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I make fancy kitchens and wardrobes and stuff, but mostly post a load of old rubbish www.themoderncarpenter.com

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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 23h
Monkey is ready for his evening love-in
A prince of a tabby cat lies on a flock cushion, his chin and front paw resting on the arm of a grey sofa
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’ve seen one or two
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New extreme sport just dropped, lads
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We did strike gold the other day though
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Met this god damn poseur in the gorge this evening. He said he liked my cycling hat but I know he was being sarcastic
A big white billy goat with enormous horns. Seriously, they’re almost as wide as he is long. What a dude.
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I met this little guy yesterday. A female wasp spider, never seen one before!
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Here is my international cat
A sleeping tabby cat, curled up on a pink cushion, his feet out of focus in the foreground and his handsome sleeping face in the background
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My wife repointed this bit of the house a few years back, wonderfully. There’s still a shit load to do. One of these days I might even rebuild those windows!
A north facing wall of our limestone house, some of which has been beautifully repointed, some which is still waiting attention
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Embracing the Mediterranean life in the mendip hills last night
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Oh will it looks like axbridge hill is on fire then
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Honestly, one of the best things in the world is bumblebees going into snapdragons. Look at its fluffy little bum re-emerging!
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
May I present a magic one I found in Wells the other day?
A keyhole in a very old door in the side of wells cathedral. You can see some cloisters through the hole
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Absolutely can recommend. @gemmatrickey.bsky.social and friends on the carve at Fforest in Cardigan a few years back
Inking up a gigantic Lino carving with a huuuuuge rollerA crowd standing by a huge Lino carving on the ground, awaiting a giant rollerA man inking up a giant Lino carving, a huge tractor roller ominously awaiting
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I’d take a food that simply doesn’t look like I’m squeezing another cat’s brains onto the plate tbh
A sachet of cat food that looks like I’m squishing the meat inside a cat out onto a plate
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
haaaaaang on
the famous picture of stalin, lenin and not trotsky. wait have i got that right? anyway i put the heads of take that on it, but robbie is missing
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
See I’m just making meatball sandwiches this minute and took the decision to slice the bolls up, so is this really a meatball sandwich or is it something… other? A meatdisc sandwich?
A meatball sandwich toasting in a pan, a hand lifting the bread to reveal meaty discs
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The modern pylons also look.. a lot nicer! These are the ones we've got in Somerset bringing the juice up from Hinkley
the fancy new pylons that connect Hinkley Point to the grid. They're much lower than trad pylons, and remind me of wind turbines - white, smooth, and a couple of arms out to the sides shaped like a T
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Mason's the living embodiment of this cartoon, isn't he?
A cartoon with a peasant saying "we should improve society somewhat" and a dickhead in a well saying "yet you participate in society. curious! I am very intelligent"
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Full moon rising above axbridge in Somerset. Glastonbury tor is visible, more or less, on the horizon
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I’ll admit it wasn’t this year but this was certainly surprising to find on a mendip hillside
A black rubber massage appendage of modest size on the roadside, a cycling shoe beside it for scale
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Yaaaaasssss
Two sweaty men in a van, eating ice creams after a long day installing furniture in 33 degree heat
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Bit of workshop catchup for next week’s install - it’s nice and cool in here. But there’s nothing like doing your mirror mitres to reveal your middle aged melting face
A man with a sagging face over a mirror. He looks old and shocked. That man is me.
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
A little bit of calm - this very bold Robin fledgling enjoyed me doing a bit of planting and stirring up insects. Hope he’s not TOO bold, there’s a few cats regularly in the garden.
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Ok this is the photo I should’ve posted last night, not the blurry one. Blame post-ride pints. King John looking out over a dramatic sky and full moon in Axbridge town square
A wooden carving of king John on a Tudor timber frame building, with a mackerel cloudy sky just filtering over the full moon
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Probably the best picture of king John and a full moon I’ve taken today
A wooden carving of king John on a 1497 timber framed building, with a full moon and mackerel sky in the background
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Always reminds me of the situation we’ve had over and over again with senior parliamentarians in the UK
Stephen Collins cartoon about Michael Gove
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The Minoans were into it too
A Minoan figurine of a snake goddess, which was found in a rubbish pit at Knossos, if I remember it right. Anyway, she’s got a snake in each hand and her baps out
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Just in case, went out for a ride in the woods, had a quick pint with a pal and came home to loving wife and best cat friend
Late sunset on the mendips, looking towards the lights of Hinckley point. A tree is silhouetted against a red skyA tabby cat looking poised, his paws on a red William Morris print cushionSame tabby cat, reclining, looking all squashed. Wife sits behind, in a hand knitted jumper, drinking a massive cup of tea
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Dirty martini with spicy olives. And a cocktail umbrella, because if the world’s going to be on fire I’m damn well having a cocktail umbrella.
Dirty martinis, one with a pink umbrella, one with a green. Both have two massive olives.
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Saw these guys yesterday, they asked me if I knew famous author Tom Cox, and could I get them his autograph
Three goats stare lovingly at the photographer One goat leaping while the other pretends to be unimpressed
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I made us a new coffee table this week from old project leftovers and offcuts, and a knackered old plan chest. I rather like it. #woodworking
A dark wood plan chest with a walnut-bordered foresso top, and fluted walnut sidesA dark wood plan chest with a walnut-bordered foresso top, and fluted walnut sides
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
My local has a new pair of cats. Only got a pic of one but she’s lovely. Pints and purrs, offsetting the horrors #caturday
A grey tabby cat with a white chest and white socks. She sits with a funny wide leg stance, eyes alert to something to the left of the camera frame
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Monkey was looking *fierce* today in the late afternoon sunshine. He’s not much of an outside during the day boy, so we have a bit of a play when he fancies some garden time with us.
A sequence of a tabby cat walking towards the camera asking a garden wall in the spring sunshine. There’s alpines flowering on the wall, and the low sun is shining from the left of the picture
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Monkey, doing his thing in the library
A tabby cat on a patterned ercol sofa, books on shelves in the background
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
QTP with a game that has a 10/10 soundtrack
The cover of the game Xenon 2 Megablast, which had an 8bit soundtrack made by Bomb da Bass and was just awesome
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Kerning is SO important
A sign that reads, at first glance, ‘dick lovers computer specialist’ but bad kerning tells us that the first word was supposed to be ‘click’
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Happiness is a flat cat. Just look at that little fluffy chin.
A grey tabby cat getting a chin scratch in front of a log stove. His silly head has gone all flat and he looks very satisfied with life
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
If you know where to look, there’s some hot, hot toad action out there at the moment
A daddy toad giving a mummy toad a very special hug
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Anyway this is the correct answer
Margot and Jerry from The Good Life
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Absolute in cred ible place, all those period features! Did a double take though, one of the fireplaces looks really like one of mine (pretty sure mine’s not original, most be a Victorian or Edwardian addition)
A fireplace, black surround with false marble/granite. Above is a mirror and a pair of Wally dogs
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Yeah quite nice
The full moon rising over cheddar gorge, reflected in the reservoir in twilight
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Really, really trying to disengage from events I have no control over but which cause morning to night stress. So here’s monkey being an idiot.
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Went into the garden to do a bit of pruning, saw Mop for the first time in weeks! He’s my best garden boy #caturday
A black and white cat pawing at my welly
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
omg we (my wife) decided we needed fish scale tiles in our shower during our lockdown 1 bathroom reno. Our tiler (me) very nearly quit (please feel free to make the obvious rude joke about what we called the shower)
a bathroom with green and blue metro tiles, and a shower with gold fishscale tiles
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
This is me these days - think it was more exaggerated when using smudgy pens
A left handed man writing with his claw
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Too late. The sense of accomplishment is palpable
A little fruit tree (imperial gage) planted against a stone wall
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Ok I must get this, I’m convinced a timber in my house is from a ship- cannot think what else it might be!
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
hotdog guy meme
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I’m through the looking glass here, people
A bottle of milk, still in the rotation, on this day the third of February
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Oh very clever God, if that is your real name, but if you think this’ll turn me into a believer then you shouldn’t have made it rain constantly for the last 4 months
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