Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 17/08/2025I was trying to insult my friends and auto-correct just changed "mongrels" to "congress" I kept it, realizing that was the far worse insult. 010
Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 09/08/2025@mjmckean.bsky.social I am a big fan of your work. Did you ever read for the Chevy Chase role on the NBC show Community? It woulda been back around 2009. You would have crushed that role. Chevy infamously clashed with most everyone on set. Anyway, cheers. ST2 is gonna rock! 000
Reposted by JaredBRFCS @brfcs.bsky.social · 06/08/2025The new 4000 Holes podcast is out now, previewing the season to come. Are Rovers more of a muddy hill or a dodgy shoulder? ⚪️🔵 www.brfcs.com/podcasts/the...brfcs.comThe 'What Now?' Show - 20 Minutes From The Play OffsThe Essential Pre-Season Review 388
Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 24/07/2025If anyone's wondering where all the Proud Boys, 3%ers, and other facists losers have been during the protests... They are all employed by ICE now. 010
Reposted by JaredVidiots @vidiots.bsky.social · 23/07/2025In a night of pure magic with the incomparable @thejoedante.bsky.social and some gremlin friends, we had the best time at our sold out screening of GREMLINS 2 on 35mm (big shout out to our projectionists who helped make the night so unforgettable) 211573514
Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 07/06/2025@pattonoswalt.bsky.social Can you, for shits and giggles, rewrite my joke? Me just a simple cave man. "Have you ever read or seen 'A Portrait of Dorian Gray'? SPOILER ALERT: The painting at end is Joe Rogan." 000
Reposted by JaredBRFCS @brfcs.bsky.social · 21/05/2025The final 4000 Holes podcast of the season is here…⚪️🔵 Join @rogwhiteside.bsky.social @ianherbert95.bsky.social @rorylarmer.bsky.social @mcderples.bsky.social @baconboi.bsky.social in dissecting the 24/25 season. www.brfcs.com/podcasts/the...brfcs.comThe 'What Now?' Show - Season 24-25 ReviewedThe Essential Season Review 065
Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 11/05/2025@zachlowenba.bsky.social Whats the rate of non-Steph games in which Draymond has fouled out/ejected/DNP? Like, it could be 50% right? 000
Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Spida Mitchell is dinged for sure. He's not moving right. 000
Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Tough time to be both a Yank and a #Rovers fan. Just lost out on a playoff spot and a mostly-functional democracy in the same few weeks. 040
Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 09/04/2025He's not correct. He's a also worse than an obnoxious prick, he is a pathetic sack of rancid worms. 000
Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 07/04/2025I am convinced he is an actual sack of real worms. When he expires, it'll be even worse. Smarter people will take the big chair. They will worship him. They will erect statues of him. Our kids will grow up in the shadows of a tyrannical toddler. 000
Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 01/04/2025@zachlowenba.bsky.social Amped for your new show! You are a good dude and the NBA world is better with you in it. Please talk about Dean Wade in episode 1. Thank you, sir. 000
Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Also "fit" should factor in veteran leadership. The Grizz don't have a single player 30 years old. That's the front office playing NBA2k instead of actual life, where leadership and experience matters a great deal over a long season. 000
Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 31/03/2025You are right, but what if it's also because he has the personality of a mortician? 000
Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Do you mean "he talks" about how he is just about the basketball? Actions speak louder than words. Try as you may, we aren't forgetting those Brooklyn years or press conferences. 100
Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 31/03/2025KD is the Resident Evil of film franchises. Very successful by many metrics, but nobody is sitting around talking about how much they LOVE that franchise and how important it is to them, or cinema at large. 000
Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Does no one here understand how fucking gross that is? If all that matters to them is getting rich off crypto, we have failed as a society and we are fucked either way. 020
Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 24/03/2025The same young men who are responsible for anime porn being the top selling games on Steam, the same young men who flood 4chan with 'mass murder dares' and snuff memes. Fuck em and fuck crypto. 000
Reposted by JaredRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 16/03/2025We're doing these racists a big favor when we pretend their project is in any way based on actual grievance with modern DEI policy. They just want to promote the belief that no non-white person has ever been worthy of any praise or qualified for any honor or position 141455418
Reposted by JaredMark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 14/03/2025We don't spend a penny on marketing. It's all word of mouth for @costplusdrugs.com That's how we keep prices so low. Please spread the word ! 979340449077
Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 12/03/2025This #Rovers team has the body language of a man waiting for a vasectomy. 212
Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 09/03/2025A nugget of wiz I always share w 20-somethings: When you travel overseas, bring a pack of American cigarettes with you. They unlock hidden dialogue options. 000
Reposted by JaredKatie Heindl @wtevs.bsky.social · 02/03/2025the week’s BASKETBALL FEELINGS is about empathy turning into a finite resource, something we only give with promise of return plus: embiid knee, trump’s fear, and how the trickledown of tone in nba punditry gives us permission to flatten peoplebasketballfeelings.comEmpathy's expiry dateHow fear and individualism is turning our most expansive human quality finite. 34910
Reposted by JaredMartin Matishak @martinmatishak.bsky.social · 28/02/2025EXCLUSIVE: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth last week ordered U.S. Cyber Command to stand down from all planning against Russia, including offensive digital actions. On @therecordmedia.bsky.social therecord.media/hegseth-orde...therecord.mediaExclusive: Hegseth orders Cyber Command to stand down on Russia planningThe secretary of Defense has ordered U.S. Cyber Command to stand down from all planning against Russia, including offensive digital actions, sources tell Recorded Future News. 88384274873
Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 28/02/2025To all my Euro friends and followers, I apologize America gave up a two goal lead, in stoppage time of the Cold War Derby, versus Russia. Gotta say, I thought we had this thing won. 010
Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Gene Hackman didn't give a shit about accents or methods. He had one pitch, and for 30+ years, it was unhittable. It always hurts a bit more when it's a fellow Marine. RIP 000
Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Oh "magique"? I see you play the fancy version. Cards sheathed in the finest silks. Fresh crumpets betwixt every round. Carry on, yer majesty. 010
Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Ya know what they say... One mediocre podcast dies, 10 more take its' place. Like some unholy hubris-hydra. 110
Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Extremely short stints indeed. Top three accents one doesn't want a lecture in: (In no particular order) US, French, RP Ya know, the colonial ones lol. My theory is Rovers need a Jamaican manager. Or a Hawaiian maybe? Both are good. 000
Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Enjoy that Jimmy Buckets honeymoon. For real. Enjoy. Because he will nuke your franchise when he's ready to split. I am not even a Heat fan. Jimmy is Jimmy tho. 100
Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 26/02/2025We cannot allow this. If Nico and Lebron's hairlines are on the same screen at the same time, the entire world will go bald. 020
Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 26/02/2025media.tenor.coma space ship is flying towards a planetALT: a space ship is flying towards a planet 010
Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Watching #Cavs vs #Magic and Goga Bitadze's hair... Are we sure that's not an undercover agent in a wig; trying to foil some Naked Gun/Sudden Death style attack? #NBA #Iamhigh 121
Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Nuance and humility: two completely alien concepts for some. 000
Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 24/02/2025History+Internet is a different formula tho. Ppl then still had to interact with the real world. Not true anymore. Our brains aren't evolved to handle this much misinformation. MAGA are insulated and inundated at a level no group has been at in human history. 000
Reposted by JaredScience Friday @scifri.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Last October, we took a trip to the World Forestry Center in Portland, Oregon, for a daylong exploration of lichen—the fuzzy growths often found on trees, roofs, and gravestones. Two experts joined us to discuss the fascinating world of lichen and their role in a changing climate.buff.lyWhat Lichen Tell Us About Ecology, Air Quality, And MoreIra is joined on stage by experts in Portland, Oregon, to talk about the amazing world of lichen and their role in a changing climate. 412417229
Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Then maybe don't drop, "give resources back" as an answer. That's a can of snakes. Does Korea owe China? Does China owe Mongolia? Does Brazil owe Bolivia? Does Norway owe England? Who does that math and where is the line? Any country with any wealth got it through some level of exploitation. 000
Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 23/02/2025My source was jank. You are right that Portugal was the biggest culprit. I was conflating things. Thanks for the replies. Both nations are just as awful, if not moreso when it cokes to colonialism, so in a weird way, it further proves this woman was race baiting. 100
Jared @baconboi.bsky.social · 22/02/2025I do agree Portugal is way up there, but I only had so many characters. 000
