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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Btw...still in hospital.pRoblen endedbeing worse than kidney stones
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Yeah, just waiting on it
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
The morphine is always annoying in these cases because the amount I often need to dull pain this bad feels like they would suspect I was there to score painkillers
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Ok, dealt with pains all day, drove home, the pain was unbearable...so now I'm in the hospital because I think it's a kidney stobe
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
God damnit, I'm not very hungry during the day as is but I got a pretty bad stomach cramp and the meal is like in an hour or so
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
That it starts as hard scifi and then becomes an extremely silly slasher movie. Hard scifi fans were very annoyed by the switch, much more so if they didn't like slasher movies It basically does pull a Dusk Til Dawn, it's just here a lot of people REALLY liked the 1st half and just HATED the 2nd
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
cool boarders 4, print ad, excerpt, snowboarding etiquette, playstation (1999) archive.org/details/psm-...
illustration of a man with a big flannel top on and baggy pants, sitting at a candle lit table with a woman. they are being waited on.
text above with an arrow pointing to the illustration:
you can't go wrong with flannel. it's smart for any occasion.
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
lauren
@NotABigJerk
For everyone visiting their parents
this week:
LG tvs call it TrueMotion
Roku/TCL calls it Action Smoothing
Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
Sony calls it MotionFlow
Panasonic calls it Intelligent Frame Creation
Amazon Fire TVs call it Motion
Processing
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Was wondering if the first 3 panels were also part of the AI video but then I realized you did a close up of their hands for clarity so thanks you
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Panel 1: An old, grey haired, mostly bald version of Shen is laying in bed, in a residential room, with a nightstand with a lamp on top and wooden flooring. There's a man with similar hair to him laying his hand upon the old Shen's. Old Shen says "Son ... I can feel myself passing ..."

Panel 2: Closeup of the son's hand resting on old Shen's. Old Shen continues, "My ... final request ... is ..."

Panel 3: Closeup of old Shen, opening his eyes slightly. "Please make a 3D model of me ... a-and ... COUGH ... make it do gay little anime dances on a screen at the funeral."

Panel 4: Old Shen, resting contently in an open casket, and above him is a screen and two speakers, the screen showing him doing a gay little anime dance, and the speakers playing presumably the anime music he's dancing to. Two wake-goers are there looking at it.
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I am SHOCKED neither of us put The Final Sacrifice on our lists. I wanted to but I just couldn't find room
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Top 10 mst3ks, no order Santa Clause Conquers the Martians Prince of Space Godzilla vs Megalon Munchie Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Beyond Atlantis Space Mutiny Mac and Me Mitchell Master Ninja I
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Like you have to realize that the useful uses for AI are not what is being sold to us and what is being sold to us is extremely unfinished, useless, dangerous and wasteful. It is not something that should be shoved into everything. Hell most people shouldn't even need it
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
For the record I think machine learning is good and AI tgat works within extremely limited data sets could be extremely useful and not really have the issues that people hate The problem is AI is useful when used to assist specific people but LLM wants to replace people and just..no. That sucks
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Can't believe people are lecturing the creator of Snakeoil and the creator of Swin/dle in the comments as to why their remedies won't cure people
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I'm just bitter the press tried to write a fluff article about her to try and let her tell her story when it's like no, she's awful, she should go away and never try to publish a single word again
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Yeah, the way it works is as an attorney you're supposed to be a zealous advocate for your client. If you think anything will compromise that, you can reject the case. I think the problem lies in the prosecution being a zealous advocate for the cops rather than the law and the State
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Fun fact: your lawyer can do this
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
These people are cool because they confirm I am not the laziest man on earth
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
there was a popular booktok book where a character fucks the coffin of the protagonists grandmother and overflows it with jizz and just like...a fictional grooming relationship is too far? Sorry to bring this back but just remembered that and MAN not kidding when I say booktok rivals splatterpunk
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
It's a holiday weekend. You're going to hit up a townie bar and need a break from family soon enough. Why not read [EDITOR'S NOTE: if you're on *Bluesky*, it's reread] our good friend Tim's now 10.5 year old story on arguably the greatest jukebox goof of all time www.vice.com/en/article/i...
vice.com
I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out
The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Oh no
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a man sits at a desk in front of a sign that says the thing
Alt: The word "this is the one thing we didn't want to happen" appearing on screen in random places
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Looks like he's gotten himself...into a pickle
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a city skyline at sunset with the letter y visible
Alt: CSI opening with the word yeah expanding across the water imagery
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
If nearly everyone had an STD, I’d still want people to disclose that shit.
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Also I did not realize the story was so old. Just a few videos of people acting like going to jail for writing fiction, no matter how disgusting, is a thing so normal it's not even worth discussing
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Australian woman
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
It's why I left something awful...just every word had to be oerfect or you would be analyzed for weakness and torn apart for no gain. Unfortunately even leaving there...this is still truely Lowtax's empire now
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Also if they found actual csam, ignore this but from what I read, all they found was the book And as i said I know this might lose some of you but the world we live in reminds a bit of the Brasseye pedogeddon special Any ways sorry. I hope this doesn't paint me too badly
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
And I know people fear it will normalize pedophilia but once again...it's a book. The law tend not to think books are so dangerous that the author should be arrested, even the ones directly linked to violence Like I'm not defending the book but having it treated as actual csam seems moral panicy
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
And just like there are so many absolutely disgusting books out there. Ones that are literally nonstop rape and torture with even worse stuff like putting babies in blenders and having sex with and/or eating dead bodies. ooktok is not much better with it's love of the most problematic relationships
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
And like it's good she got cancelled for it and good people know she's disgusting and it would be just if she could never sell another book again ..but she was arrested for possessing and distributing csam as in her book and like...it's a book. Words on a page. No one was hurt
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Ok this is a pretty problematic opinion and I might lose some of you but this is bothering me ...someone within the booktoksphere wrote a really gross book with pedo stuff in it. Now to be clear the book sounds disgusting. I'm not gonna read it and no one probably should read it
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Yeah, we definetly got the wokescolds here too. I tried to deny that was a thing and not conservatives overreacting but no, they really wanted to make it clear they exist
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
...sorry just saw "virginity" censored as "v*rgin*ty" and just like...what? Why? And like these videos can talk about incredibly messed up stuff but basically in baby talk and it's maddening And avvoiding bad words like the plague gives them far more power
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I'm also sick of the fact we lost the battle where despite never being proven, every piece of media that shows anything bad will make people do that bad thing. I see it brought up so much like movies are instruction manuals and they don't even limit it to kids anymore
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
God I am really getting sick of every remotely violent, sexual or problematic word being censored on line. How did we get from an internet where you could do anything you wanted yo 9ne where we are now penalized for swearing. Even this platform sucks about that in it's own way
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Yeah, that's what I thought of. That guy's videos are surprisingly good and he seems surprisingly not shitty politically
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I mean I'm sure the game will be fun but Metroid is not Portal. Portal was a linear comedic puzzle game with an air of dread, Metroid is a stressful shooter built around exploration and isolation. Also Wheatkey was well written and did not tell you how to do stuff and the Metroid one seem...not that
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Yeah, pretty much what I expected
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I appreciate you not phrasing it Marley and Me" thus making this double sad
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
People with lives
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I like that Professor X can easilly make Magneto crumble completely because he can just make him relive the holocaust he went through.
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
And yes I recognized the game from the screenshot
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Trump being a Sonic 2006 NPC honestly somehow makes a certain amount of sense
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
This rules
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Yeah, I hate guns and even I know the first thing you are taught is to never aim your gun unless you intend to shoot Like if someone is seen, especially on video, they should immediately have their license revoked but lol at getting gun laws in this country
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Cunema Snob basically said Turner and Hooch isn't so much a movie as much as a prank you play on your friends to make them cry and...yeah, that seems about right
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I hope that didn't sound too insulting or seemed to underpplay the severity of your issues. My brain is just...not great and a lot of that is a nonstop yearning for that nothing to be filled with pretty much anything else
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
My depression/ADD mainly involved me curling up into a ball in a corner and building a fort made up of movies and video games. Like my active brain knows that I don't want your life but a part of me yearns for worse trauma that is full memorable moments rather than my depression flavored nothing
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Kiss me like a cannibal @axleblaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
So...let me get this straight...Sydney Sweeney, who has been courting a MAGA fanbase, thought that being in a movie about a lesbian pro fighter who overcame domestic abuse wouldn't completely flop because neither side of the political spectrum want anything to do with that concept starring her
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