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Barton Chittenden

@bartonski.bsky.social
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Amateur juggler (very much in the sense of the French amateur "one who loves, lover", from which it is derived). Linux geek, dogherd, enough of a programmer to get myself in trouble. ALL OPINIONS ARE XIOMBARG'S.

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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My credentials
Six week old beagle puppy sitting on a plate of dogfood.
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Please forgive my sins. The parental advisory in the corner is both predictable (in retrospect) and the only good thing about the "album cover".
Chat-jippity generated album cover for "Medium-ass Writing Skills" by the band "Overwrought Em-dash Laden Pablum". The album cover features a donkey sitting at a table in front of a vintage typewriter. There is a Parental Advisory in the lower right corner of the cover.
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Cover of _The Adventures of Alyx_ by Joanna Russ
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
This is a plot of land that my wife has near Lake Cumberland in Kentucky. It's a place of refuge for her. Hope it helps.
A stand of trees and brush. Picture taken in Monticello KY.
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Three days earlier...
Picture of the Pillsbury Dough Boy on the cross
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Separated at birth? Our bed monster's named Nikkie.
A sleeping dog (terrier), named Nikke.
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
You clearly need one of these:
Warning sign -- a red circle with a line through it containing a stylized picture of a foot with an injured big toe.
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Picture of a black-hole like void, with the caption "THANK YOU FOR CONTACTING THE ABYSS. YOUR SCREAM IS VERY IMPORTANT TO US"
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
It's 10:51 PM. Do you know where your beagle is?
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
under 'jeremy renner clint barton gif'. Regular image search gets my Linked in profile pick (shocker), a little ways down is 'Chittenden Regional Correction Facility'. Chittenden is my surname. I presume this refers to Chittenden, Vermont.
Animated gif of Jeremy Renner lookin' flirty
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Have a beagle pic. I know it's not the same... I still miss the guy whose place she took. Nonetheless, she's cute and looks snuggly, and maybe that will make life marginally less sucky.
Black, white, and brown dog resting on a couch.
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Trump better stay the hell away from Lily. I'm no John Wick, but ... the freckles stay *here*.
A young beagle (Lily) lying on a cushion, looking sleepy. Lily has brown freckles on her snout.
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Lily sez "I got beagle freckles too!"
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Can't believe that no one has posted the penis of the planes...
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Found in an old notebook
Hand drawn cartoon on notebook paper, which reads, "It's a little known fact that cats actually do talk. When a "machine" answers, it's  actually a live cat." There is a picture of a cat with its paw on a computer mouse. The cat is saying, "Para Español, oprima dos".
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Cartoon of a dog looking cool wearing a black beret, sitting behind a fence with a  sign on the fence which reads "Beware of avant-guard dog".
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Image of book cover: The Adventures of Alyx by Joanna Russ
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Barton Chittenden @bartonski.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Post a .gif of your comfort show:
Pushing Daisies: Ned and Olive
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