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Black Lives Matter | wear a mask!! 🚫no AI anything whatsoever, keep that shit away from me🚫 pls use alt text

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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 6h
they're boosting the economy and ur not laughing
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Constance Trouble @constancetrouble.bsky.social · 10h
Urgent help needed: No job, and I need to put together $300 for rent (and grocery $) by tomorrow EleanorIsWeird on Cash App and Venmo. Anything helps, thank you.
Black cat making biscuits on a blanket. He's having a great time
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 12h
gm!!
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 12h
lmfao
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Sameer Ashar @sameer-ashar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is my nephew, please forward to your networks, esp any University of Maryland students.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
crab man u sound so normal!!!!
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
her face as she looks back at the metal detector lol
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
president of the Delicate Thumb Association 🫵
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oh my GOD pearl
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lifehack
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yea, the bugs can use their bug monies at the vending machine for bug snacks/treats
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bug vending machine
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yoooo
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's fucked up!!
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/badb...
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"now imagine it worse" got me lol
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
k imma try to sleep now; gn
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this is so evocative
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
💜
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
big mistake HUGE
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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
not a fucking chance. get a blog dip shit
a bluesky thread indicator "1/25." and would you believe the thread starts awful and gets worse?
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i was literally on ur page last night wondering how u were holding up glad to see u here and wow what a journey ur going through, friend 💜
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
that's so cool!!! have a great trip!!
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
oh thank goodness! 💜💜
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
mind-bogglingly cutting-edge stuff from nyt in 2026
Screenshot of a nyt headline, which reads "indoor cats are getting outside, thanks to 'catios'"
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
heard ur da doesn't know how to cut apples lmao
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
thank u!!
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
is haunted pepsi ok?
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
and before returning your room key, be sure to stop by the dining room to check out our famous haunted pasta salad
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 13/07/2024
welcome to my haunted archipelago 🫴
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
of course u do -- it's The Thinking Man's Headache!
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haunted juliefriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
there should be a number you can call if you feel weird
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
wowwe
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
fucking gross im so sorry rogs
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/badb...
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
telling the customer service rep i hope their loved ones flourish in the garden of their life
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sending u the best blood vibes queen 🩸🩸🩸✨️
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ok so it was fast, as u said dear midgie not exactly painful for me but very awkward and lizard brain was freaking out during the squishing 😄
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
mom went thru chemo and the works and is thankfully fine now but mammograms are fraught with danger as it turns out mom and both sisters have "dense breast tissue" which requires extra scans and several biopsies let's see what's inside these suckers i guess!
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's very funny to me to be so nonchalant about it like this when OG bisquers know that when i was going thru my cancer, my mom was diagnosed with breast cancer within 3 weeks
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
glad to hear it as it's my first one 🥺
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
getting my honker's (aka jugs 🏺🏺) pancaked 🥞 by a radioactive ☢️ robut 🤖 in a couple of hours 🕐; prayers 🙏🙏 up for ur bisque 😜
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spooky w˖.🍂.ೃ࿔🦇:・ @hotcheetoyo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hi guys, my grandma passed away this past weekend & we created a fundraiser to cover funeral/burial costs. she is an incredible woman who dedicated her life to giving back to the community, she would give the shoes of her feet to anyone in need. please share if you can’t donate💗 gofund.me/0ce426508
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Donate to Mary Lou Rennaker’s Funeral & Burial Services, organized by Weslene Fernandez
My name is Weslene, granddaughter of Mary Lou Rennaker, and I… Weslene Fernandez needs your support for Mary Lou Rennaker’s Funeral & Burial Services
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i've never seen these before, so interested in what they taste like!! (ig asparagus lol)
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🦧 (scary) @fionadelraeski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
there is too much happening
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
one is humble, like a day-one friend and supporter 🫶
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
chicken falconry
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