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bones @b0nes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
when Carly brings the saxophones back on the new album
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I See The Light Caseoh
Alt: I See The Light Caseoh
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No greater tribute to Dolly than depicting her as she always preferred to be: stacked and snatched
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bones @b0nes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Being there when Westbrook broke the triple-double record in person was probably the coolest non-Pacers related basketball things I’ll ever witness. Gonna miss that guy for real
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 03/08/2026
so there's been this big Clear Channel digital countdown to the world cup billboard in Oakland for the last six months, except the world cup is over, and they haven't found someone new to buy the billboard space, so right now it just says: "-51 days till all eyes are on the Bay Area!"
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bones @b0nes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Brand New Day is a top 3 spider-man movie of all time, easily.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The Justin Timberlake “it’s gonna be May” meme but the text says “it’s August already.” He has short blonde curly hair and smiles into the camera while wearing a white button up shirt
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bones @b0nes.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
god between HOTD and Silo I am just begging something of importance to happen and for people to stop yapping
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
the hidden message of neon genesis evangelion is that 14 year olds should die
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bones @b0nes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
2016: milkshake duck 2026: gumball raccoon
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 17/07/2026
lol
News nations YouTube feed has 587 people watching the presidentWSA9 News in DC has 99 watching the president Channel 7 news in DC has four watching the president
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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bones @b0nes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
it’s… not coming home?
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally
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Lizzie O'Leary @lizzieohreally.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I have this idea for a game show called Less Online, where the more online spouse/partner tries to explain something to their less online partner and they are racing against another couple to see who gets it first. (this morning I tried to explain the grink to my husband)
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bones @b0nes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
LEGONE
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Riley MacLeod @rcmacleod.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
🙃
The majority’s position is thus fundamentally inconsistent. It credits the West Virginia Legislature’s concern
that a class consisting of transgender girls like B. P. J. is
large enough to pose an existential threat to girls’ sports,
but at the same time holds that this class is too small to be
protected by the Equal Protection Clause. In other words,
this potentially overbroad generalization is both necessary
to furthering substantially the State’s interests in girls’
sports and effectively irrelevant to assessing the classification’s lawfulness. The Court’s equal protection precedents
neither require nor support this contorted logic.
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Leah Litman @leahlitman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Justice Kagan, in dissent, on SCOTUS striking down anti-coordination campaign finance regs: "For those who think there is too much of it in this country—for those who would prefer even more money to be pumped even more easily into politics despite the danger of corruption—this overruling is for you"
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/06/2026
anyway i think the proper takeaway here is that a bare majority of the court thinks the plain words of the 14th amendment mean what they say, that four members believe there is a secret hidden meaning only recently discovered by hack lawyers
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Shift drink: Reflecting Pool 1oz rum 1oz mezcal .75oz lime .75oz honey barspoon matcha muddled mint
The described cocktail in a coupe glass.  It's very algae lookin
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
[turning on a world cup match] oh wow, cape verde, i wonder where that is [55 minutes later] if cape verde wins it will be the greatest day of my life
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bones @b0nes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
enjoy. Haliban returns next year
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bones @b0nes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Spurs choking this might do generational damage to Wemby
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Homefield @homefield.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Everyone from New York, please say thank you to Indiana for OG Anunoby and for deciding to sit the playoffs out this year
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
i'm just happy for lifelong knicks fan taylor swift
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bones @b0nes.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
(since their first series oops)
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bones @b0nes.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
TRUMP GAVE KNICKS THEIR FIRST LOSS OF THE ENTIRE PLAYOFFS. NYC YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
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bones @b0nes.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
euphoria turned out to be a 10 year rug pull to get the masses to join fundamentalist evangelical christianity. who would have thought
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Mmhmm
Screenshot of Trending sidebar reading 
1. Luke Kornet
2. Chet Holmgren
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bones @b0nes.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
PACERS SEND THEIR REGARDS, OKC
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bones @b0nes.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
WEMBYYYYYYYY
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bones @b0nes.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
*sighs* *dusts off D2 one last time*
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Fujoshi Mountain Sect Leader @gin-and-chthonic.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
me sleeping seven hours vs. me sleeping six hours and 42 minutes
Dale Cooper from Twin PeaksMr. C from Twin Peaks
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bones @b0nes.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
one of the talking heads yesterday talking about SGA’s 1/7 chance to drop less than 20 points in the playoffs. OOH it’s hot
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bones @b0nes.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
me, a humble pacers fan, as the nba starts to turn on the thunder
media.tenor.com
shrek from the movie shrek is laying down with his hands on his chest
Alt: shrek from the movie shrek is laying down with his hands on his chest
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
The original liminal space
The old Windows maze screensaver. This maze has wood floors red brick walls and a cement ceiling. In this still there are two paths branching off from the camera with other offshoots visible down the left path
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
yay weekend
Guy with a knife meme. Guy on left, labeled: ME INSISTING ON ENJOYING A LAZY SATURDAY defends himself against a man with a knife on the right, labeled: ME SELF-HATING FOR WASTING MY SATURDAY
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bones @b0nes.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
if Trump faked his first assassination attempt he would definitely fake a second one to get out of a WHCD
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
should i buzz him in?
a ring camera at a house showing a bee at the door
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Cf. the Bezos Post, "Republicans gerrymandering in Texas is fine, actually" b/w "Democrats gerrymandering in Virginia is a threat to democracy"
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bones @b0nes.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
legitimately unfair that the Spurs get Wemby AND fiesta colorways
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bones @b0nes.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
remember when Euphoria was about high school
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
@ItsBCJim

The bad part of getting older is that you become an NPC, the good part is that being an NPC rocks. Nothing like walking down the street with a thought bubble that's just a sandwich you're looking forward to. Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
when they say I can’t have my McFlurry because the ice cream machine is broken
Tim Robinson confused with his fingers on his temples saying “I’m just trying to understand here”
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
hey if you think you're mad now just wait til tomorrow morning when we find out who all made money off this
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 07/04/2026
in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive
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bones @b0nes.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
listen AppleTV, I know you can’t make a TV show that is just godzilla and monster of the season duking it out for 45 minutes, but you got wayyyyy too much human nonsense in my monster show and not enough monster
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bones @b0nes.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
it’s literally just static noise. But Amazon felt the need to monetize that shit.
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bones @b0nes.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
if you don’t pony up, it only plays for an hour or so before shutting off. And the unpleasant jumpscare of sleepily asking for noise to fall asleep to before hearing (at volume 12/10) “GET MORE FROM YOUR SLE-“ while you try and tell her to shut up
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