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Coach (Agent) Monk

@coachmonk.bsky.social
5.2K followers 1.3K following 3K posts

I fist things and also throw them. 🥊🥋 🏋‍♂️ ISSA Personal Trainer and Nutrition Coach Hrothgar, Monster Hunter, Berserker Class servant, Chef, Dog Magnet. Taken. (He/Him) My page likely staying SFW. ko-fi.com/coachmnk throne.com/coachmnk

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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thinking about how the barber noticed a ridge in my skull and I couldn't even tell him from what injury it was cuz i dont remember anymore. He got a bit scared. Anyway.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Selling my armpit stank gym towel haha jk unless.....
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Selling my armpit stank gym towel haha jk unless.....
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm so glad I have whatever is wired in me to enjoy music the way I do. Some complex tracks can give me full body chills and something that I can only describe as a fucking brain massage. The dopamine high is simply out of this world. Jesus fuck.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Go shove leaves up your ass.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I believe I deserve some Taco Bell.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
On/off
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
On/off
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My two favorite bands releasing new singles on a REST DAY should be illegal.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Everyone's jorkin it to Beastmaster but for some reason I got hyperfocused on housing. RIP my gil. Also ill get to beasmaster soon I promise....
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I will always remember who did that AI 80s meme. 🥰 I never forget.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Kinda fed up with ya'll homosexuals lately but here's a pic or whatever.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you gonna make a video of you shaking your butt and showing hole put your dog away!!! WYDM your BABY BOY sees his father opening his hole on camera????
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ok i really wouldn't mind a proper ff6 remake like resonance. Shits real cool so far.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I have a whole deal of opinions about something but the truth is that none of you (yes you) are ready for em but that's fine. 😌
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What's up w these ppl that mass like your shit then unfollow when you dont give them attention in the 5 following minutes? 😂
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Everything's on fire. But I kinda like it like that. 🫪
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
September starting out wild already lmaoooo.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I didnt even know you could get salmonella off avocados America cracks me up.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Absolute dogshit week and nothing to look forward to the weekend for but i got a haircut I guess.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
When you are like can this day go any worse and it does. 🥰😍
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I haven't had cellphone service since Saturday and imma shoot somebody.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Chuggin those Monsters blasting Dolly like a sad cowboy yeehaw.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I HATE this wtf???
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If you like Imagine Dragons we can't be friends.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
What's a Sunday.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Chupacabra gets tired too.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Any ideas where to put this arm?
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Any ideas where to put this arm?
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mirror dirty makes me sad. Give me your lunch money and no sad anymore.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Photography is my passion.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mirror dirty makes me sad. Give me your lunch money and no sad anymore.
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Daddy-in-training 😤 @bluewolfdude.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Wanted to post a side by side of starting with my coach @coachmonk.bsky.social and to my recent check in (15 weeks so far) Top is the start and bottom is current! Cant wait to continue working with him and getting BIEGGER!
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This run was so good I had to keep a pic of it.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A lift and a haircut later.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Im wondering who normalized being 50 pounds and wearing compressions?
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is how CRINGE you look making AI shit of yourself.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Tryin to practice "the look".
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Looking pissed is my passion.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I now need a button that will make people shit themselves.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I love that you can turn off reposts now honestly some of ya'lls are terrible. Thanks for coming to my TED talk. 🫶
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I have very cool friends.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ok i may be a bit goth.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
When the track you're obsessed about climbs an octave and adds layers or vocalization and instruments cuz its featuring a fucking quintet on the back??? Literal chills. Song is super silly too.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Gay powers restored.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Got a normal people person gathering again this weekend and need a haircut and I dont think my shirts fit anymore and FUCK.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Who knows how to get rid of the wet USB alert on android. Holy shit.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This rashguard goes HARD and ppl stare a lot. :)
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This rashguard goes HARD and ppl stare a lot. :)
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
POV: we had a fat blunt and are shit talking about you.
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