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Sparky Simon

@bananafist.bsky.social
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🧠 Donkey-ogre hybrid 🪖 Army veteran 🧢 Liberty enthusiast ⚾️ Phillies fan 🖖 Ad Astra

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Sparky Simon @bananafist.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
a new favorite mural, I took this at the NASA Space Center in Houston the other week where I also sat in the flight director’s chair for the upcoming Artemis missions (backstage pass that day)
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Docket_Rocket @docketrocket9999.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
#memes
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MontanaRoots @montanaroots.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
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✨ A Goddess has NO KING ✨ @the-goddess-speaks.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Zelensky’s giving a masterclass in restraint right here. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
“The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born; now is the time of monsters.” — Antonio Gramsci
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Donald is currently laser-focused on the flooding deaths in Texas and taking care of the survivors.
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Sparky Simon @bananafist.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
#Cheers was a big part of my childhood, and #GeorgeWendt, a big part of Cheers. May Vera never find you, buddy. 🍻
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Sparky Simon @bananafist.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I, also, am over 40 and feel this deeply
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Sparky Simon @bananafist.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Honk
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Sparky Simon @bananafist.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Love the new album from @carefulgaze.bsky.social ! Do the right thing and check 'em out now. #music open.spotify.com/album/6xlp02...
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one day this will let you go
Careful Gaze · Single · 2025 · 3 songs
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🍄🌲🍄 @ricknothing.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Two panel meme. Top panel says “How I imagined 2025 as a kid:” with a picture of a beautiful futuristic city. Bottom panel is the sunken eye wojak (I don’t know their real fucking names) saying “the earth is round” and some soyjak replies “SOURCE?”
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Sparky Simon @bananafist.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Deal with it, party full of 80s-movie jock antagonists. 🫳🎤
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Sparky Simon @bananafist.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Snappy #artwork 🫰🫰
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Sparky Simon @bananafist.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Another liberal lie #birdsarentreal
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Sparky Simon @bananafist.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Best to be prepared #lifehacks
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Emily Carter @emilycurates.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
In #Okinawa, coastal fishermen now farm #coral, restoring #reefs like planting trees in a forest. With #ocean temperatures rising, half the world’s coral reefs have already vanished. These farmers are fighting back, one fragment at a time. [Heppoko Taylor]
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Sparky Simon @bananafist.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Beautiful to see foreign relations success at an all time high? Remember when we used to have tense relations with them? All it took was a little shedding of that annoying integrity and courage.
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Sparky Simon @bananafist.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Flipping that narrative.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/04/2025
"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥
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Sparky Simon @bananafist.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Maybe @mlb.com owes a gambling debt to their masters at Fanatics Sports Betting, and that’s why no one is able to watch #openingday #baseball. What a terrific time for a streaming failure.
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Sparky Simon @bananafist.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
⚾️ Happy #OpeningDay! Go @phillies.com!!! ⚾️ #baseball
The Philadelphia Phillies team lined up on the first base line, shoulder to shoulder, facing the crowd inside their ballpark, Citizens Bank Park.
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Sparky Simon @bananafist.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Only at night as my wife is falling asleep.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
BERT: hey ernie do you want some ice cream ERNIE: sure bert BERT: no we only have ice cream do you want it or not ERNIE: i said sure bert BERT: you know what go fuck yourself ernie
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Sparky Simon @bananafist.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Post a pic you saved but haven’t found use for
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Sparky Simon @bananafist.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Shooter McGavin
Ugly Sonic pointing finger guns to ya like Shooter McGavin
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Memedows xD @memedows.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
#memes #meme #edgy #humor
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Artificial Stupidity Engine @stupidityengine.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
#meme #memes #valentinesday
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Artificial Stupidity Engine @stupidityengine.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
#meme #memes #lotr #lordoftherings
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Sparky Simon @bananafist.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Married the world’s biggest #Eagles fan (cause they’re all the biggest fans) but I’m a member of #SteelersNation so this is how I’m bringing the love and support today! #SuperBowl #Steagles #Pennsylvania #Philly #Pittsburgh
Selfie of a man wearing a kelly green t-shirt featuring a 1943 Steagles logo
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Todd Ballowe @toddballowe.com · 09/02/2025
I've been sharing this OutKast meme with my friends, and it deeply saddens me that many didn't get it. #memes #outkast
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Memedows xD @memedows.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
🌡️ #memes #meme #nurse #humor #funny
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Christen Rexing, PhD, MPH @christenrexing.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Crosstich that reads: fuck you I won’t do what you tell me
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Who’s up for a game of ADHD&D? We’ll be playing for the next 78 hours
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
lunar calendar? buddy, we're on earth
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Sparky Simon @bananafist.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
More bagels. Less hate.
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 08/02/2025
Are you not entertained?
scene from TNG "A Fistful of Datas" with Data as the villain Frank. He is standing in the town square in a hat and a long coat with his arms raised to his sides in a shrugging motion.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos
A seagull drinks from a container marked “DOGS ONLY, NO SEAGULLS.”
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Sparky Simon @bananafist.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
May the smell of sweetness bring honor to your house! #cookingtips #startrek #fortheempire
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Sparky Simon @bananafist.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
20 story building, 1/2 a parking garage allocated, and this choice is made. I think it’s safe to say this guy’s never given a woman an orgasm.
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I am my best when I value myself and others. I am at my worst when I forget to see the value in myself and others.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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Sparky Simon @bananafist.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
More good news! The goal of limiting global warming by 2°C by 2100 is now impossible. Neat! Fuck them grandkids am I right?
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Ground News - Top climate scientist declares 2C climate goal 'dead'
Holding long-term global warming to 2 deg C – the fallback target of the Paris climate accord – is now “impossible”, according to a stark analysis published by
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Chéri Buss ✌️ @cheribuss.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
This isn’t circulating enough for people to know about it.
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Sparky Simon @bananafist.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
General Gadsden’s back-up flag.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
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Sparky Simon @bananafist.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Easier to handle than a hot tip. More casual than a pro tip. Something you can go all in on versus just the tip.
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johnatronic.bsky.social @johnatronic.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
#meme #memes #oreo #cookies
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Lesley Aeschliman @ljaesch.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Meme taken from Facebook. #Gecko, #Meme
A picture of a gecko in a glass enclosure with text above the picture reading Can I interest you in some car insurance
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