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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Was trying to figure out why I was in a foul mood then figured it out the third time I went inside because a cloud was scudding across the sun causing the temp to plummet. It was yew!!!! All you eejits who moaned about the heat and wished it was gone. Well thank you *very* much indeed Jerry!!

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Interesting data point/observation on the dietary and associated health benefits of wealth.

Air crew requesting inspection of seatbelts in first class because skinny pax require extensions

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

My brain was slightly fractured in B&Q earlier while buying more damn fence paint. The couple in front of me were about to pay, and they actually used paper money. I honestly can't remember the last time I saw that used. Much new stuff is bad but tap to pay is awesome.

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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

This was done by @monachalabi.bsky.social ! Please give credit where it is due

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

@liptons.bsky.social thanks for attaching your strings to the biodegradable bags with what seems to be super glue. Just destroyed 3 bags trying to make a cup. Not to worry, got a Twinings which I still had to separate from it's pair but it remained usable. DON'T do this...

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Streeting at defence: Start your stopwatches now for when the first Palantir contract is placed. He got them in to the NHS, next defense - both utterly crucial to our national security. Handing the keys over to those crypto, "Christian", fascist tech bros is self harm on a level akin to Brexit.

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

@ottoenglish.bsky.social Just finished reading "Notorious". Enjoyed it all but my God, the last 2 chapters about the Dunera and Cole were gut wrenching. The cosy narrative around plucky compassionate Brits needs to be expunged before it's all replayed (it is ongoing tbh).

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

@adamrutherford.bsky.social I do hope she used your rapey otter factoids

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I don't think it's driving that Will needs to do carefully

Roadsign in the UK

WILSFORD CUM LAKE
Please drive carefully

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

And here we go. It's never about are kids, it's about making sure big tech can sell us more shit.

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

FUCK TRUMP, FUCK MUSK, FUCK FARAGE, FUCK STARMER. tl;dr Fuck them all and hope they rot in hell (aka poverty by them) Get off X now and launch an HMRC audit to ensure they are paying tax (sure they aren't). So fucking tired of all this.

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

So GPs are voting on whether to convert to private contracts like dentists. Nye Bevan would be so proud that it was a Labour government that nailed down the coffin of the NHS. Way to go Starmer and Streeting, but let's continue to shovel money at Palantir. #nhs #labour

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

@marisakabas.bsky.social in the wake of the Wikipedia news I wondered if you'd ever considered setting up a journalists Mastodon instance as a hedge against possible/probably BS enshittification. If so, please talk to @elenarossini.com who is a huge evangelist *and* great journalist!

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I get an insane amount of satisfaction from the ever more desperate emails entreating me to "come back" to services I left. 1/n

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

He did what now??? Oh, I see - different edge, different pole.

BBC headline says "Russell edges Antonelli to take pole for Canada sprint"

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Just saw the news about the England squad exclusions. That is all.

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Counterpoint to all the news about flights being cancelled. This is a realtime view of the small slice of sky over my house on the path in towards Heathrow and Europe

Realtime map of adsb data sent by aircraft in a radius of c. 50 miles around my house in wet Berks. Total aircraft is around 30

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Shit day all round. Racists voted reform and cunt Farages' face is all over the MSM. To top the day off after weeks as a shorts-wanker I'm back in trackies. Ffs

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I really don't know where to begin

Smiling female rugby player with a news headline saying "smaller balls for women's rugby, worst decision ever"

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Rant about all car firms and especially VW. Why do you: 1. Hype new cars that will not be available for months 2. Have websites with zero facts just bollocks about lifestyles 3. Employ showroom staff who know *nothing* about said cars Thank you for your attention to this travesty!!!

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Legal minds of BlueSky (and @davidmuttering.bsky.social and @barristersecret.bsky.social ) please advise if my civil suit for punitive damages against my car workshop for not returning my seat back to the position I left it will succeed? Huge mental anguish as it will *never* feel right again.

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Well... #1 son just packed all his stuff into a van and headed North towards Manchester. Was fine until I saw his bear "snowy" which he got when he came home from special care 32 years ago. Oof.

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Do manufacturers really think we don't notice when they reduce the materials in a product? The latest 2 I've noticed are kitchen towels and greaseproof paper. They both suddenly felt like half the thickness they used to be. It's the physical manifestation of enshittification. Bastards.

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Five shows to get to know me: The Good Place Lucifer Starfleet Academy Pluribus The Expanse

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Do the IT and customer care C-Suite denizens understand how much business their decisions to replace actual people with AI assistants lose? On one insurance website I could not select a correct address no matter what I did and there was no option for other contact. Cost them £150 today. Twats.

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Just finished Starfleet Academy. Just awesome. Was prepared to hate but it drew me in and kept me. Hopefully renewed soon and not as far away as Pluribus S2 seems to be.

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Avoided the Alex Pretti video until now but just watched the BBC version. He was pepper sprayed, pistol whipped and on the ground surrounded by the cosplay Delta Force and then (as far as I could tell) shot 8 times. Simple execution by state militia.

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Hello, Carol. This is a recording. At the tone, you can leave a message to request anything you might need. We’ll do our best to provide it. Our feelings for you haven’t changed, Carol. But after everything that’s happened, we just need a little space. This *is* poetry, fight me.

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

- Led Zeppelin - Alice Cooper - Meatloaf - Kid Creole and the Coconuts - Robbie Williams

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

@pinotevil.bsky.social saw this and, who else could it be for..

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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

REPOST ME YOU COWARDS.

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Lord Reith would be so proud of BBC co.uk FFS BBC

Headline from BBC website front page - Celia Imrie's fart steals the show on celebrity traitors

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Tripe Pacific Rim Aga-fucking-doo

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

What's up with ladybirds ATM? On my kitchen door count at least 10 at any given time. Is this a remake of The Birds but less scary?

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Chuckle brothers reboot looks *really* shit

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Seems to me that Ed and Zack have the opportunity to do the funniest thing: merge their parties and re-brand. I humbly offer these options 1. Glib Dems 2. Dem Greens

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Anyone who thinks that digital id is to reduce immigration needs to give their head a wobble. This is about control of all citizens. Once the card exists it will spread to areas and uses inconceivable now. Also bet Palantir get the contract to deliver and operate. Cha Ching!!

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Lol England. This morning big coat - just now had to come inside after reading in the garden because I was burning 😁

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

1. IT operations and change management 2. Flight simulators 3. Recreational boating

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