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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Oh, honey . . . That money isn’t there anymore. Bless your hearts for thinking it was.

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Candidate for PM of Canada @baliska.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The 38 Bluesky posters who look most likely to have smelly feet

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Candidate for PM of Canada @baliska.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Trump can eat shit. We are just fine, thanks.

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 15/08/2026

I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.

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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Bombs Iran - pays Iran $300B Sells memecoin for $75 - now worth $2 Endorses candidate - candidate loses "Fixes" reflecting pool - algae blooms, paint peels Goes to Knicks game - Knicks lose Hijacks 250th birthday - no one attends Meddles in World Cup - US loses It's like there's a pattern #ETTD

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Candidate for PM of Canada @baliska.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I open Bluesky every day for a couple minutes hoping to see that it finally happened, but alas, another day of the waking nightmare awaits.

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Marketman52 @marketman52.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

They voted for him after the debate where he ended with 'They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats.' Morons, all of them.

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

MESSENGER: sire, a peasant named humpty dumpty fell off a wall KING: send all my horses and men to put him back together QUEEN: should we not just send a doctor KING: no send all the horses and men ADVISOR: my liege, the castle will be defenseless KING: all of them i said

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𝓔𝔁𝓬𝓵𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓭 𝓜𝓾𝓰𝔀𝓾𝓶𝓹 @excludedmugwump.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Hey, journalists! Could you do us all a favour? Fact check Donald Trump BEFORE you quote him. Then, if he's lying, we don't need the quote. A simple statement "Donald Trump lied again" will do. Save us all a LOT of time - you don't have to write a lot of nonsense, we don't have to read it.

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Candidate for PM of Canada @baliska.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Shouldn’t the headline include ‘but this is not true’?

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Candidate for PM of Canada @baliska.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

It is Trump’s fourth term. All Democrats and leftists have gone into hiding. Famine is rampant. Hiring a black person, when even one white person is unemployed, is a capital crime. “Not on my dadgum watch” says Pope Cletus the First, as he sharpens his guillotine. The angels rejoice.

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Guillotines for Traitors 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦 @sburr741600.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I hear lots of fancy people using lots of fancy data to help explain “the Trump voter”. Trump voters are one of three things: Stupid. Selfish. Or stupid and selfish. It’s just that simple.

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

What’s all the fuss about? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Y'all there is a woman and a black man circling the moon and NASA's mission control+ science teams are so diverse and people are nerding out about science and exploration this is all a gigantic middle finger to the stupid and hate and grotesque ghouls running our country

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

lol okay now what would you do if you were a senator

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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

"But they don't have the votes for impeachment so you can't criticize them for not saying it" is fallacious. Dems don't have the votes to do anything. Even post-midterms, they still wouldn't have the votes to override vetoes, either. It's nonsensical to say they therefore shouldn't advocate stuff.

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𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @nashishereforit.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

There are Marines on a mission to save downed pilots with bounties on their heads in the most perilous place on earth because the president and all his men raped children.

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

why won't he die? why won't they die? why don't they all just fall over dead. everyone living someday has to die. today is a good day to start something new. something new like no longer living. them. not you, not me. but him. and them. why won't they die?

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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 31/03/2026

It’s genuinely a challenge for legal journalists to cover the birthright citizenship case, because one side’s argument is “the Fourteenth’s Amendment intent and text and a century of uninterrupted Supreme Court precedent all support birthright citizenship,” and the other side’s argument is “nuh-UH”

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 31/03/2026

I said this in replies elsewhere, but I want to say it loudly here. Anything other than a fullthroated affirmation of birthright citizenship in this country by SCOTUS is an act of treason. It is grounds for immediate impeachment. It is a violation of every oath they have made.

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

there it is, all 7 continents

screengrab of Mary Shaw's Facebook Post from The 50501 Movement. Image of four people in winter gear who have written NO KINGS in the snow. Caption reads "4 at Deception Island, Antartica"

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Candidate for PM of Canada @baliska.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

And then he drew a perfect Mona Lisa with nothing but a blunt pencil. Grown men were weeping.

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

that dude is still alive wtf

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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

You’d think expensive oil would make our government focus on solar and wind energy, you would of course be wrong

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ceej @ceej.online · 22/03/2026

You may not like it, but there’s actually no universal consensus vis-à-vis blowing up little kids, and in fact suggesting that blowing up little kids is evil is, itself, a form of terrible violence, and furthermore naïve to say, if not outright childish. And you know what we do to children

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Candidate for PM of Canada @baliska.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

I was already going to say that. I’m still going to say that. I can’t fucking wait to say that.

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

A thing that’s fun to think about is that when it happens it will be a GLOBAL celebration. Like there will be video from around the world of people dancing and laughing and singing

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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 15/03/2026

remains wild to me that the GOP is the party that's actually treating their opponents like they're an immediate and dire threat that must be eliminated at all costs meanwhile the Dems are like "hmm not sure I totally agree with all of this but let's hear these guys out, just in case"

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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century. He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again

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Shimanti | Human Consequences @humanconsequences.com · 26/01/2026

Come on 2nd Amendment activists. Surely you understand your rights. You’d be jumping up and down if this was a school shooting, protecting your rights to carry guns. So stand up for PRETTI. Otherwise, you’ve lost your gun argument.

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Candidate for PM of Canada @baliska.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

You are an amazing, patient person, and I don’t know how you do it. Please, never stop.

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Candidate for PM of Canada @baliska.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

And please don’t forget about the Epstein Files

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Candidate for PM of Canada @baliska.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

I just hope he knows how much we are all willing him to finally kick the bucket

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