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b3lt3r

@b3lt3r.bsky.social
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grumpy, judgemental and with ninja class rbf..... but I like memes and puns so not all bad, amirite?

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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 1h
Pay per view I assume
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 11h
Be well Tracey No!
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh FFS. So sick of it everywhere....
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Transferring a business to private equity always works out well for consumers. Let's play "guess how much COVID shots will be next winter" Sighs in late stage capitalism
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I guess its better than gas 😁
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Home Alone reboot 😁
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hookers and blow?
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Say what you like about nurses, garbage
collectors, or mechanics, it's obvious that "
were they to vanish in a puff of smoke, the
results would be immediate & catastrophic. 
A world without teachers or dock-workers 
would soon be in trouble, and even one 
without science fiction writers or ska 
musicians would clearly be a lesser place. 
It’s not entirely clear how humanity 
would suffer were all private equity 
CEOs, lobbyists, PR researchers, 
actuaries, telemarketers, bailiffs or legal 
consultants to similarly vanish - many 
suspect it might markedly improve." 
- David Graeber
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
US administration outlaws these depraved trans particles and bans them from sports.
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Actually to distract me from seething at DP fucking D who were "sorry they missed me". Hard to do that when you don't come the property. Fuckwits. As you can tell, I was vexed 😁
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I feel better now
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We know you can do it! (God knows what "it" is, but carry on regardless eh)
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It was clearly good enough to spur me into action. Either that or I was bored AF, who's to know 😁
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Currently instructing my legal team to begin proceedings against @misshavishambles.bsky.social for the heinous crime of deleting a post id drafted a brilliant reply to and pressed send. Thus causing me untold distress and emotional chaos.
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It seems to me that politicians generally are out of their depth and cast around for "simple" solutions and the appearance of action. It doesn't help that the focus seems to have swung to chasing the next election above all else.
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hear me out - rent-a-Poppins
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thankfully after that they really got the band back together
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@garius this sounds like a job for you ;-)
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy you avoided it!
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Channeling your inner Vanna White 😁
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shocking!
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tracey is a swot as any fule kno..
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Where's a cat when you need one
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lol. Still in shorts, sat out in the sun till started to burn and just put the Aircon in the room I'm working in on as it hit 31 Deg. October the forking 5th FFS.
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If only someone had raised warnings earlier <every politician, everywhere>
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I do that with streaming adaptations. Loved The Expanse on TV, currently reading the books
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Even if it is, I still expect you in the office given the TPS report is due!
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nicely stated
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Only known to old gits like me 😁
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Given your dexterity at inventing rules on the fly, how could you not excel?😁
Describes the game Mornington Crescent played on the radio show I'm sorry I haven't a clue. Tl;Dr the rules are always made up
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I bet you're an absolute ninja at Mornington Crescent
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cries in Gryffindor
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Prude and Crude has a little more symmetry mebbe
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
New?
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All these companies (streaming, insurance etc) just don't get it (or at least me). Increase my payment by inflation, even + a couple % and I'll be lazy enough to let it roll. As soon as it's stupid % I switch or cancel. Time after time.
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Breality Breducation Brecovery
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
8 stops away from over your neighbours' fence - Evri little helps
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'd use the mask, what's to lose? Also try to keep the room ventilated although I struggle with that because I hate cold and draughts 😁
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rioted for fucks sake android auto correct and blue sky no fucking edit button. Burn in hell the lot of you useless twats.
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rooted! Although I'm sure they root very elegantly too 😁
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Used to view the French with typical British superiority (based on fuck all). Then they rooted when Macron increased pension age and since then after comparing them to us (tutting and posting on socials) I have nothing but respect for them. Merveilleux!
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Theirs first!
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mar-a-lar-guerite
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It IS the end, just not *that* end 😁
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Birthday Michael!
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh FFS, so sorry to hear this. If it's any consolation it took 3 surgeries to fix my detachment. On the last one, my consultant said "we're doing everything on this one". Touch wood 10 yrs later, ok, but I remain paranoid. Sending all the good thoughts!
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Damn, I'm good...
BBC online article titled "what we know about stabbing on FlyDubai flight to Israel"
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION!!
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Waiting for "What we know about the FlyDubai incident so far".... tl;dr fuck all
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b3lt3r @b3lt3r.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Honestly have grown to respect the French more and more. They don't tut or write strongly worded posts on social media - they're out on the streets in person. Chapeau!
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