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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm just saying, but Cyberpunk 2077 would have gone very differently if the Relic that V and Jackie were paid to steal was from the 1997 movie "The Relic".

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Triangle Floof Triangle Floof

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Watched too much Towsends and decided to make a potato and onion pie. Threw in some crispy chunks of thick cut bacon because why not? Seasoned with salt, pepper, oregano, and fresh thyme. Meant to add apple as well but forgot. Overall it's pretty tasty!

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ok here me out: Pride deck helmed by Massacre Girl and Aurelia, but altered so Massacre Girl is Villanelle and Aurelia is Eve Polastri. It is a go wide aristocrats burn deck that eventually builds up to fling a gigantic Massacre Girl at an opponent's face.

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Mewtstance von Floofington and the Forbidden Breakfast

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Thanks, Disney+. Your description of the "fire fighters who set people on fire" show is very helpful.

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Who would win: -One of the biggest villains in Magic's history -One very good boy

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The @loadingreadyrun.com has me envisioning @robotrad.bsky.social sneaking into the WotC offices and popping out from behind corners like

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Can you get 14 mana in Blue in standard? No, no that's probably not going to happen. EXCEPT GUESS WHO'S ALSO STILL STANDARD LEGAL!

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Huh. Two card self mill wincon in Standard.

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Meanwhile, the Wraith players:

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

New Exalted book day! This time, techno fantasy communist cyborgs! @theonyxpath.bsky.social

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This is what peak floofy performance looks like

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

One of my faves is this train weirdo whose eye beams make you join the conga line of doom. But the weird twisty asymmetrical rail design on him, plus the jaunty cap, really makes him memorable.

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

*waggles eyebrows as I tap my Island with two fingers with perfectly trimmed nails*

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Hey, Phantom 2040? What the fuck

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Gee I wonder where Mewt spent all her time sleeping while I was away. (this is my spot on the bed, and my pillow)

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Dogmeat, you're scaring me! More so than when you do That Thing with fences.

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I saw this button online and immediately thought of @marthawells.com And while I know Murderbot wouldn't wear it, it kind of feels Murderbot adjacent.

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

When they meet in the middle they're going to kiss.

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I liked Kellan. I wish he'd somehow inherited Oko's spark at the end to pass the torch, with him and Tam becoming the foundations for a New Gatewatch. Instead he got color shifted so thoroughly that you can't run all five Kellans in the same deck, let alone his girlfriend or his Alchemy-only dog.

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Currently watching a Facebook Magic the Gathering group experience a collective gay moment over Echo!Memnarch's overall glowup but especially his runway strut.

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My god. Massacre Girl became EVEN MORE OF A BADASS. Like you could build a mono-Black aristocrats deck around her VERY easily. For an Uncommon? DAMN.

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

omg Jace I forgive you, you gave my sweet gingerbread girl a happy ending. *remembers Mowu* Nevermind. A single act of good taste cannot erase such a crime. ONORE JACE!

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Only if its about the evil Doctor Pac-Man from Kamen Rider Ex-Aid.

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Someone on Tumblr asked MaRo about the most ridiculous combo in Magic where you, the player, TECHNICALLY a planeswalker, can finally gain actual power as a game piece on the table. Here's the tech:

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My mind immediately jumps to this, but I realize that it probably IS meant to be eaten and is thus religiously fine.

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Wait I've seen this movie. It didn't end well for the attendees.

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

When a lesbian couple is telling you about their new kink:

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Like here are three burgers I made at home and took quick photos of, and they all look 100x better looking than AI generate horror.

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Jace: "My multiverse shall exist without suffering." Also Jace: "You know what Ravnica needs? ANOTHER criminal mastermind."

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Jace: "My multiverse shall exist without suffering." Also Jace: "Fuck them mouse kids."

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It is so hard to pick one. So here are several.These are all absurd and well set up lines that pair well with their visual gags.

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My dad is growing sunchokes in his garden and...ummm... None of the visible parts of this plant are edible. You eat the roots/tubers. Which are approximately the size of your thumb.

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I don't want color-shifted cards, I want pictures...

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This is gonna clean house in Limited and Pauper. 3-drop for a 1/4 flyer who deals damage and gains you life regardless of whether or not she's blocked AT COMMON? THAT is some value right there.

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Otherscape:Neuro has some of the best theme kits you can imagine for a magitech cyberpunk setting. Magically weaponized doomscrolling? Literally just being on an esports team? Having tons of bots and malware? These are delightful.

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Where did you get this omg!!! Getting Nora Valkyrie vibes.

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Wait, sorry. That was a different talking Shazam-adjacent animal. I got him mixed up with Tawny because it happened in the Black Adam stories.

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The Runaways have a great theme of wanting to play cards from anywhere other than your hand. The Young Avengers had a weaker theme of non-creature spells, but at least Wiccan synergizes well so the Gay Witches can unite The also have some fun self mill synergies and would work great with Ob Nixilis

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I gave away my kingdom and I finally have The Lesbians. (I traded in a bunch of cards yesterday and used a pittance of that to buy Nico) Guess I'm gonna build a Runaways-themed deck now...

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I was giving The Floof his inhalers and he started purring so here's 12 seconds of my boy's fluffy face while he purrs like a motorcycle engine.

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Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I genuinely cannot decide if this is a better or worse version of Jace, Mirror Mage.

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