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Barbas

@barbas.bsky.social
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🔞 No Minors / I POST AND REPOST GAY FURRY PORN OFTEN. Furry liker but only vaguely furry himself. Likes programming, old computers, video games (too much), cats Part time anthro bull. Full time grumpy old man yelling at clouds.

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Barbas @barbas.bsky.social · 6h
It's cool that this is a "solution" sure, but also it felt totally random and not a result of my own work or cleverness. All it left me feeling was wondering what I was "supposed" to do.
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Barbas @barbas.bsky.social · 6h
The only way I got through this was when the bulette seemingly randomly popped up between the minotaurs, them all fighting and doing like 20-30 damage to one another with attacks, then coming in after the bulette fled to pick off the weak remaining minotaur.
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Barbas @barbas.bsky.social · 6h
I love getting to choose between getting surprised by an invisible beholder that TPK's you instantly, a burrowing creature that instantly kills anyone with less than 40 HP it decides to jump onto immediately, and a pair of minotaurs which I never would guess I would say is the EASY option.
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Barbas @barbas.bsky.social · 6h
I love Baldur's Gate 3 but man, the very beginning of the Underdark section is pure hatred of the player.
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🔞AK (Commissions open) 🔞 @ardentka.bsky.social · 8h
CM for @groxtl.bsky.social
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The Onion @theonion.com · 7h
Archaeologists Unearth Ancient Clay Pot Shards From Dwelling Of Earliest Known Klutz theonion.com/archaeologists-unearth…
Archaeologists Unearth Ancient Clay Pot Shards From Dwelling Of Earliest Known Klutz
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 7h
"It's important for you all to stay on the same team as Ken Paxton," says the woman who filed for divorce and ended their marriage
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 7h
Exactly. This is such a lie. Email had a purpose. The internet had a purpose. Search had a purpose. Everybody loved Silicon Valley in the 90s because they made shit that did what it promised. Now 3 guys who never made SHIT have ALL the money in SV. They're scam artists. Not engineers.
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Mixter ✦ @mixter.ink · 9h
Wargreymon doodle
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ZOIRON @zoiron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hora de relaxar subscribestar.art/zoiron #bara #muscle #art #digitart
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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✦CrossF✦ @crossf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
After some deliberation, I'm going to be opening comms again soon. I'm going to be charging much less than what I used to, with the caveat that I'm gonna be much more selective about what kinds of comms I take.
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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Saturday
Michael Tracey: “Go fuck yourself”

Jared: “Buddy I would rather drive off a bridge than live the life you make for yourself”
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Cin-o-Lantern Art @ Roundhouse @cinamuffins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All Firebrand wants for halloween is the Crest of Infinity
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Reshi🜲 @reshi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Barret with two large dangerous weapons🔩 I finally added some rendering 🔥🥃 [FFVII]
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 02/10/2026
in other unfortunate metaphor news, the Carousel of Progress is closed
The Carousel of Progress, from the 1964 World's Fair, at Disney World
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So does the GOP force all of its candidates to prove they’ve physically and/or sexually assaulted a woman before they can run as a Republican? Sorta like a gang initiation?
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No Taco - Gator Days
No Taco - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
August - Alligator dad
 
Gustopher - Alligator son
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - Neighborhood streets on a autumn day.
 
August and Gustopher are taking a walk when August notices how much the trees have changed color. It reminds him that Halloween is coming.
 
August: Halloween is coming. We should find your taco costume.
 
Gustopher: I don't want to be a taco.
 
Panel 2
 
August gives Gustopher a surprised look.
 
August: You don't like tacos anymore?
 
Gustopher: I LOVE TACOS! But I love other things too.
 
Panel 3
 
Gustopher closes his eyes and puts his hands to his side as he explains his reasoning.
 
Gustopher: It's time to express myself in a brand new way.
 
Panel 4
 
August inquires what Gustopher wants to be.
 
August: So what do you want to be?
 
Gustopher: A GIANT CINNAMON ROLL!
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Barbas @barbas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OK the disgusting attempt to put a cuddly face on widespread theft of human work on a scale never before seen aside, has a single child actually ever been coaxed into eating vegetables by the Jolly Green Giant? What a bizarre choice to compare it to.
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
prosecutors in Nigeria allege that a man showed up at a government building, gave himself a job that didn't exist, claimed an office was now his, and somehow got other people to fund his expenses. they say this is illegal, yet cats do this to us every day and are CELEBRATED
Freya, a fluffy gray cat, lounges imperiously in a woven basket by a glass door, one paw hanging over the edge as she stares at the camera with a stern, unimpressed expression.
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Draite @draite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trying my hand at Kinktober. We'll see how many I can do. Day 1 - Condoms
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
genuinely do not understand how some people enjoy interpersonal conflict, I am going to have to have an uncomfortable conversation with someone and I would rather fight a rabid badger
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heute jedoch nicht @heutejedochnicht.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Meta-Adbusting in der Londoner U-Bahn
Jeffrey Epstein mit Ray Ban Meta-Smartglasses und Denkblase „Finally, a pair that suits me...“
Caption: „GLASSES FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T DO CONSENT“
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
it didn't even occur to me that the government might try to execute someone a second time if they torture the person but fail to kill them during a first botched attempt. truly grotesque and a moral stain upon all involved.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
look, if the pentagon wants IT security then they have to do what the rest of us do: hire trans furries who go to renfest don't ask me why, idk, i just know that data is insecure until sanctified by the holy aura of someone who checks at least one of those boxes. it's part of god's plan.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-…
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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Dirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ball animals are the best This bird is called Bearded reedling
To the left, a photo of a Bearded reedling, on the right, an illustration made with Flipnote Studio.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pete is lost in terms of modern war. I use the example of this outgunned Ukrainian army officer who successfully terrorized a Russian unit for weeks because she "did the math." At the time, someone commented, "yeah, in combat, 'I did the math' beats 'I can do 100 pushups' every time."
Ukrainian female soldier: Okay, I said the idea is this: There is enough time to empty one full can of 32 grenades and be gone by the time the return mortar fire reaches us. I did the math.
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Patrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Superintendent: SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S
A MEMO THAT MAKES CLEAR IT IS LAWFUL FOR YOU TO JUST KILL PEOPLE IF YOU THINK THERE ARE DRUGS ON THE SAME BOAT?

Principal Skinner: yes

superintendent: May I see it?

Principal: no
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm down to the last nine copies of this ISS Cat print, so if you want one, please order soon. It's in my shop along with other prints, badges and a zine: www.tomgauld.com/
A view of the International Space Station floating in the stars above the earth. A cat in a space suit floats outside. An astronaut within the station looks out of a window and says "In? But I just let you out."
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
John Roberts' friend and defender is quoted in the piece, saying they shouldn't be shaming Roberts for the wreckage and ruin he's brought to this country because of "civility." The bullies always cry "civility" when the victims push back in the slightest.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Hacky Pop-Up Book’s Narrative Tension Pretty Dependent On Lifting Colored Flaps theonion.com/hacky-pop-up-book-s-na…
Hacky Pop-Up Book’s Narrative Tension Pretty Dependent On Lifting Colored Flaps
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every single member of this administration sees themselves, first and foremost, as a Content Creator™ It's like they staffed an administration with homeschooled aliens who learned about humanity through mainlining TikTok accounts. Just unbelievable levels of sweaty dorkiness.
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Gay Erotic Art Collection @animron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The art of Etienne (Stephen) #gay
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026
"irreparable harm" is donald trump getting his feelings hurt over being told no and not people being deported to countries they have no ties to with no resources and no support system
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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taкa ↘️ PAWAI @takahirosi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Matt just watching... wondering why Archie loves polishing every curve of his rubber suit ✨ “captain’s gotta keep his suit perfect. you know that” 1 full HD image version this past reward 48 May only available on my store check my profile~
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a professor, most of what I do is log in to things
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have literally seen dudes tailspin because of a super-casual "Pretty rapey/racist/weird/etc., dude." from a friend. Fuck some girl/brown person and their dumb opinions, they don't care about us. But they are 100% not prepared to hear it coming from you.
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Green Jinjo @green-jinjo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Help!
Jinjo is standing on a lit up podium in DOOM's E1M3.
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Barbas @barbas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Exactly. I can appreciate buff and smooth very much. And sometimes a little monstrous. But a LOT of aquatic elements aren't particularly attractive imo
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🇹🇭D.DC.W🌏RLD🏳️‍🌈 @masterelrest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Black muscular drake~ Name : Asmeral
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Bannon Harpsichord @bannonharpsichord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shadowrun is objectively cooler than Star Wars and D&D because it can be about queer people committing violent crimes.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/09/2026
Trump is sort of the bizarre apotheosis of this dynamic, because he needs to simultaneously assert at all times that he is an immortal, all-powerful god emperor and also that he is being sabotaged by the evil deep state which he can never fully defeat
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
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Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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