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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Matterface getting in a “this place used to be called Bohemia” early on. Bet you a tenner there’s a Bohemian Rhapsody reference coming, now he’s made sure people will get it.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So it turns out Brazil have a player called Gabriel Good Times
Screenshot of a Transfermarkt profile of Brazil & Santos midfielder Gabriel Bontempo
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It doesn’t get talked about enough that the original 1970s Emmanuelle movie was directed by a guy by the name of Just Jaeckin
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t really get why people are getting excited about City’s titles being “reassigned”. Like, you’ve lived those seasons as a fan (or player), you didn’t experience the joy of winning the league, celebrating together. If that’s not what it’s about then what’s the point?
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was he called Oxide because of the peroxide? #totp
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Man City guilty of 114 charges! Well well. Now for the exciting part: several years of appeals and counter appeals and then a fine.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I see John Cleese has been tweeting again
Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones and Michael Palin pulling a range of unhappy faces
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I went to a Quaker school and my band played in a school assembly once. I’ll be surprised if many people other than the four of us have ever played live Nirvana covers in a Quaker meeting.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This morning I saw a guy run for a bus, narrowly miss it and just casually jump on the back and hold on to the outside until it got to the next stop, then just hop off and get on the bus as normal, and it’s not often I see 80s movie tropes in the wild like that.
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Ash Oro @ashoro.co.uk · 22/09/2026
1/23 Sorry, this will be long... There is a lot of shouting about what happened in the Channel yesterday. So I want to go back to basic law. Not immigration policies or political rhetoric. At sea, the starting point is simple: Preservation of life comes first under all maritime conventions.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
IT’S GETTING CLOSER
Wearable tech for when you're out walking in your headphones that tells you how loudly you just farted
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A Sunderland fan perched on the edge of his seat, naked from the waist down, apparently having a shit.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Accidentally flicked on a random channel last night and caught the end of an episode of the Wheeltappers & Shunters Social Club. “Lol I wonder how well this has aged” First/only gag I heard: “You’ve been such a great audience, you’ve made me feel like a 16 year old. I doubt I’ll get one though”
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Yikes Eeww
ALT: Yikes Eeww
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Glad they’re finding a way to keep busy, what with there being fuck all else to worry about.
bbc.co.uk
UK's 'dismal' Eurovision song choices to be examined by MPs
It comes after the UK's entry Look Mum No Computer came last in May's final, scoring just one point.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Arf. Course you are you thick twat
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I mean in fairness that’s also what Trump’s using it for
prospect.org
Republican Nominee in Texas Using Trump’s $5,000 Promise to Deceive Voters - The American Prospect
Eric Flores is an Army veteran and lawyer running to unseat Democratic Rep. Vicente Gonzalez in Texas District 34.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Reader, I did not resist the temptation.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Every Olympics there’s an ostensibly niche event that suddenly everyone’s watching and invested in. I think I know what 2032’s is going to be.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In late 2001/ early 2002 I worked in a record shop in Sydney airport. The week before I started Pink had been in, and every single member of staff said she was an absolute arsehole. Plus her music is all utter dog shit, so there’s also that.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Screenshot of a Korean guy doing a video guide to the Geordie dialect. He’s saying the phrase “I’m ganna get mortal”, a phrase which signals the user’s intention to get really, really drunk.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Gianni Infantino immediately announces the inaugural Hob Bope Humanitarian Award
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Had a preparatory chat with the kids about what they want to dress up as for Halloween. 6yo: “Frankenstein” I mean, technically it’s Frankenstein’s mon-yeah, never mind, I reckon we can do that. 4yo: “Haunted elephant.” Alright mate sound yeah
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I mean if he was going to score against anyone #nufc
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible Aztec Camembert Huel & Cry Tofu fighters
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible Sushi & the Bran Cheese
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Thor Is It Though
Alt: Thor Is It Though
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
City fans heading back from Newcastle after 10pm on Boxing Day? Righto, best of luck with that.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@ferguscraig.bsky.social Elkan Baggott in the starting lineup this evening, at left back by the looks of things. No idea if that’s good news or not but it feels significant in some way.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Brought a packet of crisps to work today (Worcestershire sauce seabrooks, mind you) and I appear to have dropped one, which somehow landed in the transparent holder for my work pass. I’ve spent an hour walking around school proudly displaying a crisp on a lanyard.
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Matty Matheson: SMOOTH
Alt: Matty Matheson (Neil Fak from The Bear) saying “SMOOTH”
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Took the youngest to a stay & play at his new school nursery class. Favourite classmate name: Orpheus Special mention to Luna, mainly because all her stuff was labelled Luna C, a treat for fans of UK hip hop as well as insanity in general
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They better not huurt him like
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
On top of everything else, now the curse of VAR Souls has worked Its magic I can get Tonali out of my FPL team. Must resist the temptation to put Elanga in. #NUFC
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Puce Presto
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Irish have little sympathy for the clumsy
An illustration of Irish translation, showing the word “fall”, a cartoon of someone falling, and its translation, the word “tit”.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Not a bad view to go with the birthday morning brew tbf
A photo of a view over a bay towards Valentia island, Ireland, from Cahersiveen. Cup of coffee on a table in the foreground
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Looking forward to the players taking a break on 23 mins to piss in a bottle
bbc.com
Jeff Bezos: Amazon founder part of consortium that agrees to buy into Liverpool
Liverpool's owners agree to sell about a third of the club to a consortium including billionaire Amazon founder Jeff Bezos - in a deal that values the Reds at more than £5bn.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
🤷🏻‍♂️
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I got my A Level results on my 18th birthday. Spent the day in the pub. Had to tread a bit carefully with the staff as we’d been drinking in there for 3 years.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Genuinely just checked to see if I’d missed Moyes leaving Everton
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’ve just clocked that the NUFC v Everton friendly is at Murrayfield tomorrow night. In Edinburgh. In August. An early evening match between two English sides in the middle of the Edinburgh Fringe, when accommodation is, famously, ruinously expensive. Well done everyone.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Life imitating art yet again
The cover of children’s book Cats Ahoy! by Peter Bently and Jim Field
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Oh cool nice what’s it about?
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
www.theguardian.com/music/2026/a... Nice to know someone is listening @threebeansaladpod.bsky.social
theguardian.com
Demise of the monoculture: why so many have never heard UK’s record-breaking No 1 single
Sam Fender and Olivia Dean’s Rein Me In is longest-running No 1 single in UK chart history, and yet it seems to have passed many people by
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Proper wholesome moment the other day when my kids were looking at a fire engine outside North Berwick fire station and a couple of the firefighters came out and gave them a tour- let them sit in it, talked them through all the equipment, even a look inside the station. Really heartwarming stuff.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Pretty impressive that a shark can use a drone tbf
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I see a lot of people fuming about seeing media portrayals of their own jobs, where people behave in ways they wouldn't and major plot points just wouldn't happen and really, how annoying can it actually be? Counterpoint: I, a counsellor working with teenagers, just watched The Rapture.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’ve not been on the chronicle website for a while but since when did they have a paywall for “premium articles”? Lol give over
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I love how many little quirky community things there are that go on, it’s great discovering new ones you had no idea about. For example, today appears to be National Day for People Who Think You Can Just Park on Double Yellows If You Leave Your Hazards On. They’re really going for it round mine 👍
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I didn’t know Ian Brown was on here
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’m sure everything’s fine, internet-wise. Life is fine, it’s okay that this is where people get their information, ideas and opinions. Tik Tok just officially ruled that there’s only one horse on earth, and confirmed it on appeal. It’s fine, though. Online and stuff. Fine.
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