Reposted by Your Beloved BanjoBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22/02/2025So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna 342198861235
Your Beloved Banjo @banjoplayer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025this is the problem with AA nowadays. it used to be an exclusive club where you can meet other real alcoholics. now it’s full of posers. sad times we live in 000
Your Beloved Banjo @banjoplayer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025u can’t have emo makeup anymore or your gf bullies u. bc of woke 020
Your Beloved Banjo @banjoplayer.bsky.social · 13/02/2025i read this as rudy gobert and i got excited:(( 010
Your Beloved Banjo @banjoplayer.bsky.social · 10/02/2025google can i make scrambled eggs with strawberry milk 000
Reposted by Your Beloved Banjo 🇵🇸 All 🇵🇸 Nazis 🇵🇸 Are 🇵🇸 Nonces 🇵🇸✪ @allnazisarenonces.bsky.social · 08/02/2025 0417
Your Beloved Banjo @banjoplayer.bsky.social · 07/02/2025can we talk about how truly insufferable you have to be to be the RICHEST PERSON IN THE WORLD and STILL single. like really??? no one is willing to deal with your shit for the chance to inherit 500 billion dollars????? like at this point you HAVE to have some self reflection 010
Reposted by Your Beloved BanjoZEUS, KING OF OLYMPUS @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us · 05/02/2025THE FIVE LOVE LANGUAGES: SISTERLY DEVOTION COCKPIT SEX ACTS OF WAR WORDS OF AFFIRMATION FOOT STUFF 422447
Reposted by Your Beloved BanjoHell-a Bambust 🏳️⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 03/02/2025"try not to engage with things that stress you out before bed" is a fun idea but sadly *gestures broadly* 319224
Your Beloved Banjo @banjoplayer.bsky.social · 03/02/2025the maga version of DEI is Division Exclusion Inequality 010
Your Beloved Banjo @banjoplayer.bsky.social · 03/02/2025doctor with hypochondria: i’m afraid that sounds like tuberculosis 000
Reposted by Your Beloved BanjoAstral Frontier @astralfrontier.org · 03/02/2025You don't need permission to resist. You don't need approval to resist. Your resistance doesn't have to solve the whole problem. You don't have to give more than you have. Just do what you can, when you can. 119860
Reposted by Your Beloved Banjoizydor 𐂂 @nazohato.bsky.social · 03/02/2025babe….cumburger for dinner….babe….please…..cumburger??? cumburger tonight babe? 1111
Reposted by Your Beloved Banjogreat phagliacci @dumpstercrawler.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Rewarding myself for doing my taxes with a massive rip from the bong and 16 straight hours of stardew valley 2183
Your Beloved Banjo @banjoplayer.bsky.social · 02/02/2025@mcuban.bsky.social buy the lakers n reverse ts PLEASE 000
Reposted by Your Beloved Banjosolioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Wow. The executive order did away with “DEI?” I’m just hoping the next one does away with “DUI”s if you know what I mean! (Posted with Apple CarPlay) 28511
Reposted by Your Beloved Banjooaky🐈⬛💚💙🖤🤍 @oakymeow.bsky.social · 01/02/2025you cant have a dry sense of humour on the internet because people have seen it all and will think ur just another weirdo 041
Your Beloved Banjo @banjoplayer.bsky.social · 01/02/2025btw the “take trans people out of the military “ is just a few steps away from removing gay ppl, POC, and women. trump not having control of the military is like the only thing keeping him from being a dictator. the more straight, cis, white, and male he makes it, the more control he’ll have 010
Reposted by Your Beloved Banjoeva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 30/01/2025There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see. 1120812
Reposted by Your Beloved BanjoBeccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 28/01/2025*applying for entry-level hitman job* interviewer: imagine for a moment you were on the other side of the reticle. who would you rather be taken out by? lesbian: *blushing* b-big woman. with, strong arms interviewer: uh, i meant "taken out" as in "assassinated" lesbian: *nodding excitedly* 345689
Your Beloved Banjo @banjoplayer.bsky.social · 29/01/2025this joke was executed perfectly. its hard to make a joke about religion and not cross any lines. but you nailed it. 011
Reposted by Your Beloved BanjoBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 29/01/2025We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life 368318284050
Your Beloved Banjo @banjoplayer.bsky.social · 28/01/2025jesus keeps coming back and we keep putting him in psych wards 000
Your Beloved Banjo @banjoplayer.bsky.social · 28/01/2025you watched us deadname twitter and you think ts gonna work?? 000
Your Beloved Banjo @banjoplayer.bsky.social · 27/01/2025“bros before hoes” i say as i try to decide who to fuck first at the orgy 000
Your Beloved Banjo @banjoplayer.bsky.social · 26/01/2025genius smart sexy awesome amazing cool did i mention sexy gf x bf who argues wiff her bc he likes it when she explains things bc she’s so smart and sexy 000
Reposted by Your Beloved Banjoblue @bluebirdofsorrow.bsky.social · 23/01/2025there arent any spirits or fairies thatre getting silly with it on the battlefield anymore. its all just blood demons and ghouls and metaphors for the human cost of war. i caught a gremlin trying to sabotage my gun but you could tell his heart wasn't even in it like he let me punt him and everything 07219
Reposted by Your Beloved BanjoBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/01/2025We've finally defeated cancel culture. Now people only get fired for criticizing the government 83167862867
Reposted by Your Beloved BanjoTerminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyol.bsky.social · 19/01/2025 1115416
Your Beloved Banjo @banjoplayer.bsky.social · 20/01/2025the world is run by emotionally stunted losers and that’s tea embarrassing 000
Your Beloved Banjo @banjoplayer.bsky.social · 19/01/2025this is what happens when u let gay ppl get bored 000
Your Beloved Banjo @banjoplayer.bsky.social · 18/01/2025ay bro ppl r saying ur bitchless bro. they saying u dont pull bro. they sayin when u die they gonna write u a nobitchuary 010
Your Beloved Banjo @banjoplayer.bsky.social · 17/01/2025it baffles me that people believe in Noah’s Ark but not evolution. like how do these people explain amphibians 😭😭😭 000
Your Beloved Banjo @banjoplayer.bsky.social · 16/01/2025“you can’t eat me out im on my period” literally me: 010
