Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Me helping my kid do homeworkstatic.klipy.comMr. Incredible's Math FrustrationALT: Mr. Incredible's Math Frustration 010
Reposted by Gatsby that is AverageK, here and there @khereandthere.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Every time Butker misses a field goal, a woman gets a degree 0195
Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Posting kids outside of businesses to shill things people dont want or need is a form of terrorism. 000
Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My wife hosted her book club this evening. Im occasionally eavesdropping and I dont think they've talked about any books but they have talked about: Diarrhea Nathan Fielder Perimenopause Swining Pools Zoloft Injections Scheming how to get one of their significant others to propose Costco 000
Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Fuck the Broncosstatic.klipy.comStar Demands More!ALT: Star Demands More! 000
Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It really annoys me how often commentators are called announcers. 000
Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Should I feel bad for absolutely hating a fellow 3 year old in my kids daycare class. The kid fucking sucks on many levels. 000
Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 12/09/2026What percentage of people who watch Ted Lasso have any idea where Ft Scott is? 001
Reposted by Gatsby that is AverageDan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 06/09/2026doug eddings can go to hell, first for the obvious reasons, but secondly (and almost more importantly) making me take the same side as the cardinals 0801
Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Introduce yourself with 10 acts or bands you've seen live. Huey Lewis Weird Al Metallica Slayer Deftones Black Sabbath Neutral Milk Hotel Modest Mouse System of a Down Tenacious D 010
Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 29/08/2026#HEYHEYHEYHEYstatic.klipy.comMen in Black Outfits Awkward DanceALT: Men in Black Outfits Awkward Dance 020
Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Hey Royalsstatic.klipy.comStar Demands More!ALT: Star Demands More! 000
Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Fun Fact: Brian Moorman student taught my high school government class as he was an education major & went to college in my home town. He had neat stories about almost getting drafted & trying out for multiple teams. Then one day he was like "I have a tryout with the Bills" and he never came back. 091
Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Its gonna be kind of hilarious if the Royals go 18-11 the rest of the way. Which I guess isn't far fetched. 000
Reposted by Gatsby that is AverageThe thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 17/11/2024 643971102
Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 23/08/2026#HEYHEYHEYHEYstatic.klipy.comSheldon, Leonard, Howard's Star Trek Cosplay DanceALT: Sheldon, Leonard, Howard's Star Trek Cosplay Dance 020
Reposted by Gatsby that is Averagesmugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Forgetting a line in the national anthem is like missing a button when dressing. Some people wont notice but some people will masturbate to it. 101
Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 31/07/2026My 3 year old is obsessed with spiderman... he may never forgive me if he ever finds out I read him bedtime stories, rocked him to sleep, laid him and bed, then immediately left to go see the new flick in the theater. 000
Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I cant think of anything that would make me less want to go to a @royals.com game than fucking Toby Mac. 010
Reposted by Gatsby that is AverageNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I can't breathe the air, I can't eat lettuce, I can't afford gas, and my kids have measles. But at least now our soldiers will have enough testosterone. 633763944
Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 15/07/2026This is such a hilarious take on Schumer. The dude has done absolutely nothing to help democrats. 100
Reposted by Gatsby that is AverageThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/07/2026CEO Reveals How He Used AI To Build One-Person Company That's $1.3 Billion In Debt 4567751796
Reposted by Gatsby that is AverageMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/07/2026this, forever 1273329
Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026After much thought, because my Fandom of the beautiful game really took hold in Europe... it only makes sense for me to root for Mexico, because fuck England. 020
Reposted by Gatsby that is AverageInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Fill your garage with Hogwater. 1224529673
Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 30/06/2026If I was a more petty person Id sue to have "protect and serve" removed from police cars. 000
Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I genuinely hate how Paraguay plays. Every player should get a yellow card for flopping like a bunch of fucking bitches. 000
Reposted by Gatsby that is AverageGarrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 24/06/2025NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot 3155674464
Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Its staggering how many assholes dont understand the difference between lying and being wrong. 010
Reposted by Gatsby that is AverageCamplinK @camplink.bsky.social · 21/06/2026JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. 0341
Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Hell Yeah Brother #usmntstatic.klipy.comHulk Hogan Shreds Guitar with American FlagALT: Hulk Hogan Shreds Guitar with American Flag 010
Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 19/06/2026#AmericaFuckYeahstatic.klipy.comUSA Soccer Fans Chant 'We Will Win!'ALT: USA Soccer Fans Chant 'We Will Win!' 000
Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 14/06/2026static.klipy.comJeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Anyway - Top GearALT: Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Anyway - Top Gear 000
Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I think we've found our banger of the summer 030
Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Im not convinced the hydration is for the benefit of the players but just a way for FIFA to squeeze advertising money. 000
Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Hot dang Kolek! #HEYHEYHEYHEYstatic.klipy.comChris Farley's Iconic Chippendales DanceALT: Chris Farley's Iconic Chippendales Dance 020
Reposted by Gatsby that is AverageAlex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK 6085402416196
Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Putting Rachel Maddow in the same breath as Stephen Colbert is fucking bullshit. I'll never forgive Rachel Maddow over her performative sensationalist bullshit she pulled over a single page of an old Trump tax return. 000
Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 21/05/2026introduce yourself with 10 bands / musicians you've seen live Black Sabbath Tool Deftones Metallica Huey Lewis Weird Al Modest Mouse Slayer Thursday Maylene and the Sons of Disaster 120
Gatsby that is Average @averagegatsby.bsky.social · 17/05/2026static.klipy.comTobias Fünke: Dad Likes LeatherALT: Tobias Fünke: Dad Likes Leather 040
