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Barton Chittenden

@bartonski.bsky.social
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Amateur juggler (very much in the sense of the French amateur "one who loves, lover", from which it is derived). Linux geek, dogherd, enough of a programmer to get myself in trouble. ALL OPINIONS ARE XIOMBARG'S.

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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well *somebody* was doing drugs...
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Eby: "I feel sorry for Americans. If you can't be friends with Canada, then you almost certainly do not have a friend anywhere in the world. And that is a very lonely place to be." #cdnpoli
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Georgina @georgevrt.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Also how dare people have fun that doesn’t put money in someone’s pocket?
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
PSA on the Victoria Line tube in London. Phillipson and every other GC weirdo needs to take note.
Are you having fanatical thoughts about other people's crotches?
Has hating a minority group become your entire personality?
Do you obsess over other people's toilet use?
If so, you could be a danger to others - it's time to seek help.
Contact our team: youneedhelp@leavetranspeoplealone.com
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
NO 👇 BULLSHIT DETECTED
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Can we finally all agree that the argument “we should run the country like a business, and therefore elect businessmen to run it” has been a failed experiment?
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 18/05/2026
It's crazy how hard it is to sleep on a plane but on a train I sleep better than in my own bed
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Remember: Wealth cannot be separated from power. We're seeing in real time how the extreme concentration of wealth is distorting our politics, rigging markets, and granting unprecedented power to a handful of people. Taxing the rich isn't just an economic issue, it's a defense of our democracy.
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Salons always have hair on the floor. Garages always have oil on the floor. Banks…what is your problem?
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~Kitty👻Kat~On the turning away~Pink Floyd~📚🌸🪴🌸📚 We, The People… @katarinakriz.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I’m so glad to see you. I missed you. The human nature of animals.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
This could work
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Watched the Kentucky Derby today. Here in Louisville, Derby season is seen as 'kinda fun'. Bigass fireworks display/airshow two weeks before derby. Day before, Muhammed-Ali International airport becomes a parking lot for lear jets. Punctuated by the most self-congratulatory two minutes in sports.
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Folks from Harvard are starting a company whose goal is to enhance human memory via an AI computer interface (www.msn.com/en-us/money/...). This sounds like a really tempting bad idea. My short term memory suuuuuucks. In a perfect world, the idea of offloading that to a computer sounds really nice./
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Ink Radio @inkradio.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Know what’s worse than illegal migrants…? Raping children and covering up for ‘em.
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Maarthaaa, someone's knifing American treasures again!
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
BRILLIANT!
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
We had a rose like this growing next to a fence when I was in high school. That house was sold, I moved away decades ago, but it continues to live in my memory.
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Mary Pezzulo @marypezzulo.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
This is horrifying.
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Today in our "Women of genius" segment...
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Terre-Strial @terre-strial.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
“The point of modern propaganda isn't only to misinform or push an agenda. It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth.” - Garry Kasparov
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Ok, let me get this straight. Black Tuesday was bad, but Black Friday is good? Also, we have Good Friday, but it's *not* on Black Friday, and arguably wasn't terribly good.
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Separated at birth? Our bed monster's named Nikkie.
A sleeping dog (terrier), named Nikke.
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I want this on a T-Shirt.
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Joke's on her. I don't have a SPARCstation. I borrowed one once, but never got it to boot.
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Kyle Swanson, MD, FAANS, FCNS @kiswanson.medsky.network · 08/11/2025
Ryan Moulton
@moultano
Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists. You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul
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Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · 07/11/2025
everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Wicked regex: s/spurned/spermed/g
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Halle-fucking-lujah.
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
This clip desperately needs silly sound effects.
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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 27/10/2025
Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
Guillermo del Toro quote "...think about wealth for me for example. A wealthy man that has enough...""not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite somebody to beer...""...you're rich. If you have, whatever-""- yachts and planes and islands and you STILL need more? You're not rich."
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Wow. Respect!
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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
He hates American values and principles. He hates democracy. He despises the Constitution and its constraints. He hates most Americans. All he desires is money, power and staying out of jail. Am I missing something?
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Ralph E @rowdydog.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
👏🏆👏
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💙❤️💙Mia💙❤️💙 @mommamia.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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Milo Hamilton @milo-hamilton.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 18/10/2025
What do you think made America great? I’ve traveled the world, and every time I come home, I’m reminded of what makes this place special: the culture, the mix of people, the constant diversity. I love this country. And I also know who truly hates America: • The KKK • 3 Percenters • Proud Boys 1/2
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Maggie @maggieennui.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
My favorite exchange from my hometown #NOkings rally today: A lady driving by yelled JESUS IS COMING YA'LL! at us I shouted back TELL HIM TO HURRY UP And the lovely hair done Fully made up southern lady in front of me yelled HONEY, DON'T YOU DEPORT HIM! It was beautiful.
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Anti-Trumpism @forabettertomorrow.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Austin, Texas
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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Sounds about right to me.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/10/2025
The antifa terrorist marxists are out
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
California Dreamin’ of No Kings in San Diego.
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OrangeSage @orangesage.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#NoKings Miami!
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Between Pittsburgh and Philly, I'd say that the pretender to the throne has a Pennsylvania problem.
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Fal Rising @falrising.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Denver 💙
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cgoodm29.bsky.social @cgoodm29.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Huge turnout in Louisville Kentucky and I also think Andy 2028!
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
There's a toddler there... I'm touched because my parents took me to Vietnam War protests when I was that age.
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Los Angeles representing for No Kings Day!
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