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Let Me Help You Fuck Up Your Day~ "Oops my bad" She/They/A Problem Born in '89 Got One Good Knee PNW Cryptid My art is posted @hotsauce89.bsky.social

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Hot Sauce™️ 🎨 @hotsauce89.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I must have watched that video 5 times today. #AllYouHadToDoWasPayUsEnoughToFuckingLive #Art #ProtestArt #BurnItDown
A simple digital drawing of a roll of toilet paper with the end on fire. The words "all you had to do was pay us enough to fucking live" are written around it.
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Odysseus pr̶o̶b̶a̶b̶l̶y̶ had ADHD
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
A meme of a turkey being placed into a refrigerator and the words "I don't know who needs to hear this but it's time to move the frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil"
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I'm not sure that I think it's a good idea to encourage people who think they might have ADHD to do all the research they can on ADHD
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I didn't realize this was happening to me due to my use of alt text? How annoying. I don't wanna disable that function but also I got cute puppy pictures I wanna share....
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
This has been my life the last 2 months~ ✨️Mr. Henry Allen Flapjack✨️
A photo of a small tricolored cowboy corgi sitting in a leaf filled sand box with sand coating his nose
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MASHFanficChick @mashfanficchick.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
“Yes, I agree we shouldn’t let perfect be the enemy of good. But this is not good. This is not even neutral. This is bad. And I am concerned that you do not seem to understand that.”
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
You can ask 😇
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
The Spotted Hyena is one of my top 3 favorite wild animals (the others being bears and orca whales.) They are also considered a Keystone Species. And deserve so much more love and respect than they often get.
A photo of a spotted hyena standing in grass with the words "UGLY THINGS HAVE VALUE" written around it.
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
The North American Alligator is one of my favorite animals. Did you know that they create "Gator Holes" that collect water and become effective oasis during the dry season? Between that and being an apex predator, they are considered a Key Stone Species.
A photo of a fat and happy looking alligator sitting in a body of water with the words "UGLY THINGS HAVE VALUE" written around it.
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Opossums are neat! They are highly resistant to snake venom, and almost entirely immune to rabies! They eat ticks and help clean up our neighborhoods! And they have cute little fingerless gloves!
A close up photo of an opossum with its mouth open and thr words "UGLY THINGS HAVE VALUE" surrounding it.
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
(Tbf I think all species of bats are cute- but I also know that, in general, a lot of people have irrational fears surrounding these silly little guys.)
A close up photo of a small bat covered in pollen. The words "UGLY THINGS HAVE VALUES" surround his little face.
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Never bring a microphone to a gunfight
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Joseph Goebbels was married and had SIX (6) children. That's 3X's more than Charlie Kirk. And he *also* never actually directly killed anyone.... but that doesn't mean he isn't also one of histories monsters.
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Okay guys, hear me out here- maybe his neck just did that spontaneously???
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Don't Call Me A Nimbus @dontcallmeanimbus.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
It's good that snakes can't drive. Because there could be a time a snake is driving alone when it sheds and then is tempted to use the second skin to fraudulently use the carpool lane. Quite honestly that would not help the reputation of snakes at all.
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
oh, you're a terrorist? name all- wait really? do you have like a bomb on you? does it have games on it?
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Yes, I haven't posted anything in 2 months, and *this* is what I come back with. You're welcome.
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
And Dakota is also here! #SecretLivesOfMormomWives #reunionspecial #TheFifthBeatle
A screen shot from the reunions special of season 2 Secret Lives Of Mormon Housewives. It shows Dakota (a very mid blue eyed white man with brown hair in a suit) mid blink as it looks like he is picking his nose. The title attached to him says "Dakota | 32 | Taylor's Baby" and the closed captioning reads 
"I'm Da- Dakota."
"-[Jacob] Happy to be here."

He is awkwardly reintroduced himself even though he has been out here for over 25 minutes. It is very silly.
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I think this was my 1000th post on this weird backwater site and I am okay with that.
A screen cap of my page with 999posts highlighted.

I am very drunk right now and I have auto alt text on otherwise I would not be here. Please tell me is this is something that helps you or that you just read out of curiosity. I need to know that my efforts are not wasted.

I try to be a decent human but I think i do it begrudgingly and out of spite and thus I will never actually be a Good Person. 

I am really just drowning in my sense of self (or lack there of) rn. I need to know that this means something.

...

Also my friends cat just barfed and I have to go pick it up.
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Tony Strak would rather build a whole ai simulation rather than go to fucking Therapy #MCU
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Or maybe I already did know subconsciously, but years of smoking weed and a few TBIs have definitely made my memory a Fun Grab Bag.
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I am not a bit MCU fangirlie, but I have been on a rewatching/drinking binge (lolsob I am not well my dudes) this last week and I did not know that their official fan name was already Science Boyfriends
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
My other #MCU ship is Stark/Banner #ScienceBoyfriends
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I hope it's Steve being a service top and Bucky a power bottom because that is the only thing that makes sense.
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I haven't been active in over a month (my brain is not my friend rn) and its really amusing that this is getting some traction. Thank you, random strangers.
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
My general impression is that they switch as needed but in general, Steve is a Service Top and Bucky is a Power Bottom/Pillow Princess
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I, too, am Stebe
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
As I said- Bucky has Baby Girl vibes
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Switching but also Steve is a Service Top for sure
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I was thinking primarily switch as well
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
That's the vibe I am getting?
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I'm rewatching The Captain America movies, and Bucky is very Baby Girl
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Hey, those of you who ship #Stucky (steve/bucky) in the #MCU - what's the general concensus on who is The Top?
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 28/03/2025
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Keith Edwards @keithedwards.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
remember, kids: steal your parents' wallets and buy fentanyl
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
If you would have told me that 2025 was the year I would go feral for a ship involving John Turturro and Christopher Walken... I would have been confused, surprised, yet very delighted at the prospect. #Severance
A screenshot of two elderly men, John Turturro and Christopher Walken, as their characters in the TV show Severance, standing close together in a plan filled room. Their forheads are touching, and their eyes are closed. A subtitle reads, "Stay here with me."
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pussyfullawasps 🗡️ joa (they) @pussyfullawasps.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
smol vs thicc doge meme but it’s a crying possum and a buff possum wearing a straw hat and black and red bandana 

first one says NOBODYS COMING TO SAVE US

second one says WE CAN ALL SAVE EACH OTHER WITH DIRECT ACTION, MUTUAL AID, AND RADICAL SOLIDARITY

shared from prairie possum co-op https://www.facebook.com/share/1526Ec8RY7/?mibextid=wwXIfr
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Today is The Ides Of March, and it would be a great opportunity for some democratic (or hey, even republican- I'm not picky...) senators to do something hilarious and, in turn, earn my eternal respect.
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The Bad Advice Booth @badadvicebooth.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
It's a Shrimp Cocktail.... because Flamingo. I am very funny. (Please clap.)
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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
He died doing what he loved, flagrantly violating OSHA regulations. The real offense is the government telling people what to do. It is an attack on freedom.
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Screen Tones Cast @screentonescast.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
MISSING: TABLET PEN! Maybe we could find it over in the shop, on a shirt? hivemill.com/products/mis...
A missing poster, digital art.
Text reads: MISSING
My tablet pen
Last seen: in my hand
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 11/03/2025
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
A federal judge in Washington, D.C., ruled that DOGE is subject to government transparency laws, allowing the public to access government records—a legal defeat for the White House, which had designated DOGE as an office exempt from open records laws.
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Let the Right One Ian @ianfortey.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I spent 6 hours sewing raspberries together to make this fuckin' beret and birds ate it off my head in like 3 minutes.
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