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Absolutely no idea what is happening. This applies to all aspects of my existence.

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Helen @bambi-helen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's been at least thirteen years since I was last manic.
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Patrick W. Reed @patrickwreed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There's something to be said about how in the US CS Lewis is seen as a writer of Christian apologetics above all else & as a result Narnia is *only* seen as allegory, while in Britain he's seen as an author of beloved children's books, & we find the whole "the lion is Jesus" stuff a bit embarrassing
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Liam Thorp @liamthorp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Tim Worthington @outonbluesix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We really didn't know how lucky we were with radio comedy in the early nineties, with Chris Morris, Armando Iannucci and Lee And Herring up to all kinds of nonsense on several BBC Radio stations at once. Here's an attempt at explaining how great it all was. timworthington.org/2019/12/16/l...
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Looks Unfamiliar: Phil Catterall – It’s Like A Choose Your Own Adventure Of News
Looks Unfamiliar with Phil Catterall talking to Tim Worthington about the Christmas Specials of On The Hour, The Chris Morris Music Show and Lee And Herring. Merry Christmas!
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Helen @bambi-helen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Falsely. Okay. I thought we couldn't libel the dead.
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'No closure' for widow of Leon Brittan after he was falsely accused of abuse
Lady Diana Brittan says her falsely accused late husband's legacy has been permanently tarnished.
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Helen @bambi-helen.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
You can tell me as many times as you like that they're *our* cans of Vimto, but if I break my toe on them, I'm going to be upset.
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Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Andy Burnham should ban whispery girly ukulele cover versions of rock/punk bangers
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East Anglia Bylines @eastangliabylines.co.uk · 27/07/2026
Britain's songbirds are telling us something important: our natural world is under strain. But recovery is possible. By restoring habitats and supporting wildlife-friendly spaces, we can help ensure future generations still wake to birdsong. #Birds Emma Phipps reports
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Breeding bird trends highlight challenges and hope for songbirds
The UK’s songbirds are telling a powerful story about the widespread decline of our environment but also the resilience of some species
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Helen @bambi-helen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
When I saw her in that dress, I thought she looked so amazing that I internet searched the dress.
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Helen @bambi-helen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
God, I love iPlayer. Just finished watching the new series #TheRapture which was great. The iPlayer app: "Haaaave you thought about watching the Antiques Roadshow?"
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🔪Creepy-pants🔪 @crasspants.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A snippet of the popular scrooge post:

509 muppets: there goes mr asshole, there goes mr bitch
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Helen @bambi-helen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I wake up every morning saying this.
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Mike Pullen @mikepullen1969.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Just play Daphne & Celeste again. #totp
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Helen @bambi-helen.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Did you actually fuck off with the pretend Bailey's? Seriously.
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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So... Harry Kane scored those two goals did he, BBC?
BBC video highlight trailer image showing Harry Kane and not Jude Bellingham. Interesting.
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Tracy King @tracyking.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Well I’ve spent the whole of #NorEng drawing the three English lions on a tote bag, time well spent even if we don’t win
A tote bag depicting the three lions of the England team crest but one is Henry’s Cat and one is Bagpuss
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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Folks, we have a RIPCON 3. I believe this is our highest level since doing this
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Helen @bambi-helen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Okay - I'm listening to music, like a normal human. Trying to preempt what people would choose for my funeral. What I would choose: Vide Cor Meum. Into Dust (people WILL WEEP) Blackbird What YouTube would choose for me: Call Me Rusty Sheriff Fatman More than This
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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Please give our capital city its full name: you plan to return to Khan’s London for your safety
NADINE DORRIES: I'm so afraid I plan to lock up my cottage, return to London - and stay there until Ann Widdecombe's killer is behind bars
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Rich Neville @richneville.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Old man in talks to grandchildren shock
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Robert Redford in All The President's Men
ALT: Robert Redford in All The President's Men
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Helen @bambi-helen.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Christmas almighty, I am TIRED.
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Helen @bambi-helen.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
In mum-death news, I've had some money through from the solicitor. Let the DWP know, so I'm fully expecting a SWAT team through my door tomorrow.
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Penelope Keith as Margo in The Good Life
Alt: Penelope Keith as Margo in The Good Life
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 07/07/2026
Have checked and parliamentary prodecure nerds seem pretty sure: if Farage resigned, triggered a by-election, and won, the old investigations could all resume. So unless they're wrong (and I don't think they are), there's no procedural get-out-of-jail card here.
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Helen @bambi-helen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"No, he didn't, dear" is going to stick with me as the worst possible response to a declaration of childhood abuse.
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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This Is America
Alt: This Is America
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
the guy who is an open white supremacist on his far-right propaganda platform & retweets white supremacist conspiracy theories? that guy? it’s a mystery
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Charlotte the Procrastinator @catsbearsandme.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Stop what you're doing and read this 🧵. It's about sheep and life... and stuff.
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Dr Jo Kershaw @mthrjo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This is the sort of thing the Tories used to see as a win…
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@GottaLaff @gottalaff.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"Colonel Deceased"
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Helen @bambi-helen.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I ... cannot disregard the creature.
A post from Fridge Detectives, where people interpret what is in a stranger's fridge.

The title says disregard the creature, but the creature appears to be a goat / demon / chocolate cake. The creature is hypnotic.
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Helen @bambi-helen.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Okay - #TheWitness on Netflix. Poor husband and baby. I remember her murder.
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Helen @bambi-helen.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
This is the entirely duff bear I made thirty five years ago. It's been on my mum's bedside table for decades. Poor thing.
Teddy bear. Slightly wonky.
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Eric Rosen @erosen1.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
If Madison Square Garden is safe for Trump for the NBA Finals it doesn’t seem he needs a $1.2 billion ballroom.
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Helen @bambi-helen.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star Funeral again today. He lived that.
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Dj Bod @djbod1972.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
That’s not how the kiddies want James Bond to look. They want him slightly wrong. @bambi-helen.bsky.social @johnfinnemore.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/FS_Qf...
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Every James Bond Suit in 007 FIRST LIGHT (ALL 39 OUTFITS) 💼✨
YouTube video by pgp
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Helen @bambi-helen.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
No, I'm probably fine. Mostly. Let's call it fine.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Ok, for those of us watching the republic implode and keeping a list of all those complicit, this is now pornography:
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Peter Ellis @almostconverge.kozterulethasznalatienge.day · 18/05/2026
A photo of Guy Goma, the man who was famously (and mistakenly) interviewed live on air on the BBC about some Apple-related lawsuit when he was only there for a job interview for an IT position.
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Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I didn’t know Camilla was a gnome.
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Trump is trying his toxic beta-male handshake, and Charles is having absolutely none of it.
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Helen @bambi-helen.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Rewatching #TheWire
Dominic West in a bush
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James Barr @jamesbarr.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Love the way the photo appears here
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Richard Wells @slipperyjack.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
An update from my dad's workbench. He's carved one of his sheet phantoms skipping over a waxed driftwood pebble, like some kind of seabed creature...
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Helen @bambi-helen.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
It's looking like a beautiful day
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Helen @bambi-helen.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Mandelson. Still, apparently being a slimey human.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 16/04/2026
34,000 doormen, porters, & building workers sustain 3,500 buildings across this city. The gap between the people who serve and the people they serve has gone on long enough. I'll be proudly standing with 32BJ on the picket line. The people who power New York deserve better wages & safer conditions.
People hold signs that say “YES I AM READY TO STRIKE” at a 32BJ union event.Mayor Mamdani speaks at a 32BJ union event.Someone holds a sign that says “WE MAKE NYC HOME” at a 32BJ union event.Mayor Mamdani chats with the 32BJ President Manny Pastreich.
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Byline Times @bylinetimes.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
EXPOSED: How Viktor Orbán Bankrolled the Network Around Reform UK As Hungary’s Prime Minister suffers a historic electoral defeat, Byline Times maps out how his government’s funding arm channelled hundreds of thousands of pounds into organisations at the heart of Britain’s hard right.
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EXPOSED: How Viktor Orbán Bankrolled the Network Around Reform UK
As Hungary’s Prime Minister suffers a historic electoral defeat, Byline Times maps out how his government’s funding arm channelled hundreds of thousands of pounds into organisations at the heart of Britain’s hard right.
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 13/04/2025
The shoes of a toddler, one of the almost 1500 people who drowned on this date in 1912 when the Titanic sank. A small thread for a little kid. 🧵
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