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eleanor of aquateen @b-rar.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I am hereby announcing that I will not be learning who or what Clavicular is. I will go to my grave knowing no details and participating in zero discourse. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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eleanor of aquateen @b-rar.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Periodic reminder to check your spam folder

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

When the weather gets hot, please take special care for the goths in your life. With their floor-length coats, platform shoes, and velvet capes, it’s hard for them to thermoregulate as we do.

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Boner Boner Father Iowa, County Births, 1880-1935

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 09/07/2026

It’s New Foods Day for the Minnesota State Fair and this, to me, is the promise of America www.mnstatefair.org/new/food

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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead

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eleanor of aquateen @b-rar.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

18 years ago my cat (rip Heyzeus) sat on my keyboard and started writing an email to my dad, I will keep this saved in my drafts until I die

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authorblues @authorblu.es · 26/06/2026

Screenshot from gamefaqs:

Forum post, titled "Why is this game called Myst and not Mist?"
First post is "Is this because of communism?" by Acro 17 years ago

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James Wallis @jameswallis.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Babe wake up, new industrial band five-album discography just dropped

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eleanor of aquateen @b-rar.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

One issue where the American electorate is in near universal consensus is that the Democratic party elite are weak shits who look like this and exist only to lecture desperate people about their tone

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 26/06/2026

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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

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yаna @ghola.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

i got to go make some love to olive oyl before i gets exercuted

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eleanor of aquateen @b-rar.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

You can have destratification You can have the heat that it brings

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eleanor of aquateen @b-rar.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

There thou art, discomfited; Meant to fart, but then you shidded

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eleanor of aquateen @b-rar.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

[BILL MAHER VOICE] New rule: the age of consent is 14

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eleanor of aquateen @b-rar.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

This just gets funnier the longer you look at it

Valentine's Day-themed brochure for therapist continuing education classes. The lower half is a graphic featuring multicolored candy hearts with mental health terms and phrases like "POLYVAGAL THEORY," "COUPLES THERAPY," "CBT," and "GRIEF"

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eleanor of aquateen @b-rar.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Winning all 535 electoral votes on a single issue platform of making it legal to let your dog shit on someone's lawn and not pick it up if they only shoveled their driveway and not their sidewalk

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✨ felony ✨ @warmleatherette.com · 13/01/2026

the way you absolutely cannot fuck with minneapolis

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 09/01/2026

In Beijing, every province has an office building and a restaurant that serves the province’s cuisine, and I think that’s something that Washington DC should embrace.

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eleanor of aquateen @b-rar.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

shit sucks, here's a beautiful dumbass dog though

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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 05/12/2025

guy doing the opening for Return to Innocence:

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

i was the only home whose cable didn’t go out when the sopranos finale aired and it showed tony looking up and seeing two guys walk into the restaurant holding hands. then it cut back to tony shrugging, which you have to understand in 2007 was a very powerful statement

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eleanor of aquateen @b-rar.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

world's going to hell but for the time being at least I can still bake the fuck out of a ziti

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eleanor of aquateen @b-rar.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

i have exciting news for everyone who says they'd go back and take out hitler if they had a time machine

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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Ernie Bushmiller, 1947

Black and white comic strip panel dancing is walking up to Sluggo saying don't stand there slugo the FBI will get you sluggo is puzzled. Sluggo carries a big hammer over his shoulder. on the wall behind him is a poster advertising that the hardware store inside is selling Garden implements. it has a picture of a sickle on the poster the hammer and the sickle combine to make an iconic shape

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eleanor of aquateen @b-rar.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

"we are going to put this entire administration in jail and undo every single thing they did" would deliver filibuster-proof supermajorities

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/01/2026

I feel like letting every president of my lifetime get away with Unlimited War Crimes was a serious mistake

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eleanor of aquateen @b-rar.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

world war 3 is underway. this is the only way we should be talking about this

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 03/01/2026

"All over the world, wherever there are capitalists, freedom of the press means freedom to buy up newspapers, to buy writers, to bribe, buy and fake 'public opinion' for the benefit of the bourgeoisie. This is a fact. No one will ever be able to refute it." - Lenin

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Reality Winner @reazlepuff.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Literally fuck every government intelligence analyst who isn't picking up espionage act charges under Trump for leaking this crazy shit in advance

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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 17/12/2025

Chavez in 2009, while being labelled as paranoid, outlines exactly what is happening today.

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eleanor of aquateen @b-rar.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

when the time comes, the immediate goal and rallying cry is Total Denazification. there must be no making amends, no reconciliation, no letting bygones be bygones. their operational capacity must be brought as near to 0 as possible by the most effective and expedient means available

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🎃trash🎃 (haunted) @dollarpbr.gay · 03/01/2026

in light of recent events i’m altering my new year’s resolution

a frame from a korean news network’s on the street interviews. it shows a tall man baring his teeth with the subtitles “I dream of a great war of justice that will turn the American soil to ashes”

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Chris Kempshall @chriskempshall.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Also if anyone is interested in the history of the United States' attempts to topple leaders in South America and install more friendly dictators then you can - and I'm not joking here - download the files from the CIA website.

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eleanor of aquateen @b-rar.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

you will be in the box behind Trump Hegseth Rubio et al at Nuremberg II

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