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badger @badgertastical.bsky.social · 39m
posting wolship fluff to avoid being earnest and sincere on the internet since it's easier to ignore
a digital drawing of chibi estinien from ffxiv giving my warrior of light a smooch
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🎃👻 peppermint.jack-o'-lantern 🎃👻 @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 6h
sickos will rewatch Constantine (2005) and think to themselves, "yes i do want insane angel Tilda Swinton standing over me with her foot on my neck"
a screenshot from the 2005 film "Constantine" showing Tilda Swinton leaning downward with Keanu Reeves out of frame below her. Swinton has a leering smile on her face and her tongue between her teeth
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PunchElf ((comms open)) @punchelf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey friends, I'm in the hole again, so I'm breaking the glass and opening the emergency comms!! I'll only be taking 15 orders this time, so get yours while slots last! ko-fi.com/c/acc2cb9b94
ko-fi.com
EMERGENCY HEADSHOT COMMS
Commission available on Ko-fi.com
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Tabbeigh Cat 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @tabbeigh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dear 30-something lady with license plate M4M4BEAR: I am sorry MAMABEAR was taken, but you have made a terrible mistake.
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my multitudes are anything but contained
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badger @badgertastical.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
trying a new line style for illustrations and all i can think is how goddamn high i'd have been from the smell of the markers if it were traditional instead
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badger @badgertastical.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
1 sentence horror, ffxiv edition: ... fuck, I didn't unlock flying here???
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badger @badgertastical.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
some things are worth fighting for mister frodo
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Halcyon Ember @halcyonember.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I really enjoy going insane on here with all of you
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badger @badgertastical.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they should invent a body that doesn't break down with the passage of time without being a 15th level caster
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badger @badgertastical.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
oop, portal-to-hell-in-stomach day
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good thread. And if you're wondering why the flagship Neiman Marcus store in Dallas has closed, check out the corporate gobbledygook put out by its owner, Exemplar Luxury Group.
"As we continue to take steps to secure a strong future for Neiman Marcus, our optimized store footprint is aimed at aligning our go-forward presence with customer demand and preferences," a company spokesperson said in a statement, adding that Dallas remains an important market for Neiman Marcus.

https://www.wfaa.com/article/money/business/historic-dallas-neiman-marcus-store-to-close-after-more-than-a-century-downtown-dallas/287-117d16c1-d51b-43dc-8b12-e9d9f68a995e
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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pharmaceutical-grade grilled cheese
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anyone else feel like this
A digital illustration of a quetzalcoatlus perched on telephone wires among a flock of crows
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In the words of another freaky metal icon, “Fuckin’ listen to Venom’s ‘Acid Queen’!!!” m.youtube.com/watch?v=TzcH...
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Venom - Acid Queen
YouTube video by NoiseFilthFury
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badger @badgertastical.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my favorite thing about the pvp announcer plugin is when it chooses one of zenos' most unhinged voice lines for the most mundane duties "LET ALL CREATION BE CONSUMED BY OUR RAVENOUS FERVOR" big z, buddy, we're chocobo racing right now and you need to think about switching to decaf
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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh my www.kickstarter.com/projects/dog...
kickstarter.com
Coming soon: The Art of Stan Sakai
Collecting the most recent art from legendary comics creator Stan Sakai.
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badger @badgertastical.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
peter chung 🤝 takeshi koike an animation style so detailed it borders on grotesque and drives badger gaga in the best way
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badger @badgertastical.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if you've never experienced redline and this hasn't convinced you, please check this amv one of my old guildies used to post constantly in discord that won me over immediately:
youtu.be
[ AMV ] Bombs Over Redline [ Redline / Deadmau5 vs Outkast - Ghosts Over Baghdad ]
YouTube video by Hereticked
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Excuse me wtf is this. We all know what's missing here and the obvious absence just makes it more noticeable.
Magic card called Dance with Goblins. David Bowie as the Goblin King is there but his signature bulge is not.
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Alethea Kontis, Witch 🖤 @aletheakontis.com · 01/10/2026
Happy October! 🖤🍁💀🎃
The sweet transvestite from Transylvania tosses off her cloak at the stroke of midnight on October 1 
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badger @badgertastical.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there's something metatextually unhinged about oreos stamped with doctor doom's face, idk
A photo of a package of Oreos branded for the new mcu movie, showing a drawing of Doom levitating one of the cookies
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
rewatching “9 to 5” for the first time in probably 12 years and if there really is a heaven I hope it’s just getting stoned with Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin I love women so much
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🌸Anime Themes🌸 @animethemes.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Anime: BASTARD!! Heavy Metal, Dark Fantasy Style: Opening Track: BLOODY POWER FAME Artist: Coldrain Year: 2022 Studio: LIDENFILMS #Anime #Animesky #AnimeThemes #AnimeOpenings #AnimeOP #BASTARD!! #BASTARD!!HeavyMetalDarkFantasy
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🔞Succboi the Suckubus @jettswole.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Scott Steiner telling whoever it may concern that the numbers don't lie (and that they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice)
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badger @badgertastical.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
like throwing the parsley garnish on the floor after dinner
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badger @badgertastical.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sound absolutely needs to be on for this one
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badger @badgertastical.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the local food bank included like 15 avocados in my parcel today, which as a millennial means i now metaphorically own 4 houses
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badger @badgertastical.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
and as it turns out, the only good thing to come of it. the one show where you watch the opening but skip the actual episode
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badger @badgertastical.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
in the alternate timeline where the cost of living and food insecurity are driving public outcry, the fash remember the "circus" part of the phrase and fix a reboot of "battle of the network stars" across all the streaming services anyway i have incredibly deranged dreams on an empty stomach
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badger @badgertastical.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Clue: Flames on the Side of My Face
Alt: Madeline Kahn's character in Clue, describing the rage that led her to murder: it-it - the f - it ... flame ... Flames. Flames, on the side of my face..."
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badger @badgertastical.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
temple scared the ever-living fuck out of me in all the fairly obvious parts of the story, but it's still home to one of my all-time favorite indy bits:
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going to die
Alt: the scene where he's desperately trying to get willie to pull the insect-infested switch that will stop the trap that will kill them, emphasizing every word of "we are going to die", followed by a very very sad frowny face
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badger @badgertastical.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
has a dropout show ever fallen off harder than smartypants? the "anime subtitles are better than dubs" in 202-fucking-5 was bad enough, now we're doing internet atheist shit
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Avery Storm (they/them) 🔞 | 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 @averystorm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what I’m trying to do: get these blorbos to fuck what the blorbos are doing: fucking it up
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badger @badgertastical.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh, slipknot is touring with manson gotta go edit some playlists 🗑️
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badger @badgertastical.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lrp there were so many fucked up 11 pm conversations in that crystarium inn room that all the furniture should be white plastic patio chairs
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evil guy (comms open!) @shalpilot.etheirys.social · 30/09/2026
having a transmasc wol in shb is crazy is what i’ll say
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badger @badgertastical.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
modern problems require mod ... er... dark age solutions?
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badger @badgertastical.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*werner herzog voice* i would like to see the ff16 event
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badger @badgertastical.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
one part dinosaur, one part squeaky toy, two parts cuddlebug. i love eagles, man
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badger @badgertastical.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh, BLESS, this is amazing, thank you so much for sharing
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✦ CH1KENG | Comms Open ✦ @ch1keng.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
made my first custom brush ever out of pure annoyance that body hair brushes never do what i need them to before -> after
drawing of a big fat hairy man. Brush is a good style! but does not allow for ribboning, resulting in a messy portrayal of chest and stomach hair growth patterns. Brush used is available on Clip Studio Asset Store (Content ID:1970603)Same drawing of the big fat hairy man using my own custom brush. Chest and stomach hair now follows a natural growth pattern due to a ribboning technique, and looks more intentional. YAY!!!!
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badger @badgertastical.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
making a deliberate choice to be legitimately homeless is fucking terrifying, and it all hinges on a guy my partner has known since highschool not being a dick about it
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
really enjoy being a funny-looking goblin. being hot would not suit me
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badger @badgertastical.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the doctor: *an alien perspective that uses morality like a hammer to explain the importance of humanity and the beauty and complexity of what that means* some genAI dipshit: nah it's just about an unreasonable facsimile of david tennant looking bug-eyed and bewildered for 23 minutes
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badger @badgertastical.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i feel like if anything is a little too on the fucking nose, it's using genAI to shit out an episode of doctor who based on a fan script-fic
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badger @badgertastical.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
need someone to do lrp to me, prior sysadmin experience not required but probably helpful
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