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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
God damnit, I'm not very hungry during the day as is but I got a pretty bad stomach cramp and the meal is like in an hour or so
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
cool boarders 4, print ad, excerpt, snowboarding etiquette, playstation (1999) archive.org/details/psm-...
illustration of a man with a big flannel top on and baggy pants, sitting at a candle lit table with a woman. they are being waited on.
text above with an arrow pointing to the illustration:
you can't go wrong with flannel. it's smart for any occasion.
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
lauren
@NotABigJerk
For everyone visiting their parents
this week:
LG tvs call it TrueMotion
Roku/TCL calls it Action Smoothing
Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
Sony calls it MotionFlow
Panasonic calls it Intelligent Frame Creation
Amazon Fire TVs call it Motion
Processing
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Panel 1: An old, grey haired, mostly bald version of Shen is laying in bed, in a residential room, with a nightstand with a lamp on top and wooden flooring. There's a man with similar hair to him laying his hand upon the old Shen's. Old Shen says "Son ... I can feel myself passing ..."

Panel 2: Closeup of the son's hand resting on old Shen's. Old Shen continues, "My ... final request ... is ..."

Panel 3: Closeup of old Shen, opening his eyes slightly. "Please make a 3D model of me ... a-and ... COUGH ... make it do gay little anime dances on a screen at the funeral."

Panel 4: Old Shen, resting contently in an open casket, and above him is a screen and two speakers, the screen showing him doing a gay little anime dance, and the speakers playing presumably the anime music he's dancing to. Two wake-goers are there looking at it.
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Top 10 mst3ks, no order Santa Clause Conquers the Martians Prince of Space Godzilla vs Megalon Munchie Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Beyond Atlantis Space Mutiny Mac and Me Mitchell Master Ninja I
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Fun fact: your lawyer can do this
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
It's a holiday weekend. You're going to hit up a townie bar and need a break from family soon enough. Why not read [EDITOR'S NOTE: if you're on *Bluesky*, it's reread] our good friend Tim's now 10.5 year old story on arguably the greatest jukebox goof of all time www.vice.com/en/article/i...
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I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out
The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
If nearly everyone had an STD, I’d still want people to disclose that shit.
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Ok this is a pretty problematic opinion and I might lose some of you but this is bothering me ...someone within the booktoksphere wrote a really gross book with pedo stuff in it. Now to be clear the book sounds disgusting. I'm not gonna read it and no one probably should read it
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
God I am really getting sick of every remotely violent, sexual or problematic word being censored on line. How did we get from an internet where you could do anything you wanted yo 9ne where we are now penalized for swearing. Even this platform sucks about that in it's own way
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Yeah, pretty much what I expected
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
This rules
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Cunema Snob basically said Turner and Hooch isn't so much a movie as much as a prank you play on your friends to make them cry and...yeah, that seems about right
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
So...let me get this straight...Sydney Sweeney, who has been courting a MAGA fanbase, thought that being in a movie about a lesbian pro fighter who overcame domestic abuse wouldn't completely flop because neither side of the political spectrum want anything to do with that concept starring her
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
This is one of the funnier cases of AI brain rot that I've seen If you don't wanna watch: gaming youtuber, his job being SO HARD, decided to completely replace himself with an AI version. People were not happy so to "solve" this he just made a more realistic looking AI. Somehow that didn't help
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The Kwebbelkop AI Situation Got Even Worse
YouTube video by AugustTheDuck
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
The place I got potatoes had buy 1 get 1, so I used the extra to make a practice batch of mashed potatoes and man I am good at making mashed potatoes
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I wish we as a society would embrace that if you're a leader, this type of fuck up is on you CEOs go on about how hard it is to lead but they also never take any responsibility for what at best is a complete failure of judgement on their part that should mean means they are unqualified to lead
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Spooky Boner @lucytoner.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Aw, she left the band
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Question: how does Awkwafina get constant voice acting work in movies when she sucks at it? And in general I have tried to get her appeal and man that name is atupid
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
This guy lost by the way, but it was actually close
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
My cats are such assholes to each other. Like the other day my cat Squiggly was curled up next to me in bed, fast aslepp. My otger cat Alita jumped up to get attention but then saw squiggly was there. She justcstared awhile, meowed to wake him up, and then left
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Question: I'm planning on making mashed potatoes a day early because I think they're actually better when left to settle overnight. Am I crazy or does that sound about right?
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
If you like this be sure to go see the hidden panels. They're good
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Me thinks this is gonna be a weird one Hopefully it's as weird throughout as the ending to 28 Years Later was at least
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Vodka, Boobs, Boyfriend Here's hoping quite frankly
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Torsten Kathke @kathke.com · 25/11/2025
It's weird to not only have lived through an information revolution but also now living through its undoing, all within less than a generation.
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Watching a video on Booktok and I'm honestly not as bothered by the "romanticizing domestic abusec part nearly as much as I am about the "wanting to read the same story over and over, complaining when it deviates and you are not warned up front so you can avoid it"
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I am not clicking this and it might just being done dirty by the headline but this headline makes me want to drive to Philadelphia and punch the entire editorial board of this paper
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Sir, we can excuse the bigotry but we draw the line at you harming an innocent tech device, take your hatred for Mint Mobile elsewhere
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Was trying to find a high quality image of this absolutely braindead chart so I could look at it properly and every site site that had it was also selling it...and if that isn't the holistic movement in a nutshell, I don't know what is.
A "medicine map" that I think would literally be impossible to get across here, but it's a giant web with problems in the center and "evil" big pharma solutions on the left and "good" holistic solutions on the right. For more info look up "the healing web"
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
The weird thing about Sunshine is it's a reverse "From Dusk Til Dawn". While with that movie it's way better not to know going in that it turns into a horror movie out of no where mid-movie, with Sunshine it's way better to know going in that it turns into a horror movie out of no where mid-movie
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Stoned or not, I think this is correct
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Stoned and trying to resist posting a thread about how in Toy Story the toys are literally driven by imagination and how this shows a complete life arc for Woody...which actually would make the next movie possibly being about AI they could unfortunately make that make sense
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I really fo love this stupid anime (minus the one terrible part) youtu.be/q1b6imfgAXg?...
youtu.be
ITS NO GOOD HES GERMAN
YouTube video by Metallitia
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Definitive Star Wars Movie Rankings 1) Starcrash 2) Jason X 3) Mac snd Me 4) Just the "now this is podracimg" part of the phantom menace 5) Spaceballs the Animated Series 6) Metal Gear Survive And the rest are garbage
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Still not sure is anything is gonna happen to the guy, but still this is fantastic news
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ben driscoll @daisyowl.com · 24/11/2025
maybe i am going insane
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Holy shit...guys...guys...there's a new friggin Strongbad E-mail youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?...
youtu.be
Strong Bad Email #210 - Robots
YouTube video by homestarrunnerdotcom
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Story Minute by Caro Lay used to appear on Salon along with the works of @tomtomorrow.bsky.social @rubenbolling.bsky.social and Keith Knight but a ton of it has mostly disappeared from the web which was unfortunate because it was wonderful
The visuals are explained mostly in the text. Most of it is a guy in a room with crosswords on every surface and a bed
Title: Prison
He was sentenced to the crossword room. There was some hope for his eventual release then.  If he could complete all six puzzles, the code would spring open the walls. He got to without the benefit of the usual aids. Whenever he got stuck he'd work on a different wall. He was grateful that the puzzle gave him something to do. At least he wouldn't go crazy"

Man is shown sitting in bed thinking "9-letter word for 'denial'"

"but then he couldn't recognize his own obsessiveness. Many years later, he completed the last puzzle. Two sides swung open. One side led to the world outside. The other led to new and more interesting challenges ."

The man is shown writing on the wall of another Crossword room, with no bed in it
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Oh hey, I actually got the rare semi-popular skeet about something I actually would like to spread
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
In Blazblue, the character Platinum the Trinity has a jab where they do either rock, paper or scissors This makes no difference in almost all situations EXCEPT when they are fighting another Platinum. If they both jab each other at the same time, the "winner" gets the hit
And image of Platinum the Trinity doing rock paper and scissors
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social they finally Gus Fringed him
A garlfield figurd that is hald skeleton and organs
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Charles M. Schulz Museum | The home of Snoopy & the Peanuts Gang @schulzmuseum.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
This PEANUTS comic strip was published #OTD on November 21, 1990.
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I feel how much the Trump adminstration fucked up the Comey case hor overlooked, partially because it was not easy for non-lawyers to see the exact scale to which they fucked up but, holy shit, it is mind-boggling and ultra embarrassing how badly they fucked up.
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Whats Her Face is the best Teen Girl Squad Member, don't @ me
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Story Minute by Caro Lay used to appear on Salon along with the works of @tomtomorrow.bsky.social @rubenbolling.bsky.social and Keith Knight but a ton of it has mostly disappeared from the web which was unfortunate because it was wonderful
The visuals are explained mostly in the text. Most of it is a guy in a room with crosswords on every surface and a bed
Title: Prison
He was sentenced to the crossword room. There was some hope for his eventual release then.  If he could complete all six puzzles, the code would spring open the walls. He got to without the benefit of the usual aids. Whenever he got stuck he'd work on a different wall. He was grateful that the puzzle gave him something to do. At least he wouldn't go crazy"

Man is shown sitting in bed thinking "9-letter word for 'denial'"

"but then he couldn't recognize his own obsessiveness. Many years later, he completed the last puzzle. Two sides swung open. One side led to the world outside. The other led to new and more interesting challenges ."

The man is shown writing on the wall of another Crossword room, with no bed in it
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I vould probably pick something better...but have the only Dilbert strip I still find funny
Dilbert and Dogbert are sitting at a table and Dogbert has some paper
Dilbert ask "well? What did you think of my new poem?"
Dogbert replies "I once read that given infinite, a thousand monkeys with a thousand typewriters would eventually write the entire works of Shakespeare"
"But what about my poem?" Dilbert asks
Dogbert responds "three monkeys, ten minutes"
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 22/11/2025
The fact that he just sorta glides over the part where his journalist ex-fiancée was doing campaign strategy for RFK Jr., yet leads with the gross sexts, tells you a lot about Lizza's qualities as a political journalist
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 04/11/2025
Remember when Aaron Swartz downloaded JSTOR archives that he had full legal rights to download and the FBI hounded him literally to death for it? Anyway,
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