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Jared

@baconboi.bsky.social
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Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I was trying to insult my friends and auto-correct just changed "mongrels" to "congress" I kept it, realizing that was the far worse insult.
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Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
@mjmckean.bsky.social I am a big fan of your work. Did you ever read for the Chevy Chase role on the NBC show Community? It woulda been back around 2009. You would have crushed that role. Chevy infamously clashed with most everyone on set. Anyway, cheers. ST2 is gonna rock!
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BRFCS @brfcs.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
The new 4000 Holes podcast is out now, previewing the season to come. Are Rovers more of a muddy hill or a dodgy shoulder? ⚪️🔵 www.brfcs.com/podcasts/the...
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The 'What Now?' Show - 20 Minutes From The Play Offs
The Essential Pre-Season Review
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Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
If anyone's wondering where all the Proud Boys, 3%ers, and other facists losers have been during the protests... They are all employed by ICE now.
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Vidiots @vidiots.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
In a night of pure magic with the incomparable @thejoedante.bsky.social and some gremlin friends, we had the best time at our sold out screening of GREMLINS 2 on 35mm (big shout out to our projectionists who helped make the night so unforgettable)
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Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social Can you, for shits and giggles, rewrite my joke? Me just a simple cave man. "Have you ever read or seen 'A Portrait of Dorian Gray'? SPOILER ALERT: The painting at end is Joe Rogan."
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BRFCS @brfcs.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
The final 4000 Holes podcast of the season is here…⚪️🔵 Join @rogwhiteside.bsky.social @ianherbert95.bsky.social @rorylarmer.bsky.social @mcderples.bsky.social @baconboi.bsky.social in dissecting the 24/25 season. www.brfcs.com/podcasts/the...
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The 'What Now?' Show - Season 24-25 Reviewed
The Essential Season Review
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Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
@zachlowenba.bsky.social Whats the rate of non-Steph games in which Draymond has fouled out/ejected/DNP? Like, it could be 50% right?
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Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Spida Mitchell is dinged for sure. He's not moving right.
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Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Tough time to be both a Yank and a #Rovers fan. Just lost out on a playoff spot and a mostly-functional democracy in the same few weeks.
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Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
America has become the Steven Seagal of actors.
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Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
@zachlowenba.bsky.social Amped for your new show! You are a good dude and the NBA world is better with you in it. Please talk about Dean Wade in episode 1. Thank you, sir.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
We're doing these racists a big favor when we pretend their project is in any way based on actual grievance with modern DEI policy. They just want to promote the belief that no non-white person has ever been worthy of any praise or qualified for any honor or position
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
We don't spend a penny on marketing. It's all word of mouth for @costplusdrugs.com That's how we keep prices so low. Please spread the word !
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Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
This #Rovers team has the body language of a man waiting for a vasectomy.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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Katie Heindl @wtevs.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
the week’s BASKETBALL FEELINGS is about empathy turning into a finite resource, something we only give with promise of return plus: embiid knee, trump’s fear, and how the trickledown of tone in nba punditry gives us permission to flatten people
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Empathy's expiry date
How fear and individualism is turning our most expansive human quality finite.
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Martin Matishak @martinmatishak.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
EXCLUSIVE: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth last week ordered U.S. Cyber Command to stand down from all planning against Russia, including offensive digital actions. On @therecordmedia.bsky.social therecord.media/hegseth-orde...
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Exclusive: Hegseth orders Cyber Command to stand down on Russia planning
The secretary of Defense has ordered U.S. Cyber Command to stand down from all planning against Russia, including offensive digital actions, sources tell Recorded Future News.
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Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
To all my Euro friends and followers, I apologize America gave up a two goal lead, in stoppage time of the Cold War Derby, versus Russia. Gotta say, I thought we had this thing won.
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Opt out tomorrow!
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Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Gene Hackman didn't give a shit about accents or methods. He had one pitch, and for 30+ years, it was unhittable. It always hurts a bit more when it's a fellow Marine. RIP
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Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Watching #Cavs vs #Magic and Goga Bitadze's hair... Are we sure that's not an undercover agent in a wig; trying to foil some Naked Gun/Sudden Death style attack? #NBA #Iamhigh
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Science Friday @scifri.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Last October, we took a trip to the World Forestry Center in Portland, Oregon, for a daylong exploration of lichen—the fuzzy growths often found on trees, roofs, and gravestones. Two experts joined us to discuss the fascinating world of lichen and their role in a changing climate.
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What Lichen Tell Us About Ecology, Air Quality, And More
Ira is joined on stage by experts in Portland, Oregon, to talk about the amazing world of lichen and their role in a changing climate.
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Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I like Ryan Hedges. He seems like a nice human being. But sub him off. I give zero shits about his ego right now. He's not right and it's costing us big time. #rovers
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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This Is the Way to Stop Elon Musk
Senate Democrats have the power to block federal contracts to Tesla and SpaceX. It’s the path to pushing Musk out of politics.
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Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
#Dolan trying to head the ball is like a German trying to salsa. If find it amusing, every time. #Rovers
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FC Bayern @miasanmia.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Banner by Celtic fans in the stadium [📸 Julian Buhl]
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Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Anyone remember the era where people tried to debate who was better LeBron or Melo?
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Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Big Papa Puff with the brace! What a statement by #Rovers It tracks too, when thing are a mess in the office, take it out at the gym. Today could've easily gone south. Proud of dem boiz. 💙🤍
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/02/2025
Raskin: "Yesterday, Donald Trump banned the Associated Press, a 179-year-old newspaper organization, from the White House because it declines to call the Gulf of Mexico the "Gulf of America." This is straight up press censorship based on retaliatory viewpoint discrimination."
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BRFCS @brfcs.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
The emergency, fall out (falling out?) podcast is here as we digest the news & try to make sense of what is going on at Ewood right now…⚪️🔵 www.brfcs.com/articles/400...
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Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
It's no secret #Rovers run a toxic workplace. As a Yank, I am free and clear to change my allegiance at any time. But 22 years later, I am still here. Why? I have no idea. But here I stand. And here I'll stay. Let the storm rage on. The cold never bothered me anyway. #Blackburn #Eustace
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BRFCS @brfcs.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
The new 4000 Holes podcast is out now as the ‘What Now?’ Show returns to review January & all that entails…👀⚪️🔵 www.brfcs.com/articles/400...
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NBA Stat @nbastat.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Dennis Schroder has officially completed the NBA rainbow challenge 😭 (via NBAWorld) #NBA
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Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
The #Celtics are so lucky Drippy Dean Wade and Okoro are out tonight for the #Cavs Strus doesn't have the juice to stop Jaylen Brown.
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Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
#Mavs and #Lakers are meeting in the play-in. That's going to be one, magical #NBA game.
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Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
People are obsessed with conspiracies. So pls, everyone, stop what you are doing and dissect this #LukaDoncic deal for the next calendar year. A deal that NOBODY saw coming and the makes ZERO sense.
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Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Using AI to make art is like stealing 10,000 pennies from 10,000 different people and then saying, LOOK! I EARNED A THOUSAND BUCKS TODAY. PAT ME ON THE BACK PLEASE. No.
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Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Honest, 100% sincere question: Is a lack of self awareness America's #1 export?
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Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
@zachlowenba.bsky.social Did you listen to the latest BS pod w Eddie Johnson? Holy Mackeral. EJ makes Charles Barkley sound like Carl Sagan.
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Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
Twitter is down and I think hacked. And I love it.
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Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 14/01/2024
People are so unoriginal with their 3 wishes from a genie. My first wish would be to to zip around the world with the ability to jump through, and pause, time, starting during the Cambrian Explosion. I had so much fun playing with trilobites and riding dinosaurs, I'd forget I had two more wishes.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 13/01/2024
Now THIS is what community notes are for, @tomhamilton.bsky.social
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