 short story "Chef's Surprise" has been reprinted in a new collection from author @slyris.bsky.social! Available in paperback and as an ebook, whichever your preference. bookshop.org/p/books/a-fe...
Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar's legendary creature card from Modern Horizons 2.The cover for A Feast of Magic by Sonia Orin Lyris.
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Command Zoe🔜PAX Unplugged @commandzoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh so telling *us* to enjoy concentration camps is okay, just not cis people. Cool. The double standard applied to trans people is such bullshit. There are whole industries for hating us. They hate us as their hobby. They hate us recreationally. #freethebugs
rachel❌kendra [LBBY],  — 1:26 AM
got banned in solidarity with bugs lmao
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so NOW it's not ok to say "enjoy the camps" HMMMMMM.
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Lish McBride @lishmcbride.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh, it’s even worse. To be very clear—I support trans people and think this whole thing is bullshit. But title 9 also creates a pathway on campuses and federal spaces for people who have been sexually harassed, stalked and assaulted to be protected and seek investigation.
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
need this shirt so bad
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jere 🔞 @jsq012.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jill with that choker you find in the mansion.
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specter @ out of the blender @specterthieving.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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an evan @elsplice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is on a good track but can you make them explode?
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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watched too much Towsends and decided to make a potato and onion pie. Threw in some crispy chunks of thick cut bacon because why not? Seasoned with salt, pepper, oregano, and fresh thyme. Meant to add apple as well but forgot. Overall it's pretty tasty!
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Evil Hat @evilhat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Inspired by Final Fantasy X, the Xenoblade Chronicles, and Magic Knight Rayearth, Rangers of a Broken World launches in two weeks! Destroy the twisted Horrors. Deceive the Noble Demons. Outlast the relentless Automata. And save your people. Follow the launch now: www.backerkit.com/c/projects/e...
A spread from Rangers of a Broken World with the two pages that introduce the Wandering Magus class. A woman in loose-fitting clothes  wearing a long silk scarf floats in the air and weaves a spell across a desert dune. In the distance, a huge spectral tortoise appears. Caption: Wandering Magus. A desert nomad, preserver of ancient knowledge, and reader of the stars, the Magus is an unparalleled hunter. Everything in the world is connected, and no one understands those connections better.
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Goodnight.
A panel from GALAXY: THE PRETTIEST STAR by Jadzia Axelrod, Vash Taylor and Ariana Maher, in which Galaxy says "I shouldn't have to hide! I shouldn't have to spend years hating myself, my body, my life, just because of something that may happen anyway! Being "normal" was never, NEVER going to save me!"
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every thriller and scifi writer in America: "Um, am I in trouble for having this in my Notes for like ten years?"
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Basically she has a choice: -implement trans segregation -get yelled at by the telegraph And oppressing an entire minority is a lesser, frivolous cost to her
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The nastiest SNAP cuts land next month. I'm sure people are getting in early because they won't have October funds, but also it's going to get so much worse. Also in my life experience, people who are hungry...often try to hide it from shame. So how can you help such people? When you become
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TommasinaResist⚜️🦋🐈‍⬛ @tommasinaresist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On hidden camera, pardon brokers Jack Burkman & Jacob Wohl told a 60 Minutes source $300,000 could help a felon get a presidential pardon. Three hundred grand. Wild. When a pardon has a price tag, justice is a luxury item & you can't afford it. #TrumpsCorruptCongress #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory
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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ok here me out: Pride deck helmed by Massacre Girl and Aurelia, but altered so Massacre Girl is Villanelle and Aurelia is Eve Polastri. It is a go wide aristocrats burn deck that eventually builds up to fling a gigantic Massacre Girl at an opponent's face.
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Daily #GirlKnight - 9/28/2026 Girlknight who is so preternaturally strong that the royal swordsmith keeps making bigger and heavier and tougher weapons so that she doesn't break them in battle.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/09/2026
true (?) story comix #3 | patreon.com/lubchansky
TRUE(?) STORY COMIX #3
PANEL 1: MATTIE, relaxing with a book, topless. She's reading a big book. A speech bubble floats in from offscreen.
MATTIE: A BEAUTIFUL DAY, TITS OUT AT THE GAY BEACH.
VO: HEY…

PANEL 2: MATTIE turns to look behind her. There is a seemingly cishet couple there, holding hands. They are both incredibly pale and wearing big hats and sunglasses. A Text box points to them.
TEXT BOX: THE BEST I CAN FIGURE, A CIS? HET? COUPLE? 
CIS(?)GUY: DO YOU KNOW…WHAT HAPPENS HERE. AT NIGHT.

PANEL 3: Back on MATTIE. A text box points to her. The COUPLE is in the near foreground.
TEXT: KNOWS THE ANSWER IS "FUCKING AND SUCKING"
MATTIE: I AM NORMALLY ONLY HERE DURING THE DAY.
MAN(?): OH. OKAY.

PANEL 4 : MATTIE looks away. The COUPLE in the background are beamed up back to their spaceship.
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 28/09/2026
When people say "you can't do that these days" they always seem to mean "make a movie where you say the n-word" and not "rise up in rage and terrify the entire food and drug industry into putting safety seals on every product."
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 28/09/2026
There were no handshakes between Ireland and Israel players before their contentious Nations League match, with the Irish team wearing black armbands for its 3-0 win.
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Ireland players wear black armbands and refrain from handshakes in soccer game against Israel
There were no handshakes between Ireland and Israel players before their contentious Nations League match, with the Irish team wearing black armbands for its 3-0 win.
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