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Val

@azurebolide.bsky.social
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professional shitposter | 36 ffxiv (pct/sge) & ffxi (geo/rdm) galore chicago area, for now 🚱

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Action Shakespeare 🐙🤤 @thatgalinthehat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Environmental storytelling at the elementary school
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Totem(兔腾) @totemyang.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don’t wanna forget you
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Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dragged myself back to the gym again
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Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
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Spooky Judas 🏳️‍⚧️ @judasisariot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What if Arcanine was a fat fuck ? #arcanine #pokemon #fat
A fat Arcanine, he is sitting and seem smiling, centend with himself. Digital art.
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Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Went to our local Palestinian owned bargain warehouse and they had randomly a box full of Gulpin plushies there
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Dre 👂🏻👂🏽👂🏿 @pizzadinosaur.fineti.me · 28/09/2026
📸 Polaroid of the Week 🔳 First picture I took with the Sun 660
A Polaroid picture of a construction crane in a parking lot. The sky is a very deep blue with a  couple small clouds.
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Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Viktor 🇵🇸🍉🦘🦘🪃 @viktx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Brave and gutsy #FreePalestine
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
💪
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Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
finally went back to the gym
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BULLY🐮✨ @bullypop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🎉it’s my 34th annual Update My “About Me’s” Across The Internet Day 🎉 This year is much like the last. New Silent Hill and a long weekend. ❤️ If anyone wants to pin a bday dollar to my shirt, CashApp is $bullypop 😋🧷 Love y’all. One of these days I’ll get back to streaming so we can hang some more.
A shot of me sitting in my car wearing a white and red tattersall polo and a backwards cap on my head.POV: you’re looking up from the ground, up at my stomach.
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MrFrumps @mrfrumps.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New video up right now go gimme some love! Also so close to 700 subscribers on my YouTube so please subscribe if you haven’t yet! youtu.be/L65cxPy0rss
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Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I need to find my spark again. I feel like I’ve wholly lost it at this point and I’m not sure where to even find it again
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Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
drinking the pumpkin spice coffee that turns me into a Chinese general on FFXIV PvP Frontlines today
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Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
slept with the windows open and it’s 66° in the house right now
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Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a heart’s a heavy burden
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Dre 👂🏻👂🏽👂🏿 @pizzadinosaur.fineti.me · 21/09/2026
📸 Polaroid of the Week 🔳 Vibed out at McDonald’s
A Polaroid picture of an empty McDonald’s during the afternoon, featuring lots of light and shadow.
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formthehead @formthehead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tataru with a gun #FFXIV #FFXIVART
Tataru pulling back the slide on a pistol, her eyes locked onto her unfortunate target
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Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Got caught in Chinatown in a rainstorm
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/09/2026
xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air! gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I believe I deserve some Taco Bell.
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Austin ʕ❤️ᴥ❤️ʔ @zangiefbae.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🫩🫩🫩😞
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sephirAmy @sephiramy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
how about some good news: new cat just dropped!!!!
a photo of a small, spotted wild cat, with orange fur and brown circular markings, staring up with big golden eyes.Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years

A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.

This 10-year-old male tiger cat is the first of his species (named Leopardus tilcayo) known to science. He is approximately 18 inches from head to end of body and weighs only 3 pounds, making him smaller than the average domestic cat. This video was captured at the Senda Verde Animal Refuge in Bolivia’s Yungas region, where he currently resides.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NEW CAT JUST DROPPED!!!!!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Grimace looks in the mirror and says "i'm having a mid-life crisis." He gets the buzzer out and says "time to shave my head..." He starts buzzing, to reveal that underneath he is a depressed Caucasian.
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BrawnPanda.bsky.social @brawnpanda.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Never ending Biceptember 🌅🌅🌅
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Donny Caltrider @donnycaltrider.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Another set, another Basic Land by @florianherold.bsky.social, another absolute banger The original painting for his Plains from #MTGFRA is now available, offers being heard through Tuesday Post: mtgart.auction/PlainsFRA
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Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
breadstick
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Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Chicago area oomfs: anyone have any good recommendations for an LGBT+ therapist?
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Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
never speak to me or my son, or my son's son ever again
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MrFrumps @mrfrumps.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hey guys I’m streaming & can use a distraction.. come hang out with me twitch.tv/mrfrumps
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Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've had Cu Sith for 5 minutes but if anything ever happened to him I would kill everyone in this house and then myself
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coco @khemorrhoids.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Prishe as my entry for #DrawMarketContest #ffxi
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Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What is the worst dungeon in Twilight Princess and why is it the Goron one?
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Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There have been so many hummingbirds lately 😍
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Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Playing Twilight Princess for the first time and my god this game is so good 🥹
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Dre 👂🏻👂🏽👂🏿 @pizzadinosaur.fineti.me · 14/09/2026
📸 Polaroid of the Week 🔳 ドーン! キラキラ✨
A Polaroid picture of me wearing a colorful hoodie with Japanese katakana plastered all over like a manga.
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Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I discovered yesterday that our doggy responds to “Mr. Penis”
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Baby Jane Hoe @treknirb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
holy shit stop posting AI pics
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
coyote vs acme movie poster with labeled segments, showing two saying: "haha silly coyote," and "holy shit john cena." a big section says: "conglomerate corporations will do anything and put anyone at risk to boost their own sales and even though it may be intimidating to stand up to them, perseverance and solidarity with the working class is important." a little section then says: "holy shit toxic yaoi"
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Brox @broxthehusky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“OMG the neighbors are arguing outside, go out there and eavesdrop but look like you’re out there for a different reason!” Me:
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
9 to 5 is the rare film in which a dream blunt rotation canonically get high.
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WereZeki @zekidragon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's 9/11 so I get to remind people that Mimi was at ground zero canonically
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K.O. @kopanda.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Google's 9/11 Homepage Design Stirs Controversy
Google's 9/11 Homepage Design Stirs Controversy
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Jtastic @jtastic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is basically the state of gaming in the big '26
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🚨 BEWARE of VoteSafe.org 🚨 While it bills itself as a “safe” way to register to vote, it is actually a digital surveillance machine created by Elon Musk’s super PAC.
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the same image of the hungry shiny spheal in pokemon sleep but I have put the metroid ravenous logo at the bottom
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