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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 8h
things are hattening @truebe.horse @theshrimpening3.bsky.social
Screenshot of my TL showing a post by @truebe.horse and @theshrimpening3

Probably my favorite part of The Thing is how everyone is just supposed to take Kurt Russel’s
hat seriously

Soon hats will be illegal
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
2sday.... going back for more pancake
Grainy photo of yoda from the going back for more olive meme
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
choosy sons choose Mother's Pillow™
Another photo of Robo on my pillowbut now his little face is curled into his paw
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
he's on Mother's Pillow™
Close-up photo of Robo, the perfect all-black cat, curled up on my pillow
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
mind-bogglingly cutting-edge stuff from nyt in 2026
Screenshot of a nyt headline, which reads "indoor cats are getting outside, thanks to 'catios'"
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
anyone wanna live with clavicular and prep his supplements for him and wipe his ass probably? btw, thanks linkedin for saying this is a perfect match for my skills 😃😃
Screenshot of a LinkedIn job post for an executive assistant to clavicular 
It's "not a 9-to-5 admin job" and goes on to mention that it's a live-in position
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
hashtag bloodbaes
Photo of two hello kitty plushies and stickers on a gray tablePhoto of a red bag with hello kitty and friends x American red cross
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
and tomorrow, the deli!
Galadriel from lotr pouring water into a basin
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
BEHOLD
Photo of a cookie sheet with parchment paper and lots of little chocolate chip cookies
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
this u?
Mr. Cavalier about Sunscreen display name
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
here they are fresh outta the oven
Photo of a cookie sheet with parchment paper and a bunch of tiny chocolate chip cookies
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
recipe calls for a HALF TEASPOON of dough per cookie!!
Photo of a cookie sheet with parchment paper and 36 tiny chocolate chip cookies
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
gotta stunt on u hoes with @acat.bsky.social's teef (tofu ground beef) it's so good
Photo of a glass bowl containing "teef" (tofu ground beef)
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
life imitates art bro
Garfield the cat all loafed up and snuggled under a blanketRobo, the perfect all-black cat, fully loafed and snuggled under a blanket
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
thai basil tofu poppin off
Photo of a green bowl with Thai stir fry
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
this website works.... just about as well as my serotonin reuptake inhibitors!!! folks,
Rodney dangerfield on stage doing his thing
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Shaq quote "I owe you an apology. I wasn't really familiar with your game. "
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Fuzzily drawn cartoon of a guy smiling awkwardly and saying "Jesus Christ."
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
chicken angel
Photo of Robo, the perfect all-black cat, curled up under a striped blanket, just his tiny aboutsnoot showing
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
and for their cheese course
Screenshot of an etsy listing for cat bowls that look like cartoon cheese
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Photo of a TV with Jessica from murder she wrote saying "then I lean forward to light your cigarette"
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
u are so brave for telling me 🫶 tysm
Painting of medieval queen knighting a brave young man, but my avi and brenthor's
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@bellatrellia.bsky.social watching rebel without a cause (1955) and the beautiful natalie wood reminds me of u!
Black-and-white photo of Natalie wood
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Photo of a TV screen with " A BLUE SKY FILMS PRESENTATION"
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
pistachio spread recall
Screenshot which reads
The FDA said the product was distributed through Walmart stores in 19 states. These include Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Kansas, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Mexico, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Washington, and Wyoming.

Recalled product info
6.7-ounce glass jar
UPC – 194346207968
Lot code – LB028ACP04
Expiration date – Jan. 28, 2027
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"god i wish that were me" meme
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The "ppl never question if the kid has bad vibes?" etc., tweet, but with "duck moms" instead of deadbeat dads and "duckling" instead of "child"
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Amy's Kitchen said the voluntary recall affects 15,530 cases of the company's "Organic Lentil Soup - Light in Sodium."Where was the recalled soup sold?
According to the same enforcement report from the FDA, the soup was sold in the following states:

Arizona, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Georgia, Iowa, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Maryland, Maine, Missouri, North Carolina, New Hampshire, New Jersey, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Virginia, Washington, and Wisconsin.

The affected soups have a best-by date of April 2027 with the lot number: 60D0924.
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
just put on this set LAST NIGHT and it's already chipping lol
Photo of my hand with a chrome manicure
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
u 2 getting $$ from the chore bureau?? @mrspotatodick.bsky.social @2x2l.bsky.social
Screenshot of two posts on my tl
One is @mrspotatodick "doing laundry and cleaning the bathroom"

and below it is greg "doing chores"
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
hi
Photo of a groundhog with its mouth open
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
found photos from robo's harness adventures (somehow ELEVEN YEARS AGO)
Photo of Robo, the perfect all-black cat, standing in a funny slouchy way outside on some concrete; he's wearing a blue harness and leashRobo wearing the harness again but lying in some green grass
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The affected products are: Zapp’s Brand Bayou Blackened Ranch Potato Chips (1.5oz), Zapp’s Brand Bayou Blackened Ranch Potato Chips (2.5oz), Zapp’s Brand Bayou Blackened Ranch Potato Chips (8oz), Dirty Brand Salt and Vinegar Potato Chips (2oz), Zapp’s Brand Salt and Vinegar Potato Chips (1.5oz), Dirty Brand Maui Onion Potato Chip (2oz), Zapp’s Brand Big Cheezy Potato Chip (2.5oz), Zapp’s Brand Big Cheezy Potato Chip (8oz), and Dirty Brand Sour Cream and Onion Potato Chips (2oz).
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
u rn
Some kind of baby creature in a bowl, gripping the edge of the bowl and looking sooo sleepy
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
going in, wish me luck
Photo of a kitchen counter covered in dishes that need warshing
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
why does this feel like a @baybayfriend.bsky.social creation
Screenshot of a photo of Loa Dalgaard Worm, Forest Stewardship Council Circularity Hub Leader
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Bad luck brian meme
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
much too think about....
Photo of Robo, the perfect all-black cat, sitting up in his little gray bed. He looks contemplative, if slightly confused.
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
mouse dentist rolls in on one of these
Photo of a rolling creeper (thingy mechanics use to slide under a car)
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
#cancheck this is whatever
Photo of a hand holding a can of polar ginger lime mule seltzer
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Screenshot of a people also asked, which says "Does NaCl is a salt?"
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
TUBU SUMMER
The same photo of tubu the all-white cat as above post, but she's been edited to be doing a cannonball into a pool
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
gonna make some watermelon gazpacho ig
Tim heidecker as Howie in the itysl sketch (pre-gazpacho)
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
i suppose they are more like these two (outside of the romantic garden photo) then
Pippin and merry from lotr looking like their mischievous selves
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
listen, i know they're brothers but it's giving
Screencap from lotr of arwen and aragorn having a romantic moment in the woods
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social sweetie we're watching a surfing dog competition and look at 13yo delilah catching some waves lmao
Photo of a TV screen showing said surfing dog, Delilah,  a 13yo king cavalier Delilah is looking somewhat worried on a surfboard
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
normel :)
Screenshot of a chat where "555" is typed and sent at 5:55pm a bunch of times until the last "555" which was sent at 5:56, followed by "FUCK 
!!!!!!!!"
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Stock photo of a blonde woman looking very disgusted
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
do u guys like this drawing of my grandma i did (for my mom's bday) 🥺
Photo of a notebook with a pencil sketch of my grandma sitting in an armchair, reading under a lamp
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
[me looking up at u from about a foot below]
Fuzzy photo of a little kitten looking all the way up at you angrily
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