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Formerly Trevor Mullis (Now under new management) I Am Farts Johnson.

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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Garfield and I are often very similar.
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
wanna meet that dad
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#NowWatching #Filmsky This leaves The Criterion Channel tomorrow, and I need to revisit it, so
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It's a solid movie.
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I worked in TV news, I had a producer who was *sure* that Dinosaurs could *never* have existed. Nothing that big could be alive! She'd derail entire meetings to bring up The Non-Existence of T-Rexes and shit like that. Claimed it was a hoax by scientists to do *something.*
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lmaoo
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm in. I'm all the way in.
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 13h
RALPH TIME #DogFun
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 10h
I hope the *secret* #Rifftrax #MST3K movie is AX 'EM. More people need to see AX 'EM. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P7J... #Filmsky
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Ax 'Em (1992) THE WORST HORROR FILM EVER MADE!
YouTube video by Demon Hag
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 10h
Incredible things going on over on Tumblr
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 4h
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Mac And Me Wheelchair
Alt: Mac And Me Wheelchair Scene
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 02/02/2024
bunch of rednecks sitting around a bonfire on a very clearly cold night. the one sitting on the back steps, he spits and says "Dracula, huh?" everyone nods and mumbles in agreement the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker" in this seven-film pitch, I will
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So who's your favorite MST3K host? Mike's mine. I wish Emily had gotten more episodes; her crew was really fun. #MST3K
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
open.spotify.com/track/67zO8S... New M83 album! Hell yeah
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Soldiers of Lust
M83 · I Wrote You A Letter · Song · 2026
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nah, Raphael ain't my dad.
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
CHICK MANGIONE
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RECORD COVER
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't really know what I was going for with this, but here we are.
It's an all fucked up version with too many hands and too many earths.
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jack Kirby drawing of a colorful dude saying "I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE DIFFERENT"
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well, this movie was so good that it short-circuited my usual "Shitty Esoteric Reviews" nonsense. #Filmsky #Letterboxd
FLOW (2024): 5 star review                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              
"I genuinely... I genuinely don't know what to say. This is beautiful."
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One time this happened #Quiktrip #QuiktripHotDogs
please get someone to describe the image if you need it. I'm too tired to type all of it out
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
throne.com/trevorlynn Here's my throne account send me little stickers as surprise gifts. I keep notebooks to help with my memory issues, and I like putting dumbass stickers on them Or send me something on my wishlist OR, more importantly, help anyone who needs money more than I need stickers 💖❤️💖
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Trevorlynn - Wishlist | Throne
Send Trevorlynn gifts via Throne. Browse Trevorlynn's wishlist and support your favorite creator safely.
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Farts Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Farts Johnson
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This fucking thing is in Enterprise, Alabama. #Nightmare #NIGHTMARE #McDonalds
Ronald McDonald as a horrifying Boll Weevil Man statue.
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
42 years ago today, Frasier Crane made his first ever appearance on TV, in the "Cheers" season three premiere, "Rebound." Weird that he's been in roughly 2,000 separate episodes in 59 different TV series now.
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Frasier Crane Running with Scissors
Alt: Dr. Frasier Crane Running with Scissors while announcing "I am running with scissors!" "Cheers"
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Transgender World @transgenderreport.com · 27/09/2026
‘They don’t want trans people to exist’ – Lynx’s Cheryl Reeve speaks her mind sports.yahoo.com/art... #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
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‘They don’t want trans people to exist’ – Lynx’s Cheryl Reeve speaks her mind
Minnesota Lynx head coach Cheryl Reeve isn’t backing down from her public support of the transgender community. Minnesota Lynx coach Cheryl Reeve has long used her platform to champion progressive causes and stand up for LGBTQ+ rights.
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Farts Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Agent Cooper Enters Twin Peaks' Red Room
Alt: Agent Cooper Enters Twin Peaks' Red Room
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh yeah, toy story 5 came and went and i didn't see it in a theater. first toy story i missed at the movies. Toy 5tory
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ma... My friend Marsha is in the hospital again. She'd only been home about 2 weeks. If y'all could share and/or donate to this gofundme, I would really appreciate it! 🤍🤍🤍 #MutualAid #FuckCancer #GoFundMe
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Donate to Support Marsha's Battle Against Cancer, organized by Carol Melton
Marsha has endometrial cancer, metastisied to both lungs. Without insurance, she … Carol Melton needs your support for Support Marsha's Battle Against Cancer
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Poopdeck Pappy or whatever the fuck walking up to Popeye, who is raking. Pappy says "Barnacle Jim has a long face," and check this out: Popeye and the baby, sweepea or whatever, both look disturbed by this news.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          
Do you have stairs in your house?
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Always thinking of this #TwinPeaks meme from Reddit. Blows my mind.
A map showing how James's "Just You" song led to the death of BOB in "Twin Peaks: The Return"
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
youtu.be/zIpUtsZ3xKg
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Oxis X Indie Hourzz
YouTube video by Indie Hourzz
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i got two first names, what the fuck                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              
- John Calvin
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
LIVER EATING JOHNSON IS A REAL PERSON WHO LOOKED LIKE FARTS JOHNSON mother of GOD. #FartsJohnson
Liver Eating Johnson, an unkempt beardy man
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Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ 125/450 💜❤️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Please help out - i need to pay ASAP ♥️♥️♥️
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bloody Marla still needs help, my friends! Donate and/or share, please, if you can! 💛💛
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Farts Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Help Marla, Help Marla, Help Marla.😍 #FuckYouIAmFartsJohnson🏳️‍⚧️ #MutualAid🏳️‍⚧️ #TransRights💜 #FriendsButNotThatShittySitcom🏳️‍⚧️ #MentalHealthAwareness🏳️‍⚧️
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Farts Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is James again. If you’re able (and only if you’re able) to donate to the fund for Carolynn’s good friend Marsha, please do. She’s been very supportive during a tough time, while going through a tough time herself. gofund.me/696ae07cd
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Donate to Support Marsha's Battle Against Cancer, organized by Carol Melton
Marsha has endometrial cancer, metastisied to both lungs. Without insurance, she … Carol Melton needs your support for Support Marsha's Battle Against Cancer
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Farts Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is James again. If you’re able (and only if you’re able) to donate to the fund for Carolynn’s good friend Marsha, please do. She’s been very supportive during a tough time, while going through a tough time herself. gofund.me/696ae07cd
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Donate to Support Marsha's Battle Against Cancer, organized by Carol Melton
Marsha has endometrial cancer, metastisied to both lungs. Without insurance, she … Carol Melton needs your support for Support Marsha's Battle Against Cancer
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Farts Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is James - I’ve spoken to Carolynn. They’ve deactivated their account, but they’re ok, they just need a break
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Farts Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is James - I’ve spoken to Carolynn. They’ve deactivated their account, but they’re ok, they just need a break
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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It is wild that growing up in the Northeast means dealing with all the extreme weathers which have traditionally bypassed in some aspect the other parts of the country. Except the Midwest, which has a turbocharged version of we get here.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s easy, all they have to do top casting Robert Duvall and Tommy Lee Jones, and also remake the saddest goddamn story anyone’s ever read
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Jay Dee @jayinthesky.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
watched The Bride! (d. Gyllenhaal, w. Gyllenhaal, Shelley)
a thin man in a collared shirt with a scarred face and neck. The caption reads 'Doctor, this is about loneliness.'
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tetris was invented to end sex in the Soviet Union
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh shit
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Your Left Pocket @yourleftpocket.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#MutualAid #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive #MABoost 💸💕
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Frank Cvetkovic (from comics) @gofrankgo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ACCOUNTABILITY POST: I have 15 pages left to write in this 48 page comic book script and I WILL have it finished by Halloween. It's out there publicly, so now I have to do it.
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The thing Republican men are the most interested in. Hasan Pikers body.
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