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Let Me Help You Fuck Up Your Day~ "Oops my bad" She/They/A Problem Born in '89 Got One Good Knee PNW Cryptid My art is posted @hotsauce89.bsky.social

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Hot Sauce™️ 🎨 @hotsauce89.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I must have watched that video 5 times today. #AllYouHadToDoWasPayUsEnoughToFuckingLive #Art #ProtestArt #BurnItDown
A simple digital drawing of a roll of toilet paper with the end on fire. The words "all you had to do was pay us enough to fucking live" are written around it.
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Odysseus pr̶o̶b̶a̶b̶l̶y̶ had ADHD
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
A meme of a turkey being placed into a refrigerator and the words "I don't know who needs to hear this but it's time to move the frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil"
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I'm not sure that I think it's a good idea to encourage people who think they might have ADHD to do all the research they can on ADHD
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
This has been my life the last 2 months~ ✨️Mr. Henry Allen Flapjack✨️
A photo of a small tricolored cowboy corgi sitting in a leaf filled sand box with sand coating his nose
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MASHFanficChick @mashfanficchick.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
“Yes, I agree we shouldn’t let perfect be the enemy of good. But this is not good. This is not even neutral. This is bad. And I am concerned that you do not seem to understand that.”
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
The Spotted Hyena is one of my top 3 favorite wild animals (the others being bears and orca whales.) They are also considered a Keystone Species. And deserve so much more love and respect than they often get.
A photo of a spotted hyena standing in grass with the words "UGLY THINGS HAVE VALUE" written around it.
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
The North American Alligator is one of my favorite animals. Did you know that they create "Gator Holes" that collect water and become effective oasis during the dry season? Between that and being an apex predator, they are considered a Key Stone Species.
A photo of a fat and happy looking alligator sitting in a body of water with the words "UGLY THINGS HAVE VALUE" written around it.
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Opossums are neat! They are highly resistant to snake venom, and almost entirely immune to rabies! They eat ticks and help clean up our neighborhoods! And they have cute little fingerless gloves!
A close up photo of an opossum with its mouth open and thr words "UGLY THINGS HAVE VALUE" surrounding it.
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
(Tbf I think all species of bats are cute- but I also know that, in general, a lot of people have irrational fears surrounding these silly little guys.)
A close up photo of a small bat covered in pollen. The words "UGLY THINGS HAVE VALUES" surround his little face.
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Never bring a microphone to a gunfight
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Joseph Goebbels was married and had SIX (6) children. That's 3X's more than Charlie Kirk. And he *also* never actually directly killed anyone.... but that doesn't mean he isn't also one of histories monsters.
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Okay guys, hear me out here- maybe his neck just did that spontaneously???
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Don't Call Me A Nimbus @dontcallmeanimbus.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
It's good that snakes can't drive. Because there could be a time a snake is driving alone when it sheds and then is tempted to use the second skin to fraudulently use the carpool lane. Quite honestly that would not help the reputation of snakes at all.
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
oh, you're a terrorist? name all- wait really? do you have like a bomb on you? does it have games on it?
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
And Dakota is also here! #SecretLivesOfMormomWives #reunionspecial #TheFifthBeatle
A screen shot from the reunions special of season 2 Secret Lives Of Mormon Housewives. It shows Dakota (a very mid blue eyed white man with brown hair in a suit) mid blink as it looks like he is picking his nose. The title attached to him says "Dakota | 32 | Taylor's Baby" and the closed captioning reads 
"I'm Da- Dakota."
"-[Jacob] Happy to be here."

He is awkwardly reintroduced himself even though he has been out here for over 25 minutes. It is very silly.
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Tony Strak would rather build a whole ai simulation rather than go to fucking Therapy #MCU
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
My other #MCU ship is Stark/Banner #ScienceBoyfriends
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Hey, those of you who ship #Stucky (steve/bucky) in the #MCU - what's the general concensus on who is The Top?
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 28/03/2025
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Keith Edwards @keithedwards.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
remember, kids: steal your parents' wallets and buy fentanyl
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
If you would have told me that 2025 was the year I would go feral for a ship involving John Turturro and Christopher Walken... I would have been confused, surprised, yet very delighted at the prospect. #Severance
A screenshot of two elderly men, John Turturro and Christopher Walken, as their characters in the TV show Severance, standing close together in a plan filled room. Their forheads are touching, and their eyes are closed. A subtitle reads, "Stay here with me."
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pussyfullawasps 🗡️ joa (they) @pussyfullawasps.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
smol vs thicc doge meme but it’s a crying possum and a buff possum wearing a straw hat and black and red bandana 

first one says NOBODYS COMING TO SAVE US

second one says WE CAN ALL SAVE EACH OTHER WITH DIRECT ACTION, MUTUAL AID, AND RADICAL SOLIDARITY

shared from prairie possum co-op https://www.facebook.com/share/1526Ec8RY7/?mibextid=wwXIfr
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Today is The Ides Of March, and it would be a great opportunity for some democratic (or hey, even republican- I'm not picky...) senators to do something hilarious and, in turn, earn my eternal respect.
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
It's a Shrimp Cocktail.... because Flamingo. I am very funny. (Please clap.)
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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
He died doing what he loved, flagrantly violating OSHA regulations. The real offense is the government telling people what to do. It is an attack on freedom.
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Screen Tones Cast @screentonescast.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
MISSING: TABLET PEN! Maybe we could find it over in the shop, on a shirt? hivemill.com/products/mis...
A missing poster, digital art.
Text reads: MISSING
My tablet pen
Last seen: in my hand
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 11/03/2025
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
A federal judge in Washington, D.C., ruled that DOGE is subject to government transparency laws, allowing the public to access government records—a legal defeat for the White House, which had designated DOGE as an office exempt from open records laws.
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The Call is Coming From Ianside the House @ianfortey.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I spent 6 hours sewing raspberries together to make this fuckin' beret and birds ate it off my head in like 3 minutes.
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 10/03/2025
okay but his hair looks extremely healthy.
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 17/07/2024
wait did y'all know about this?
teenage Bulma from Dragonball in her iconic pink dress that says "BULMA" in black text with a white border. She's in a classic Dragonball fighting mesa, and has her turquoise hair pulled up in a ponytailAdult Vegeta from Dragonball Z, wearing his iconic "Bad Man" pink button up shirt. The back of the shirt says "BADMAN" in black caps with a white border. the font and shirt color is perfectly identical to teen Bulma's BULMA dress
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
The Full Monty (1997) is an underrated classic.
A screenshot of two men standing on the roof of a car submerged in an urban waterway. A boy is walking across a steel beam from the top of the car to dry land.A screenshot of three men sitting on a grassy hillside overlooking a gray English city. Two of them are smoking cigarettes, and the other is smiling.A screenshot of two men in red thongs hopping over backyard brick walls separating small English backyards. There are many clothes lines with wash drying. They have just stolen some of this laundry. A subtitle at the bottom of the screen reads "-whoo-hoo! -(laughing)"A screenshot of 6 men standing on a stage, all naked except for the hats they are holding over their crotches. They are also all holding red leather thongs in their off hands.
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 05/03/2025
Think we’ve forgotten about the time that Elon was booed so badly by fans of Dave Chapelle (of all people) that he locked himself in his office and Twitter employees considered calling the cops to do a wellness check. What I’m saying is we can go harder.
screenshot that reads Elon Musk almost needed SFPD wellness check after ‘breakdown,’ getting booed at Dave Chappelle show ‘He got to a point where he locked himself in his office, was so upset’ that Twitter employees feared he would hurt himself, the author of a new book says about the billionaire
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 05/03/2025
ectoplasm is just ghost jizz prove me wrong
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 05/03/2025
what if we killed god? she's sleeping nows the perfect time let's go
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Growing and selling (black market?) crops
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
so like what are we just supposed to keep doing this every day?
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Just Call Me Frank @justcallmefrank.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
You made it to Friday! Good job.
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Cats That Heal Your Depression @000.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Sure- do a bunch of ketamine by yourself on a Thursday morning. Absolutely No Way this will negatively affect your (already strained) relationships with your immediate family. #BadAdvice #DadAdvice
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Did you know it's illegal to say * **** ** **** *** *********
Whitest Kids U Know
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a Benjamin @abenjamin.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Dying over this meme variation
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Scientists announced today that no one listens to them anyway, so just go nuts
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Photo taken moments before their cross country bank robbing spree. From my collection, no documented date/info.
Black and white photo of two white children, in pristine white garments standing in front of a wooden house porch. The porch floor is around shoulder height to the taller of the two kids, and a shorthaired grey tuxedo cat peers through the railing in the perfect spot to be included in the portrait. All three look very serious and slightly angry.
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